My Indian guardian and my ability to find water with a stick
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So today I headed over to [url=http://www.lilydaleassembly.com/]Lily Dale[/url] for the day with a friend of mine. Basically it's a closed community where a lot of respected mediums live. So I went there wandering around the place for awhile. The houses there are actually pretty nice despite being who knows how old. There's a nice little lake that runs along two sides of the community along with various shops around that have overpriced merchandise for spiritualists. Though let me just say that the food there is actually pretty nice and the first place I stopped by was a small little coffee/tea house. The baked goods they served there were fantastic and the tea wasn't too bad either. Before I left I signed the guestbook and wrote, "Well what can I say? Your tea is pretty damn good." After that I wandered a bit more before stopping at the assembly hall. This is where I had a life changing event.
The assembly hall was pretty full of people and in the front was a small group of certified mediums. Once the assembly began one woman made the introduction speech then one by one mediums would stand up and begin to read a few people from the crowed. After about three groups of readings this woman with long gray/white hair stood up, she performed two readings before finally looking at me and asking me for my name. I responded with my name, Shea. She then went on about how she could feel my guardian spirit talking to her. She told me that my guardian spirit was an Indian then told me not to ask her why it was an Indian just that it was an Indian. She then claimed that he is probably from some place that I lived at which anywhere I lived has never been anywhere near any sort of Indian burial sites. She then said that she could see a horse which represented speed and strength, then she claimed that the horse is what I strive to be. She then said that she could feel someone else speaking to her. It was apparently some man with brown hair who was close to me, she ended up saying he was my grandfather. My grandfather had black hair until his 30's where it started graying.
After that she begin to say that she could feel a power within me. This power was the ability to dowse for water... Yes she said that I could hold a forked stick in my hands and be able to tell where water is located underground. She said she was certain because, apparently, she too could dowse for water. I got a kick out of this and it pretty much became the running joke for the rest of my day.
Medium whats?
Those poor guys. I'd love to one day humor them and then embarrass them in front of an audience.
Oh, and what?
Forked stick finding water?
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16296496]Oh, and what?
Forked stick finding water?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dowsing[/url]
You still didn't answer my other question. I am unfamiliar with the use of medium as a noun referring to a person.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16296535]You still didn't answer my other question. I am unfamiliar with the use of medium as a verb referring to a person.[/QUOTE]
Medium, psychic, Wikipedia. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic[/url]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16296535]You still didn't answer my other question. I am unfamiliar with the use of medium as a verb referring to a person.[/QUOTE]
/facepalm
looks like you got water skeels, boy
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16296535]You still didn't answer my other question. I am unfamiliar with the use of medium as a verb referring to a person.[/QUOTE]
Stop trying to sound smart when you can't even use google
[quote]certified mediums[/quote]
That's it Marge, I'm going to clown college!
Find water then!
Sticks dont do shits
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Dowsing rods are fucking bullshit. She's full of shit.
Your name is Shea?
Why the hell would you wanna use a dowsing rod just use the damn sink!
Something tells me she doesn't know what she's talking about... just a hunch...
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16316545]Why the hell would you wanna use a dowsing rod just use the damn sink![/QUOTE]
My dowsing rod led me to my sink, it's magic
I have the ability to find water with the internet.
Beat that.
Real life water pokemon in human form.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16296535]You still didn't answer my other question. I am unfamiliar with the use of medium as a verb referring to a person.[/QUOTE]
Pseudo-intellectual detected.
By the way; it would be a noun, not a verb.
[QUOTE=Slasha00;16320947]Pseudo-intellectual detected.
By the way; it would be a noun, not a verb.[/QUOTE]
My bad for not keeping up on those psychic terms.
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[QUOTE=Slasha00;16320947]By the way; it would be a noun, not a verb.[/QUOTE]
Typo.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]She then went on about how she could feel my guardian spirit talking to her. [/QUOTE]
Wow 5 minutes in and you already got someone coming on to you.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]She told me that my guardian spirit was an Indian then told me not to ask her why it was an Indian just that it was an Indian.[/QUOTE]
Native American or Indian?
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]She then claimed that he is probably from some place that I lived at which anywhere I lived has never been anywhere near any sort of Indian burial sites. [/QUOTE]
Wait what. That sentence doesn't make sense. Or I'm dyslexic.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]She then said that she could see a horse which represented speed and strength, then she claimed that the horse is what I strive to be. [/QUOTE]
She sees a horse because that's exactly the size you want to be :D
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]She then said that she could feel someone else speaking to her. It was apparently some man with brown hair who was close to me, she ended up saying he was my grandfather. My grandfather had black hair until his 30's where it started graying.[/QUOTE]
I find this plausible.
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16296445]After that she begin to say that she could feel a power within me. This power was the ability to dowse for water... Yes she said that I could hold a forked stick in my hands and be able to tell where water is located underground.[/QUOTE]
Why? Where did she get this conclusion from? Out of all abilities you could have from throwing fireballs at guys to fucking teleporting to the fucking moon, you end up dowsing water? wat
Lol, some people are so ignorant.
haha, I have to go to one of these things before I die
Did it have to be a fork shaped stick? You should have asked her if it was OK to use a spoon shaped stick.
Dowsing, you say? Quite an interesting skill.
cock sandwich
[QUOTE=Christarp4;16323946]cock sandwich[/QUOTE]
Wha- I'm not even going to bother with you. Get out :v:
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HOLY SHIT MY EYES!!
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