Jews. Here is a picture of one:
[img]http://www.jrbooksonline.com/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif[/img]
A Jew (Hebrew: יְהוּדִי‎, Yehudi (sg.); יְהוּדִים, Yehudim (pl.); Ladino: ג׳ודיו, Djudio (sg.); ג׳ודיוס, Djudios (pl.); Yiddish: יִיד, Yid (sg.); יִידן, Yidn (pl.))[3] is a member of the Jewish people, an ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. The Jewish ethnicity, nationality, and religion are strongly interrelated, as Judaism is the traditional faith of the Jewish nation.[4][5][6] Converts to Judaism have been included among Jews throughout the millennia.
We also have lots of money, beards, and small penises. And we run this rap shit.
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Thread music:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XB7BXeGy3k[/media]
We also built this country called Israel, and it looks like this:
[img]http://mapsomething.com/demo/waterusage/maps/israel_map.gif[/img]
Some people say there was a country there already or something, but it was full of brown muslims, and the neighboring countries have brown muslims too, so if they wanted they could just move next door and it would be pretty much the same, so that's alright. Also, I think they're terrorists or something. Sometimes the brown muslims try to blow up Israel, so Israel has to shoot at them with planes and then people argue about it. Especially Gnome Chompsky.
65 million years ago there lived a race of people known as the Nazis who really hated Jews a lot because Jews have big noses, and tried to kill all the Jews. However, they were unsuccessful, and went mysteriously extinct, possibly due to a cataclysmic meteor shower scientists call the Dresden Bombing.
Nazis:
[img]http://www.odisea.ucv.cl/download/recopilacion%20imagenes/Historia%20Universal/Primera%20y%20Segunda%20Guerra%20Mundial/Tropas%20Nazis.jpg[/img]
In America though, everyone likes Jews, except for white nationalists and black nationalists. It's mainly because we're pretty funny, like Mel Brooks and Jon Stewart.
Here's a picture of Jon Stewart:
[img]http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/450JonStewart1.jpg[/img]
What a dirty jew.
We also invented Natalie Portman.
[img]http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/is-natalie-portman-dead-natalie-portman-death.jpg[/img]
A lot of Jews aren't really religious but they say they're Jews anyway so they can seem like a minority, like me. You can tell these Jews from real Jews because real Jews (also known as Acidic Jews) look like this:
[img]http://morefire.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/37024583waitingforthebrooklynferry.jpg[/img]
What...the fuck? :geno:
what are you doing
Jon Stewart is a pretty cool jew.
You know, most ethnicities have some sort of benefit... black people have big dicks, asians are smart...
What's good about being jewish?
Can you explain the race/religion thing? It always confused me how people tended to treat Jews as both a religion and as a race. Is that just Nazi propaganda?
[QUOTE=Bubbaluke;16480434]You know, most ethnicities have some sort of benefit... black people have big dicks, asians are smart...
What's good about being jewish?[/QUOTE]
Money.
How informative.
[QUOTE=phasebot-alt;16480435]Can you explain the race/religion thing? It always confused me how people tended to treat Jews as both a religion and as a race. Is that just Nazi propaganda?[/QUOTE]
jews boinked jews and out came a certain type of jew
Put your index finger from each hand in the sides of your mouth, pull lightly (making this face below)
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Now say the title.
brown muslims
[QUOTE=poryon2;16480446]Money.[/QUOTE]
But is it worth it?
Is it really... worth it?
[QUOTE=TH89;16480345][img]http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/is-natalie-portman-dead-natalie-portman-death.jpg[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16478394&rating=3[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16480484&rating=3[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16480506&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16480345&rating=4[/img][/QUOTE]
My eyes snapped right to the picture of her :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Pj The Dj;16480456]jews boinked jews and out came a certain type of jew[/QUOTE]
Like a form of natural religious segregation? I guess that makes sense. Thanks.
I am impressed with this thread.
[QUOTE=phasebot-alt;16480435]Can you explain the race/religion thing? It always confused me how people tended to treat Jews as both a religion and as a race. Is that just Nazi propaganda?[/QUOTE]
It's hard to convert to Judaism, so most Jews must inherit their religion from their mothers, meaning the Jews as a people are pretty much a select race.
[QUOTE=Bubbaluke;16480474]But is it worth it?
Is it really... worth it?[/QUOTE]
I guess it's worth it if you're born into it, I wouldn't choose it though. (I was born into it).
He's doing an informative thread, can't you idiots see?
Heh.
Also go to [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jews[/url]
Mm natalie portman, good thing attractive women aren't religion specific.
This reminds me of The ronning of the jews.
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This feels like a ban-me thread...
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;16480553]This feels like a ban-me thread...[/QUOTE]
It's not, if you could read you'd see it's actually an informative thread about the Jewish religion.
This thread is 100% fact.
I hereby support this thread.
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;16480553]This feels like a ban-me thread... [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16480345&rating=4[/img][/QUOTE]
Don't be silly.
Also Einstein was a Jew
How could you forget him.
This feels like a cool-I like jews thread
/applaud
[QUOTE=ventilated;16480561]It's not, if you could read you'd see it's actually an informative thread about the Jewish religion.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, I don't think I could've lived without this information. My perspective on life, the universe, and everything related has changed significantly. My entire thought process, flipped on it's back to flail its now useless arms. Destroyed by a simple thread explaining the nature of an ethnoreligious group.
[QUOTE=phasebot-alt;16480435]Can you explain the race/religion thing? It always confused me how people tended to treat Jews as both a religion and as a race. Is that just Nazi propaganda?[/QUOTE]
Jews have kids with other jew. They did this for so long they became a race.
Here's an interview with Jew Rapper Kosha Dillz in which he explains why supporting Israel is hip hop. It's not a very good read, but I'll post it anyway.
[quote]33jones: When I first put up links to the Holiday video I received several emails from people who were, at best, skeptical of your intentions. One of the focal points of the criticism was the issue of your Zionism. Now I'm well aware of the fact that calling someone out as a "Zionist" is often a codeword that anti-semites use to refer to Jews, but in one interview that I read, you were described as a "self-proclaimed Zionist." Is that an accurate description of yourself and, if so, what do you define as "Zionism?"
Kosha Dillz: Zionism is the affirmation of a democratic state for the Jewish people which is Israel. Aliyah (returning) of people to the state of israel and Jerusalem, its central capital. Preserving identity through education of language of the Jewish people and protecting their rights all around the World. We are self determined in our own national home.
33jones: The second issue that people have with the album is the fact that some of the proceeds are going to the Netivot Israel Louna Terror Victim Fund. It doesn't seem to be the specific charity that people have a problem with, but more the idea of giving funds to an Israeli group rather than a Palestinian group. Without going off on too much of a tangent, I think it's safe to say that whenever the topic of Israel and Palestine does come up in hip hop, particularly with the recent and ongoing conflict in the Gaza Strip, the general consensus overwhelmingly falls in favor of the Palestinians...
Kosha Dillz: Why? Do we not have a right to protect ourselves? If I dropped bombs on your family's home in ______ city would you not be mad and angry?
33jones: In general terms, the conflict often is seen as a struggle between the comparatively wealthy and powerful state of Israel against the impoverished Palestinians. Taken in that context, I would say that the average hip hop listener identifies more readily with the Palestinians as the experiences of blacks in America - from the founding of this country to today - equate much closer to the situation of modern day Palestinians than they do to modern day Israelis.
Kosha Dillz: That's not true. We are talking about Blacks bombing people? No, because that's what's being equated by the statement [of saying that the black experience in America is closer to that of the Palestinians]. Don't believe that. I mean it can appear so if you don't read between the lines but watch how I answer everything here. Hip Hop has been tricked by the media. People screamed revolution and you think that it's almost protocol to be anti-Israel. My whole family came from ghetto. Warsaw ghetto (Poland). We can talk about not having food as well. We can talk about fighting. My parents came here with holes in their sneakers. If you knew that, would you think that's hip hop enough? We are the minority, you know? There's less than .25 percent of the world population. Who has made us into some overwhelming giant?[/quote]
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