You're the leader of your home country. How do you lead your nation?
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Think about it for a second. You're the face of your country, and its people. What do you do? You have the presidency forever until you commit unspeakable acts (Not including sex, shit like Nazi stuff)
If you are gonna post, post the country you are from and what you would do.
I'd have a few set goals
1. Eliminate federal deficit
2. Try to maintain peace overseas
3. Put a man on Mars by 2023
4. Reduce carbon emissions
5. Restore destroyed ecosystems
What would you do, Facepunch?
inb4 Kill Justin Bieber/furries
I would get lots of ovens.
Then I would get jews.
Then I would get everyone else we would bake tasty cakes for everyone :buddy:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27726746]I would get lots of ovens.
Then I would get jews.
Then I would get everyone else we would bake tasty cakes for everyone :buddy:[/QUOTE]
jews can bake?
Run it into the ground of course.
[Britain]
1/2. Declare war on all other countries (especially Rep. of Ireland).
1/2. Insult America, China, Russia and anyone else who may have nukes.
3. Hide in bunker playing Fallout.
4. Re-emerge 15 years later.
[U.S.A]
Launch nukes [b]EVERYWHERE![/b]
[Canada]
purchase tim hortons, acquire maple donuts
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make an international tim hortons monopoly, nobody would dare invade us lest we cut off their tim horton's supply
[Britain]
Appoint a cabinet composed of scientists, economists, doctors and lawyers
Always listen to my science advisors - adjust policies according to science (drug laws and stuff)
Rehabilitation/therapy sessions for prisoners
Ringfence the NHS
Ringfence science funding (thankfully our government is already doing this)
Withdraw british troops, reduce military spending to help cut deficit
Build a new generation of nuclear power plants (hopefully thorium breeders)
University fees are paid by government if you're doing a STEM course, reduced for everything else
Make other cautious cuts (like the government is currently doing) but hold off if it looks like the economy might double dip
Don't cut funding for cool projects
Fix our ridiculous self-defense laws
Scrap the digital economy act
[Zimbabwe]
Fix the fucking country.
[The Netherlands]
Get rid of the monarchy.
Legalize and regulate weed.
Make sure we don't get involved with any sort of ACTA anymore.
Ban 'Brein'
Reduce the budget for 'Social Affairs and Employment' a little and increase the budget for Education and public health.
Randomly demand even more money from germany for WW2 damage
[Estonia]
raise taxes
lower prices
open up a gamestop in Tallinn
Less Russians,more Estonians
[Australia.]
Firstly, I'll enforce a good old Utilitarian totalitarian regime. Kind of. But focused on education and intellectualism.
Then reform the education system. That is, raising the standard tenfold.
Demolish fast food chains to prevent obesity. Enforce a health system where obesity is illegal and punishment would be fat-camp.
Legalize voluntary euthanasia.
Allow intellectual freedom.
Abolish taxes on alcohol.
[Finland]
Bomb Russia
Bomb Sweden
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Bomb Justin Bieber
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;27726892]jews can bake?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767918487.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]
{U.S.A.}
Step down - I can't handle the pressure!
[Russia]
Drink more Vodka.
Free McDonald's (USA)
I would have anarcho-liberals suppressed and begin producing propaganda to get the population to my way of thinking.
Next I would start on a program of heavy industrialization, investing in new technologies and such. Anybody who would fight against this would be secretly killed or forced out the country. In order to keep the majority of the people happy I would keep the internet uncensored and encourage the media to produce pro-national things and media that will keep the people occupied and not have them go onto the streets to revolt.
Next I would go on a policy of aggressive expansion to allow for living space of the nation. I would convince some nations that joining me would be best whilst in weaker ones I would force the government out of power and annex it. I would continue with this aggressive expansion until war would inevitably break out, should I win it I will eventually take over the entire world.
Once control is established I will start on a brutal campaign of eradicating all anarchists, religious extremists and communists and continue to use the media and new inventions to slowly but surely convert the entire population of the earth to one ideology, one language and as one nation. Earth.
When the domination of the planet is secure I will invest heavily into space exploration and colonisation. By the time of my death I will wish for the planet to be united as one and to be on a irreversible path towards domination of all and to exploit every last inch for the total war effort.
I will rule with an iron fist and I will make sure that everybody has a job and a place to live :smug:
Just like the guy in my avatar :smug:
I will create an army of violent, drunk, manly bearded man-skirt wearing gingers who ride onto battle on shetland ponies.
The rest I would give to someone else because everything else is not as awesome
It'll be like this guy
[img]http://eggmanempire.sonicworld.net/articles/scotsman.jpg[/img]
[img]http://simplymarvelous.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/freddie-on-shetland-pony.jpg?w=470[/img]
Riding one of these badass motherfuckers right here
but like
thousands of them.
I would then ride them into England, and overthrow them and soon the UK will be known only as Scotland! :scotland:
[Finland]
Legalize weed, have a party all night long.
Uk
Ban all the Unions, if people strike fire them.
Denmark
Make guns legal
[England]
Put Jeremy Clarkson in charge, England will fix itself then.
War.
Take over of weak countries, to unite and strengthen them, give them independence but still makes them unite to my War allies.
Take over worlds.
I know that would be impossible :v:
[canada]
turn it into communism and laugh at america's reaction
rename country "united soviet provinces of canada"
then covert it to capitalism
on a more serious note, I would fund about 4 billion dollars to research on lots of stuff(neuroscience, bioinformatics, technology etc) and try to make canada the most advanced country.
then I would fund a huge space program, which would be sorta linked with the research funding, and get canada some space stations and to be the first to land humans on mars. then terraform mars :buddy:
Kill everyone.
Give people free porn that doesn't suck.
[USA]
Shut.
Down.
Everything.
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