• Let's act like Romans on Omegle!
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Let's talk like we live in Rome! Kingdom, Republic, and Empire are totally allowed. example: [quote]You: hail citizen Stranger: hail citizen You: how are you on this glorious day? Stranger: am good.... Stranger: u? You: Well You: We just conquered Sicily Stranger: ya.......... You: It is full of wheat and barley so we will have more food for the empire Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................. You: Son, what is your name? Stranger: well where r u 4m? Stranger: son!!!!!!!!! You: I am from the Roman Republic You: what about you? Stranger: dat's great........... You: Where are you from? Stranger: me 4m india......... You: Where is that? Stranger: don't u knw? You: No You: There is a place called persia You: if that is what you are talking about Stranger: just go to daworld map nd hv a search............ Stranger: i knw u can find it out..... You: The world map consists of Rome, Greece, Macedonia, Persia, and the barbarians in the north Stranger: in east................ You: That's where Persia is You: I forgot Carthage too Stranger: k..........hv u seen china............. You: china? Stranger: ya...... You: What is a china? Stranger: ohhhh god u don't knw......... You: How would I know? You: We have not conquered it yet You: *HAW HAW HAW HAW* Stranger: i wll make u understand later ..........plz chng datopic... You: Shal we talk about the glorious empire of ours? Stranger: say wht is ur age? Stranger: say wht is ur age? You: XX You: you? Stranger: XX..........it's 20 rt.......... You: 20? Stranger: am 19........... You: 19? You: What are those strange symbols Stranger: u don't understand u r so horibble......... Stranger: ok..........say r u a male or female......... You: I am a male Stranger: i knw it shuld be............. You: huh? Stranger: yup.............. You: You stupid people confuse me You: well You: goodbye citizen Stranger: banda............[/quote] Good luck citizens!
During Roman times Rome was the only super-power after Carthage and could not expand anymore (Which ironically being spread too thin was their downfall), so you shouldn't even be talking about Persia/china [b]Edit:[/b] Disregard that, just actually read it instead of skimming, gg.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: COUSIN Stranger: ciao You: IT's your cousin You: Want to go bowling? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Woops wrong Roman.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674385]During Roman times Rome was the only super-power after Carthage and could not expand anymore (Which ironically being spread too thin was their downfall), so you shouldn't even be talking about Persia/china[/QUOTE] I never said I knew anything about china. You can rate me boxes on the Persia thing though.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18674409]I never said I knew anything about china. You can rate me boxes on the Persia thing though.[/QUOTE] Na persia was around they just weren't powerful.
Of course I would do this, haha. [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hail! Stranger: whats up You: Legions just conquered Gaul. It is a fine day. Stranger: cool You: One more conquered land for the Empire. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You: Hail, citizen Stranger: hi, can you yell at me You: How are you on this glorious day? Stranger: shitty Stranger: i just literally got shit on You: owned faggot You have disconnected. Can't say I didn't try
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hail! Stranger: asl You: asl? Is this Greek? Stranger: no Stranger: ..... You: Germanic? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] .
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674486]You: Hail, citizen Stranger: hi, can you yell at me You: How are you on this glorious day? Stranger: shitty Stranger: i just literally got shit on You: owned faggot You have disconnected. Can't say I didn't try[/QUOTE] Haha.
You: Hail citizen! Stranger: wassup bitch You: How are you on this glorious day? Stranger: fab virginal. how about urself? You: You write strangely, like a barbarian. I'm fine thanks. Stranger: barbarians couldnt write You: Of course they can! You: As you have proved. Stranger: you write like a pretencious arse hole who thinks they are so much cleverer than everyone else, when really you are a fat spotty prick with no friends You: Are you angry? You: Why do you use such language? Stranger: why are you alive? You: I came here to have a civil chat and you insult me! Stranger: your dad ran out of condoms
I jumped through history a bit, but oh well. [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hail! You: How are you on this glorious day? Stranger: i am quite welll Stranger: HOW R U MY FRIEND?\ You: Very fine. The Empire's legions have conquered Gaul. It is a day of celebration. Stranger: THEY HAVE Stranger: WE SHALL DRINK TONIGHT! You: Festivals are to be held in Roma for the entire week to celebrate! Stranger: HAIL CESARE!!!! You: HAIL CAESAR! Stranger: lol You: What province of the Empire might you reside in? Stranger: The province of Britania You: Ah, a fine land. Damn shame we have to leave to keep the Germanic tribes in order. Stranger: It is But We shall One day exterminate them You: Yes. All of them. Perhaps the entire of Europa will finally become united under the Empire's banners. You: SPQR! Stranger: SPQR! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hail, citizen! Stranger: im a marine You: I am a legionaire Stranger: like marine corps You: The roman legions, my friend. Stranger: fuck you asshole that slow Stranger: low You: I do not understand what I said that was offensive? Stranger: cant even respect someone who fights for you everyday Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
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I think it'd be better as [i]IMPERIVM ROMAE[/i] "The Empire of Rome"
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18674367]Let's talk like we live in Rome![/QUOTE] [b]Ok! You start! Hurr Durrrrrr!!!!![/b] [b]Edit:[/b] Mine's the best: [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36821. The person you are chatting with cannot read this. Stranger: hi You: ... You have disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hail Stranger: to the king baby You: What a glorious day it is for the empire, is it not? Stranger: what empire Stranger: i was quoting duke nukem You: Commodus is even pressing new coins for the citizens attending gladiatorial games Stranger: indeed You: What nation do you reside in, citizen? Stranger: a nation of war thats for sure Stranger: peace sucks a hairy asshole war is the motherfucking answer Stranger: orrah Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] How the fuck do I keep getting marines and or wanna be marines
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674771]How the fuck do I keep getting marines and or wanna be marines[/QUOTE] The government thinks you're a terrorist [quote]You: Hello there, citizen! Stranger: 我在想梗 You: How are you this fine evening? Stranger: whatever day You: You do not make sense, friend Stranger: oh oh oh yes Stranger: americanized You: What is this "americanized" you speak of? Stranger: whatever You: I believe I asked you a question, may you answer it? Stranger: i don't think you r friendly babee You: You speak strangely. You: What empire do you reside in? Stranger: the "ENGLISH" Stranger: or maybe not Stranger: or may be yes You: English? You barbarian! Stranger: kinda Stranger: but the cute way You: I'm sorry, I do not understand you. You: My Empire is calling You: Maybe another time? Stranger: lol Stranger: probably[/quote] And before when I thought you ment Roman [quote]You: NIKO, LETS GO BOWLING Stranger: LETES GO You: OKAY PICK ME UP IN AN HOUR Stranger: SURE Stranger: *Rob a car Stranger: LETS GO COUSIN You: *Gets in car Stranger: So Usa it´s not that good hãm Stranger: *driving the car You: *car gets rammed and slams into a wall You: CRAZY AMERICAN DRIVERS Stranger: Fucking americans Stranger: i hate liberty city You: BUT NIKO, LIBERTY CITY IS THE LAND OF OPERTUNITY. Stranger: OPERTUNITY MY ASS Stranger: I GOT TO ROB AND KILL TO MAKE SOME MONEY You: *CAR TOTALLY ARRIVES Stranger: Ok lets go bowling now ^^ You: *GETS AN AUTOMATIC STRIKE EVERY TIME Stranger: *Star flying and do a KAMEHAMEHAAAAA Stranger: *start You: SHIT NIKO WRONG VIDEO GAME[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hail! Stranger: hail who? You: Why you citizen! Stranger: thank you You: What province of the empire are you from? Stranger: terra australis You: Ah, I am not familiar with that one. Stranger: australia You: What? You: What is this barbaric word you spew forth? You: But I guess this Southern Land will be useful to us. Stranger: ok watever You: We have a many a fleet of triremes heading your way now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Damn... There goes invading Australia.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NIKO, COUSIN! You: LET US GO BOWLING! Stranger: FUCK U You: OK COUSIN MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. You have disconnected.[/quote] heh
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hail Stranger: I do not speak russian or japanese or spanish Stranger: but I do know a bit of english You: What are those tongues? I have never heard of them. Stranger: there are many strange and wonderful things in this world You: Ah yes there are. Stranger: tongues are one of those things Stranger: what is wonderful to you? You: Tongues are quite odd, and I have never heard one stranger than an Armenian's. Stranger: I saw an Armenian's tongue once... Stranger: it looked oddly like my own Stranger: I was mystified at first You: Yes, their tongues are quite similar. The tongue they speak is quite curious, though. It has a lot of barbaric influence in it, but at the same time is similar to that of a Persian. Stranger: I have seen several persian tongues Stranger: they are quite nice You: Oh, you dog. Stranger: their tongues, that is Stranger: I am a dog! *woof* Stranger: ;) You: A werewolf?! Stay away! I have the power of Mithra on my side! Stranger: I have no idea what you're talking about ;) Stranger: I'm no threat to anyone who submits to my will Stranger: will you submit? You: Mithra, the goddess that watches over warriors. She will protect me so I never have to submit to anyone's will but the Emperor. Stranger: Mithra is no match for me Stranger: so I'd start repenting now You: How dare you insult the great protector! I have no choice but to vanquish you. Stranger: and submitting You: Now, draw your arms. We shall fight this out like a good Roman! Stranger: I have two arms Stranger: should I draw the left or the right You: Either. They will both be gone soon enough. You: Surprise me. Stranger: and what should I draw them with. I have no drawing instrument. ;) You: Oh, a joker, are you? Your humor will not protect you now! *Strikes a swift blow* Stranger: oww! Stranger: try me now! You: Hah! Nicked your arm. Stranger: I wasn't ready! Stranger: merely a flesh wound You: Then ready yourself for the next one! You: *Stikes once more* Stranger: ouch Stranger: ok, try me now, you sissy Stranger: Mithra is nothing! Stranger: nothing! You: HYEEAH *Strikes a powerful blow to the legs* Stranger: (monty python comes to mind) You: Ahah! You've got no arms, and one leg. How will you fight NOW? Stranger: and with that I depart, leggless but full of pride[/QUOTE] Yeah I won the duel.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hail Citizen Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hail Citizen Stranger: pick two: the night, down with the sickness, stricken You: What are these? Events? Stranger: songs Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: Hail, citizen! Stranger: Be interesting. You: How is your day inRoma, the center of the Roman Empire? Stranger: I am but a simple Shrubber. You: But we have no use for shurbbery here in Rome; we have the patheon of gods serving as shurbbers You: Do you insult our gods? Stranger: This is why I am standing on the corner, jobless and penniless. You: Then get ye out of our blessed city! Your kind of filth is not allowed! Stranger: But I cannot leave, for you have broken my legs. You: Thy fate shall be crucifixion! You: First, the floggin! Stranger: Would you really waste wood and money to have me flogged and crucified? Stranger: I am but a penniless shrubber. You: Of course we shall; in fact you have already been flogged and are carying your cross to the Appian Way You: you passed out at one point like the wormy git you are! Stranger: Oh, this explains why I feel extreme pain and the inability to walk - in addition to the delusions of being a shrubber instead of the son of god. You: Yes, of course Stranger: Well, thank you kind sir for setting me straight. You: now, commence with the hanging to the cross! Stranger: When I am ressurrected and brought back unto this world, your judgement shall be weighed in your favor. You: What do I care for your judgement, you cannot take a flogging more than my wife during childbirth! You: Die in shame, confuzed Shrubber Stranger: Hello... Son of God? Stranger: Ring a bell? Stranger: Messiah? The Christo? The King of Kings? You: This is the Roman Empire! Our King of Kings is our Emperor! Stranger: Your Emperor is a charleton and a harlot Stranger: how hurry up and give me my crown of thorns so we can be done with this ordeal. You: Crown of thorns? You must be referring to that Aramaic, Jesu, we crucified in Jerusalem years ago. Stranger: Oh? Stranger: So... Stranger: I'm not the Christo? You: You are a Christian, then! Stranger: I really am a Shrubber? You: Burn him on the cross! Stranger: Wow... What the hell was I thinking. Stranger: Shrubbery in a Desert? Stranger: I deserve to be up here. You: What desert? You: This is Rome. Stranger: That Desert Stranger: *points at a tree* You: The nearest desert is in Africa You: across the Mediterranian Stranger: I reject your reality and substitute my own. You: Bah, enough with you, sorceror! I leave you to burn on the cross Stranger: I can't burn You: And thus matches were invented You have disconnected.[/code]
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