• Things to do to make the scaries go away.
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So I've been reading this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=870227[/url] The one about mysteries, and 3 o clock in the morning.. It scared the shit out of me. The thing I like to do when I get scared by a movie, story, whatever.. is watch porn. No seriously try it. Watch a scary movie and then watch a porno. You instantly feel better. Now that I mentioned it, I think I'm going to go blow my load right now. I bet nobody can come up with a better solution.
Thanks for the tip, bro. Will do.
Watch an action movie or a comedy?
:doh: Duh! Why didn't I think of that!
I do that anyways
Or contemplate that it's all a load o' bullshit :).
The porn thing works best. Watch some really bad porn. If your scared when it's daylight, go outside and go for a walk in a really busy part of town. I know a lot of people don't get scared during the day, but for those that do, I've heard that works.
What if you watch scary porn? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;19319879]What if you watch scary porn? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Alien porn :clint:
brb its 3:16 am in the morning and i am going to go watch paranormal activity for the first time and i hate being scared no seriously i have the dvd right here from redbox
Watch Bio-zombie and laugh your scares out
I do this. Only because Horror movies make me horny, though. [editline]08:20AM[/editline] i boner in the face of fear
I just turn on the comedy channel.
draw faces on your penis let him talk to you you know what i mean
[QUOTE=Wii60;19319900]brb its 3:16 am in the morning and i am going to go watch paranormal activity for the first time and i hate being scared no seriously i have the dvd right here from redbox[/QUOTE] It isn't as scary as they say.
yeah, it's worse
Having actual sex while watching porn is best
I used to think about pokemon when I was little and was scared of stuff lol.
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[QUOTE=Black-Bird;19319799]So I've been reading this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=870227[/url] The one about mysteries, and 3 o clock in the morning.. It scared the shit out of me. The thing I like to do when I get scared by a movie, story, whatever.. is watch porn. No seriously try it. Watch a scary movie and then watch a porno. You instantly feel better. Now that I mentioned it, I think I'm going to go blow my load right now. I bet nobody can come up with a better solution.[/QUOTE] I watch spongebob.
[QUOTE=Wii60;19319900]brb its 3:16 am in the morning and i am going to go watch paranormal activity for the first time and i hate being scared no seriously i have the dvd right here from redbox[/QUOTE] Same, where do you live :v:
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Seriously watching porn helps.
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Have my babies!
Real men don't get scared. :clint:
Another soultion: hit pubery
You get scared admit it
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;19321275]You get scared admit it[/QUOTE] Nope. There's nothing to be afraid of once you realize there's nothing to be afraid of.
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