• Chuck Norris shaves beard, pigs fly, Hell freezes over, North Korea admits defeat
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[url]http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html[/url] [img]http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/lekXzjhotjFwTeBwRD8EPQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/chuck-norris-jpg_234055.jpg[/img] [img]We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.[/img] R.I.P
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he looks a lot older without it
I don't have a second to spare on this ultra-conservative fuckass.
Hes an ordinary human without his beard!
I completely read the title wrong and thought this was a thread about North Korea actually admitting defeat
[QUOTE=Ymir;39976564]I completely read the title wrong and thought this was a thread about North Korea actually admitting defeat[/QUOTE] II thought pigs started flying
damn he needs to start using one of those exercise machines he always tries to sell me at 4:00 am, he has aged quite a bit
I guess he doesn't have a third fist behind his beard.
I can see his nipples
[QUOTE=LSK;39976587]I guess he doesn't have a third fist behind his beard.[/QUOTE] He took it off and saved it for later.
He doesn't look as masculine, honestly. The thing Chuck Norris was most infamous for, gone. Ah, well. He really doesn't do much anyway, and his political views are pretty skewed.
[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;39976590]I can see his nipples[/QUOTE] No, his nipples see [i]you[/i].
He must've needed an adamantium embedded shaver to cut that beard, it was Chuck Norris beard we are talking after all
Where's the fist? I just see a chin.
why is chuck norris still relevant? didn't the whole joke die in like 2007 I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I don't think he's really done anything since 2001
The guy is like 72. He's doing better than a lot of 72 year olds.
My favorite Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee because Chuck Norris is a homophobe/possible closet racist.
He looks like somebody else that I can't put my finger on.
Maybe he sacrificed his beard to prevent the thousand years of darkness that was coming because of Obama?
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;39976703]He looks like somebody else that I can't put my finger on.[/QUOTE] David Carradine. He looks like David Carradine.
This man owes his entire film career to Bruce Lee Maybe I should get my ass kicked on TV
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;39976703]He looks like somebody else that I can't put my finger on.[/QUOTE] Janet Reno?
A great beard died that day.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;39976633]No, his nipples see [i]you[/i].[/QUOTE] LOL!
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;39976655]why is chuck norris still relevant? didn't the whole joke die in like 2007 I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I don't think he's really done anything since 2001[/QUOTE] He probably is still producing some good students through is dojo or something. [I]Probably[/I]. Dunno if his teachings are truly good or not. I mean the only other big thing about him is that he was in The Expendables 1 & 2. Steven Segal, who is even crazier (seriously, he has already begun to lose it. He says some hilariously arrogant and wacky shit), is still occasionally producing some good fighters, or, well, giving them some useful techniques. He's taught Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida some stuff they have used to win fights.
I thought the title was leading up to North Korea admitting defeat, not Norris shaving his beard. :v:
Oh wow. Without the beard he looks strangely like my grandfather.
He didn't shave it, his beard had to go to the moon to destroy a great evil. :911: ;_;7 Godspeed ;_;7 :britain:
Why would he do that?
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