[highlight]Before you ask questions here [b]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089163-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.-V2.]HERE![/url][/b][/highlight]
[highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url][/highlight]
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:siren: [b]RULES by daijitsu[/b] :siren:
I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
[b]Posts everyone is sick of:[/b]
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
[b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b]
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
[quote=Daijitsu]
[quote=shadowsniper873]Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)[/quote]
And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.
Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.
Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.
but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote]
[b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b]
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
[b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b]
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]
[release]:siren: [b]RULES BY WINGLESS[/b] :siren:
[b]NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE![/B]
Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
Your speed test shit goes [url=http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?][HERE!][/url] and your question shit goes [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089163-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.-V2.]HERE![/url] the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [url=http://www.facepunch.com/search.php][HERE][/url]
[b]NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)[/b]
If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]
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[b]Previous topics[/b]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089858]CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM[/url] By JohnEdwards/Wingless
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/url] By LinuX
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/url] By LinuX
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/url] By LinuX
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/url] By Wingless
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/url] By [EG] Pepper
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/url] By codenamecueball
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/url] By Comrade General
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/url] By PivotDJ
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/url] By daijitsu
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/url] By
Oktoberman!
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/url] By xZippy[/release]
[h2]Remember kiddies, this is also H&S General Chat[/h2]
[release][b]OP Template, use it this time guys.[/b]
[url=http://pastebin.com/QQWKU08X][LINK][/url][/release]
[release][b]We now have a Steam group![/b]
[url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CIPWTTKT][LINK][/url][/release]
Threads close at 3000 again?
Yep, we need a banner guys.
i overclocked my DPU to 4 PM
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;30225889']Yep, we need a banner guys.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://k.min.us/ip36Q.png[/img]
I made it myself, believe it or not.
[QUOTE=toaster468;30225925][img]http://k.min.us/ip36Q.png[/img]
I made it myself, believe it or not.[/QUOTE]
needs more comic sans
[img_thumb]http://k.min.us/ic24jm.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
JPEG rape was done purposely.
[QUOTE=toaster468;30226169]IMG[/QUOTE]
perfect
[QUOTE=toaster468;30226169][img_thumb]http://k.min.us/ic24jm.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
JPEG rape was done purposely.[/QUOTE]
add some noise.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen#Legacy]"Legacy" part, last line[/url]. Watchmen ruined forever :saddowns:
To those who said use project 64;
That will be kind of an issue considering I was 100%'ing the game. I was already on shiver star level 4, and restarting on project 64 when you're that far will kinda ruin the game.
Well more like chapter than line, but whatever.
Uhhh :ninja:
What the hell slowpunch :v:
No, it's General Discussion, not General Chat
So today I was at my friends house and I was explaining some aspects of PC building to him when I muttered as I was reading a Speccy sheet of his computer about 240 pin memory. He immediately said "240p? Can't you change it to like a bunch of other p-numbers with YouTube or something?"
Wow, a new thread already? It always seemed like it took a hell of a lot longer to get through previous threads.
Then again, Garry changed the autolock to 3000 posts. What was the old maximum posts, anyways?
[QUOTE=kaine123;30226510]So today I was at my friends house and I was explaining some aspects of PC building to him when I muttered as I was reading a Speccy sheet of his computer about 240 pin memory. He immediately said "240p? Can't you change it to like a bunch of other p-numbers with YouTube or something?"[/QUOTE]
wow, I wonder how people like him are actually using a computer
Also I checked your blog, there's a typo in "gazing s[B]a[/B]una 2"
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mandrith;30226732]Wow, a new thread already? It always seemed like it took a hell of a lot longer to get through previous threads.
Then again, Garry changed the autolock to 3000 posts. What was the old maximum posts, anyways?[/QUOTE]
5000 was the latest
[QUOTE=WPlayer;30226733]
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
5000 was the latest[/QUOTE]
Why did he change it, anyways?
I like how the last thread ended with absolutely no bickering, and this one has started with none either. Good job!
[QUOTE=Mandrith;30226780]Why did he change it, anyways?[/QUOTE]
It was confirmed to slow down facepunch, apparently.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;30226780]Why did he change it, anyways?[/QUOTE]
Apparently it slows down everything.
God damnit :ninja:
[QUOTE=KFrohman;30226798]I like how the last thread ended with absolutely no bickering, and this one has started with none either. Good job![/QUOTE]
I didn't even notice it ended until I checked Popular Threads and saw a new version. I just figured the thread was moving slowly - it seems to be doing that lately.
I think we should use that comic frame with the CIPWTTKT'er yelling "COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAANS" as a banner.
Just found out i get 2 free games on my PSP (Which i havent used in 2 years) because of the PSN downtime, (Also applies to PS3 users). So i try to login and..
[img]http://gyazo.com/45207d0425dbb4a39e61f6e084ede918.png[/img]
Wow, i was just researching about S.M.A.R.T on wikipedia and i found a link at the end of the article:
[url]http://www.pc-king.co.uk/tips3.htm[/url]
COMIC SAAAAAAANSSSS!!11
Seriously though, this looks just awful, Comic Sans should be forbidden to use.
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;30226839]I think we should use that comic frame with the CIPWTTKT'er yelling "COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAANS" as a banner.[/QUOTE]
this one?
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4861882/Facepunch/artistic/420whatthefuckamidoing.png[/IMG]
Sony as content of the year?
I don't have any new content, but I do have something computer related: I've been having fun seeing how flimsy the internet filter at my school is. Typing https:// will get through the filter on pretty much anything, as long as the URL doesn't actually mention objectionable content (For example, the GOG homepage worked, but as soon as I tried looking at a game, because "gamecard" was in the URL, it was blocked). To get around that, I just used https:// to get around the block to a proxy site and used that to go on whatever I wanted, although it doesn't seem like anyone has done any kind of updates on the computers so the flash version they have is ancient and the GPU drivers haven't been installed on anything other than one computer.
I spent my lunch hour at school playing Minecraft at 20 frames per second (Amazing, considering how shitty the computers are), and had at three people come up to me at some point and ask how the hell I managed to get through the block and play Minecraft.
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;30226942]Just found out i get 2 free games on my PSP (Which i havent used in 2 years) because of the PSN downtime, (Also applies to PS3 users). So i try to login and..
[img]http://gyazo.com/45207d0425dbb4a39e61f6e084ede918.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Awesome. I've got a PSP that I haven't used in a while (Last time I played it was when I was about halfway through SMT:P3P sometime last year.) What games can you get, anyways?
Comic Sans? Pffftt! I use Webdings. :c00l:
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;30226973']this one?
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4861882/Facepunch/artistic/420whatthefuckamidoing.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yeah, that one.
Crop it a bit and it'll be perfect.
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