• An Earthquake just hit my town
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So, i was jus' sittin' around in my basement fapping when i hear this loud banging noise, my house shaking n' shit and i seems like an earthquake just hit my town (or something similar). There is nothing wrong with the place i live in (Northern Sweden) when it comes to ground and stability. It also hit every town in a 150km radius. [URL]http://norran.se/nyheter/norrochvasterbotten/article1061955.ece[/URL] Im scared FP. :C [highlight](User was banned for this post ("FP is not your personal blog" - Greeman))[/highlight]
And you thought that this was thread worthy? Ffff
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2FHAg5TnB4[/media]
Did you die?
how long did this so called earthquake last for?
That is why you don't live on a fault line. Humanity. :doh:
So did you finish, or did your parents run in worried about their child only to see you beating off to some steaming hot sex?
Your masturbation incurred God's wrath. Just think what he'll do when he sees this thread.
How big was it? And its nothing much, I was at a supermarket in Taiwan when it happened, shit goes on normally
God was mad that you were sinning. Repent.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;22643970]How big was it? [/QUOTE] You really want to ask him that?
[QUOTE=Jimmymi;22643798]So, i was jus' sittin' around in my basement fapping when i hear this loud banging noise, my house shaking n' shit and i seems like an earthquake just hit my town (or something similar). There is nothing wrong with the place i live in (Northern Sweden) when it comes to ground and stability. It also hit every town in a 150km radius. [URL]http://norran.se/nyheter/norrochvasterbotten/article1061955.ece[/URL] Im scared FP. :C[/QUOTE] "Ah shit, something that has never really occured in sweden has hit my town and my life could possibly be in danger! What will I do? 1) Check if my family is OK 2) Check what happened 3) Post a thread about it Yeah I'll do #3, seems the most sensible choice amirite"
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;22643970]How big was it? And its nothing much, I was at a supermarket in Taiwan when it happened, shit goes on normally[/QUOTE] 6 inches I'd say
[QUOTE=LifeIsGood;22643833][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2FHAg5TnB4[/media][/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, does he have something wrong with his brain? "Frank Derrrr Heurrrr derrrrrrrr Caliderrrr Washurrrrr coughcough" is all I hear.
There are hundreds of thousands of earthquakes per year, and you experienced one.
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/seismic_waves.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Jimmymi;22643798][B]So, i was jus' sittin' around in my basement fapping [/B]when i hear this loud banging noise, my house shaking n' shit and i seems like an earthquake just hit my town (or something similar). There is nothing wrong with the place i live in (Northern Sweden) when it comes to ground and stability. It also hit every town in a 150km radius. [URL]http://norran.se/nyheter/norrochvasterbotten/article1061955.ece[/URL] Im scared FP. :C[/QUOTE] God is trying to tell you something. Stop Fapping
[QUOTE=LifeIsGood;22643833][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2FHAg5TnB4[/media][/QUOTE] D'ohohohohoh
you caused earthquake fapping, which probably killed a few people. shame on you
Stop fapping [editline]08:55PM[/editline] no need to thank me for my advice
Sitting in your basement fapping....wow. Anyway, worry more about the aftershocks
Do you live near many fat people? They could be having a Swedish pie eating congregation, thus, causing an earhtquake. ^^ Fat people will do anything for a nice Swedish pie. :aaa:
I think God wanted to help you with your fapping, so he caused you to encounter an earthquake, which, in turn, shook your hand up and down for you.
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