So facepunch, I think I have broken my shoulder in the most pathetic way.
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So I came back from school today, Got some noodles from a convenience store and decided to take the bus home with my friends. We waited and then I got to my stop, I decided to take the back door out however, But this time you know how you have to push on it at a certain angle? Well my shoulder has a tendency to lock into two different places, and, Well it was in the wrong place, I pushed super hard and Felt a burning pain, but I did not let my friends know I got hurt.
I got to my house, Cooked up my noodles, Look up symptoms (They are accurate) and it turns out my shoulder is broken, Fuck.
Should I tell anyone its broken? or wait it out?
Well don't tell us, we can't see your arm through the tubes.
I'm gonna give to you some expert advice. Go to a hospital.
Go to the doctor then.
so, uh can you move your shoulder?
yes? I don't "think" it's broken. go see a doctor anyways
no? go see a doctor
that's what you get for not drinking your milk
Ha..you broke you shoulder. Goto the hospital
If it's broken, why on earth would you "wait it out?"
Go see a doctor, and if it's broken, make up an awesome story of how you broke it.
i really doubt you BROKE a bone pushing on something.. maybe you pulled or strained something
I'll just go get that knock out gas and we'll get right to work...
:pedo:
My friend tripped over a small bush and broke both elbows. He's not too bright.
Shit happens, op.
It could also have been displaced?
I don't want to go to a hospital because I broke my arm in the summer while biking, it would be humiliating to go back to school with another arm brace.
why the FUCK would you wait it out? seriously?
Tell your parents and go to a doctor before it gets worse
Oh i did not expect that you have Bullys there?
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556326]I don't want to go to a hospital because I broke my arm in the summer while biking, it would be humiliating to go back to school with another arm brace.[/QUOTE]
D:
But you get instant sympathy and respect and everyone's nice to you
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Say you broke it when you pushed a stroller out of a cars way and got hit real hard
The bad thing is that one of my friends phoned me after saying "Are you hurt" I said i might have broken my shoulder, he would manipulate the story to say otherwise.
Either:
a) You are a troll
b) You are an idiot about to learn a harsh life lesson.
If you broke your shoulder you would be screaming in agonizing pain.
It's very possible to have pushed your shoulder off the shoulder socket. Takes two weeks to a month to repair itself, it it just popped off socket. And every now and then you'll recieve a huge amount pain inside your body for those weeks.
This happened a lot to me before I began working out.
I think you can go to the doctor and have it pulled back on (hurts like a bitch, but then it's over for this time) if this is what happend of course.
[QUOTE=Killoch0;20556423]Either:
a) You are a troll
b) You are an idiot about to learn a harsh life lesson.[/QUOTE]
I am not a troll, this is absolutely true.
What kind of lesson am I about to learn? not using the back door on the bus?
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556197]So I came back from school today, Got some noodles from a convenience store and decided to take the bus home with my friends. We waited and then I got to my stop, I decided to take the back door out however, But this time you know how you have to push on it at a certain angle? Well my shoulder has a tendency to lock into two different places, and, Well it was in the wrong place, I pushed super hard and Felt a burning pain, but I did not let my friends know I got hurt.
I got to my house, Cooked up my noodles, Look up symptoms (They are accurate) and it turns out my shoulder is broken, Fuck.
Should I tell anyone its broken? or wait it out?[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? do you have osteoperosis or something? cause you may do if you actually broke a bone that way.
Whats with getting hurt/blind/stabbed and posting it at Facepunch right away?
I pulled all the tendons and muscles in my arms whilst playing Need for Speed shift with a force feedback wheel. I win.
Well I am kind of double jointed in my shoulder connecting to arm area, I can lock it in an uncomfortable way that makes my shoulder blade stick out, And by pushing hard enough in that state (Accidentally) I think I broke my shoulder or displaced it.
well by asking us for your help, you are telling us that you broke your shoulder... but I say tell some one about your shoulder. Would be pretty fuckin stupid to ignore a broken shoulder -.- you don't have to tell any one how you broke your shoulder.
[QUOTE=gamerguy99;20556271]If it's broken, why on earth would you "wait it out?"
Go see a doctor, and if it's broken, make up an awesome story of how you broke it.[/QUOTE]
If it doesn't get treated and heal, you're fucked, the bone could be misshapen and cause long term problems. ( fixable be breaking it yet again )
I'm not a trained bone expert, however, this is just what I believe could happen.
[QUOTE=Killoch0;20556423]Either:
a) You are a troll
b) You are an idiot about to learn a harsh life lesson.[/QUOTE]
Either:
a) You are a troll
b) You are an idiot.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556550]Well I am kind of double jointed in my shoulder connecting to arm area, I can lock it in an uncomfortable way that makes my shoulder blade stick out, And by pushing hard enough in that state (Accidentally) I think I broke my shoulder or displaced it.[/QUOTE]
No such thing as double jointed, and everyone can do that, your just the first tard who realised that pushing something without tensing up your back muscles when pushing something ends badly.
Rule number 1, 2, 3 and 4 about life.
Never ask Facepunch about medical advice.
*insert witty joke about broken shoulder and masturbation*
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