So you're getting off to your favourite pornography, whatever that may be, then suddenly without any warning someone enters your room and to make the situation worse... You have your speakers on instead of your headset! Oh no!
What do you go to hide first and why? I know it's possible to do both but which takes priority.
Your (wo)manly hood or that special porn you get off too you dirty fetish freak you?
I personally would hide my porn first since my back is against my door so unless you start breathing over my shoulder you wouldn't even know.
Chuck screen out window while zipping.
my dick because I don't give a shit if they see my porn
i'd finish off onto said persons face
Porn, the most of my friends saw me naked/half-naked so i don't care about it.
Porn.
I can just slide down in my seat so the bottom half of my body is under my desk, that way no one can see anything.
Neither. If they are scarred, that is their punishment for invading my privacy.
Anyone who has barged into my room uninvited has only done so one time. It's my way of teaching people to knock first.
With the shit I fap to most definitely the porn
Left hand attaches to pants pulls them up and right one handles the mouse to X the fuck out of the window.
Look them in the eyes and finish.
Pull pants over privates with my left hand and close porn with my right.
Porn.
If my parents see me with my dick out they might think I'm getting dressed or something.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33459656]Porn.
If my parents see me with my dick out they might think I'm getting dressed or something.[/QUOTE]
yea ... in front of the pc?
[QUOTE=Sumaher4;33459783]yea ... in front of the pc?[/QUOTE]
I get "dressed" in front of my PC nearly all the time.
I would show them my porn and my privates
Bitch, I don't even close my doors.
porn, then fall over on to the floor to cover up the fact that i was fapping, probably break my dick when i hit the floor though...
Porn, they can't see anything else than my back anyways.
I like Windows 7's "oh god mom don't look" button in the bottom right of the toolbar
it's saved me so many times
Actually I already fap with a blanket. All I have to do to hide is let go.
Punch a hole through my monitor and give them the Stare Dad face until they walk away.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.