Let's talk like we live in Rome!
Kingdom, Republic, and Empire are totally allowed.
example:
[quote]You: hail citizen
Stranger: hail citizen
You: how are you on this glorious day?
Stranger: am good....
Stranger: u?
You: Well
You: We just conquered Sicily
Stranger: ya..........
You: It is full of wheat and barley so we will have more food for the empire
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................
You: Son, what is your name?
Stranger: well where r u 4m?
Stranger: son!!!!!!!!!
You: I am from the Roman Republic
You: what about you?
Stranger: dat's great...........
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: me 4m india.........
You: Where is that?
Stranger: don't u knw?
You: No
You: There is a place called persia
You: if that is what you are talking about
Stranger: just go to daworld map nd hv a search............
Stranger: i knw u can find it out.....
You: The world map consists of Rome, Greece, Macedonia, Persia, and the barbarians in the north
Stranger: in east................
You: That's where Persia is
You: I forgot Carthage too
Stranger: k..........hv u seen china.............
You: china?
Stranger: ya......
You: What is a china?
Stranger: ohhhh god u don't knw.........
You: How would I know?
You: We have not conquered it yet
You: *HAW HAW HAW HAW*
Stranger: i wll make u understand later ..........plz chng datopic...
You: Shal we talk about the glorious empire of ours?
Stranger: say wht is ur age?
Stranger: say wht is ur age?
You: XX
You: you?
Stranger: XX..........it's 20 rt..........
You: 20?
Stranger: am 19...........
You: 19?
You: What are those strange symbols
Stranger: u don't understand u r so horibble.........
Stranger: ok..........say r u a male or female.........
You: I am a male
Stranger: i knw it shuld be.............
You: huh?
Stranger: yup..............
You: You stupid people confuse me
You: well
You: goodbye citizen
Stranger: banda............[/quote]
Good luck citizens!
During Roman times Rome was the only super-power after Carthage and could not expand anymore (Which ironically being spread too thin was their downfall), so you shouldn't even be talking about Persia/china
[b]Edit:[/b]
Disregard that, just actually read it instead of skimming, gg.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: COUSIN
Stranger: ciao
You: IT's your cousin
You: Want to go bowling?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Woops wrong Roman.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674385]During Roman times Rome was the only super-power after Carthage and could not expand anymore (Which ironically being spread too thin was their downfall), so you shouldn't even be talking about Persia/china[/QUOTE]
I never said I knew anything about china.
You can rate me boxes on the Persia thing though.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18674409]I never said I knew anything about china.
You can rate me boxes on the Persia thing though.[/QUOTE]
Na persia was around they just weren't powerful.
Of course I would do this, haha.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hail!
Stranger: whats up
You: Legions just conquered Gaul. It is a fine day.
Stranger: cool
You: One more conquered land for the Empire.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You: Hail, citizen
Stranger: hi, can you yell at me
You: How are you on this glorious day?
Stranger: shitty
Stranger: i just literally got shit on
You: owned faggot
You have disconnected.
Can't say I didn't try
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hail!
Stranger: asl
You: asl? Is this Greek?
Stranger: no
Stranger: .....
You: Germanic?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674486]You: Hail, citizen
Stranger: hi, can you yell at me
You: How are you on this glorious day?
Stranger: shitty
Stranger: i just literally got shit on
You: owned faggot
You have disconnected.
Can't say I didn't try[/QUOTE]
Haha.
You: Hail citizen!
Stranger: wassup bitch
You: How are you on this glorious day?
Stranger: fab virginal. how about urself?
You: You write strangely, like a barbarian. I'm fine thanks.
Stranger: barbarians couldnt write
You: Of course they can!
You: As you have proved.
Stranger: you write like a pretencious arse hole who thinks they are so much cleverer than everyone else, when really you are a fat spotty prick with no friends
You: Are you angry?
You: Why do you use such language?
Stranger: why are you alive?
You: I came here to have a civil chat and you insult me!
Stranger: your dad ran out of condoms
I jumped through history a bit, but oh well.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hail!
You: How are you on this glorious day?
Stranger: i am quite welll
Stranger: HOW R U MY FRIEND?\
You: Very fine. The Empire's legions have conquered Gaul. It is a day of celebration.
Stranger: THEY HAVE
Stranger: WE SHALL DRINK TONIGHT!
You: Festivals are to be held in Roma for the entire week to celebrate!
Stranger: HAIL CESARE!!!!
You: HAIL CAESAR!
Stranger: lol
You: What province of the Empire might you reside in?
Stranger: The province of Britania
You: Ah, a fine land. Damn shame we have to leave to keep the Germanic tribes in order.
Stranger: It is But We shall One day exterminate them
You: Yes. All of them. Perhaps the entire of Europa will finally become united under the Empire's banners.
You: SPQR!
Stranger: SPQR!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck?
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hail, citizen!
Stranger: im a marine
You: I am a legionaire
Stranger: like marine corps
You: The roman legions, my friend.
Stranger: fuck you asshole that slow
Stranger: low
You: I do not understand what I said that was offensive?
Stranger: cant even respect someone who fights for you everyday
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I think it'd be better as [i]IMPERIVM ROMAE[/i] "The Empire of Rome"
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18674367]Let's talk like we live in Rome![/QUOTE]
[b]Ok! You start! Hurr Durrrrrr!!!!![/b]
[b]Edit:[/b]
Mine's the best:
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM
The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.
The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.
Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
Stranger: hi
You: ...
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hail
Stranger: to the king baby
You: What a glorious day it is for the empire, is it not?
Stranger: what empire
Stranger: i was quoting duke nukem
You: Commodus is even pressing new coins for the citizens attending gladiatorial games
Stranger: indeed
You: What nation do you reside in, citizen?
Stranger: a nation of war thats for sure
Stranger: peace sucks a hairy asshole war is the motherfucking answer
Stranger: orrah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck do I keep getting marines and or wanna be marines
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18674771]How the fuck do I keep getting marines and or wanna be marines[/QUOTE]
The government thinks you're a terrorist
[quote]You: Hello there, citizen!
Stranger: 我在想梗
You: How are you this fine evening?
Stranger: whatever day
You: You do not make sense, friend
Stranger: oh oh oh yes
Stranger: americanized
You: What is this "americanized" you speak of?
Stranger: whatever
You: I believe I asked you a question, may you answer it?
Stranger: i don't think you r friendly babee
You: You speak strangely.
You: What empire do you reside in?
Stranger: the "ENGLISH"
Stranger: or maybe not
Stranger: or may be yes
You: English? You barbarian!
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: but the cute way
You: I'm sorry, I do not understand you.
You: My Empire is calling
You: Maybe another time?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: probably[/quote]
And before when I thought you ment Roman
[quote]You: NIKO, LETS GO BOWLING
Stranger: LETES GO
You: OKAY PICK ME UP IN AN HOUR
Stranger: SURE
Stranger: *Rob a car
Stranger: LETS GO COUSIN
You: *Gets in car
Stranger: So Usa it´s not that good hãm
Stranger: *driving the car
You: *car gets rammed and slams into a wall
You: CRAZY AMERICAN DRIVERS
Stranger: Fucking americans
Stranger: i hate liberty city
You: BUT NIKO, LIBERTY CITY IS THE LAND OF OPERTUNITY.
Stranger: OPERTUNITY MY ASS
Stranger: I GOT TO ROB AND KILL TO MAKE SOME MONEY
You: *CAR TOTALLY ARRIVES
Stranger: Ok lets go bowling now ^^
You: *GETS AN AUTOMATIC STRIKE EVERY TIME
Stranger: *Star flying and do a KAMEHAMEHAAAAA
Stranger: *start
You: SHIT NIKO WRONG VIDEO GAME[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail!
Stranger: hail who?
You: Why you citizen!
Stranger: thank you
You: What province of the empire are you from?
Stranger: terra australis
You: Ah, I am not familiar with that one.
Stranger: australia
You: What?
You: What is this barbaric word you spew forth?
You: But I guess this Southern Land will be useful to us.
Stranger: ok watever
You: We have a many a fleet of triremes heading your way now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Damn... There goes invading Australia.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NIKO, COUSIN!
You: LET US GO BOWLING!
Stranger: FUCK U
You: OK COUSIN MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
heh
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hail
Stranger: I do not speak russian or japanese or spanish
Stranger: but I do know a bit of english
You: What are those tongues? I have never heard of them.
Stranger: there are many strange and wonderful things in this world
You: Ah yes there are.
Stranger: tongues are one of those things
Stranger: what is wonderful to you?
You: Tongues are quite odd, and I have never heard one stranger than an Armenian's.
Stranger: I saw an Armenian's tongue once...
Stranger: it looked oddly like my own
Stranger: I was mystified at first
You: Yes, their tongues are quite similar. The tongue they speak is quite curious, though. It has a lot of barbaric influence in it, but at the same time is similar to that of a Persian.
Stranger: I have seen several persian tongues
Stranger: they are quite nice
You: Oh, you dog.
Stranger: their tongues, that is
Stranger: I am a dog! *woof*
Stranger: ;)
You: A werewolf?! Stay away! I have the power of Mithra on my side!
Stranger: I have no idea what you're talking about ;)
Stranger: I'm no threat to anyone who submits to my will
Stranger: will you submit?
You: Mithra, the goddess that watches over warriors. She will protect me so I never have to submit to anyone's will but the Emperor.
Stranger: Mithra is no match for me
Stranger: so I'd start repenting now
You: How dare you insult the great protector! I have no choice but to vanquish you.
Stranger: and submitting
You: Now, draw your arms. We shall fight this out like a good Roman!
Stranger: I have two arms
Stranger: should I draw the left or the right
You: Either. They will both be gone soon enough.
You: Surprise me.
Stranger: and what should I draw them with. I have no drawing instrument. ;)
You: Oh, a joker, are you? Your humor will not protect you now! *Strikes a swift blow*
Stranger: oww!
Stranger: try me now!
You: Hah! Nicked your arm.
Stranger: I wasn't ready!
Stranger: merely a flesh wound
You: Then ready yourself for the next one!
You: *Stikes once more*
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: ok, try me now, you sissy
Stranger: Mithra is nothing!
Stranger: nothing!
You: HYEEAH *Strikes a powerful blow to the legs*
Stranger: (monty python comes to mind)
You: Ahah! You've got no arms, and one leg. How will you fight NOW?
Stranger: and with that I depart, leggless but full of pride[/QUOTE]
Yeah I won the duel.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail Citizen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hail Citizen
Stranger: pick two: the night, down with the sickness, stricken
You: What are these? Events?
Stranger: songs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: Hail, citizen!
Stranger: Be interesting.
You: How is your day inRoma, the center of the Roman Empire?
Stranger: I am but a simple Shrubber.
You: But we have no use for shurbbery here in Rome; we have the patheon of gods serving as shurbbers
You: Do you insult our gods?
Stranger: This is why I am standing on the corner, jobless and penniless.
You: Then get ye out of our blessed city!
Your kind of filth is not allowed!
Stranger: But I cannot leave, for you have broken my legs.
You: Thy fate shall be crucifixion!
You: First, the floggin!
Stranger: Would you really waste wood and money to have me flogged and crucified?
Stranger: I am but a penniless shrubber.
You: Of course we shall; in fact you have already been flogged and are carying your cross to the Appian Way
You: you passed out at one point like the wormy git you are!
Stranger: Oh, this explains why I feel extreme pain and the inability to walk - in addition to the delusions of being a shrubber instead of the son of god.
You: Yes, of course
Stranger: Well, thank you kind sir for setting me straight.
You: now, commence with the hanging to the cross!
Stranger: When I am ressurrected and brought back unto this world, your judgement shall be weighed in your favor.
You: What do I care for your judgement, you cannot take a flogging more than my wife during childbirth!
You: Die in shame, confuzed Shrubber
Stranger: Hello... Son of God?
Stranger: Ring a bell?
Stranger: Messiah? The Christo? The King of Kings?
You: This is the Roman Empire! Our King of Kings is our Emperor!
Stranger: Your Emperor is a charleton and a harlot
Stranger: how hurry up and give me my crown of thorns so we can be done with this ordeal.
You: Crown of thorns? You must be referring to that Aramaic, Jesu, we crucified in Jerusalem years ago.
Stranger: Oh?
Stranger: So...
Stranger: I'm not the Christo?
You: You are a Christian, then!
Stranger: I really am a Shrubber?
You: Burn him on the cross!
Stranger: Wow... What the hell was I thinking.
Stranger: Shrubbery in a Desert?
Stranger: I deserve to be up here.
You: What desert?
You: This is Rome.
Stranger: That Desert
Stranger: *points at a tree*
You: The nearest desert is in Africa
You: across the Mediterranian
Stranger: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
You: Bah, enough with you, sorceror!
I leave you to burn on the cross
Stranger: I can't burn
You: And thus matches were invented
You have disconnected.[/code]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.