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I always start a conversation in Spanish and then after a few seconds I switch to English and pretend that I was possessed by a Spanish-speaking ghost.
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Just had this gem
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The Japanese letters were improperly rendered in the log.
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Dunno if this would be gold or not
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Just dont type the link in the log.
Seriously.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;36285688][url]http://logs.omegle.com/5127e2[/url]
Just dont type the link in the log.
Seriously.[/QUOTE]
dear god!
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;36285688][url]http://logs.omegle.com/5127e2[/url]
Just dont type the link in the log.
Seriously.[/QUOTE]
Meh,i'd tap that.
I convinced a guy i was a blind woman and that my monitor could only read text so I asked him to describe shit. He did, but the fun part starts when I ask him to jerk off with a show. He does. I tell him to cum into it and lap it up. He fucking does it. Note how he bought I was blind and could just fucking say he was doing it. Anyhow, I then convinced him to grab some butter and coat his nipples and balls.
Then, I gave him the good ol' blackmenlaughing.gif when he asked for pics.
Now, when he was coating his balls, he didn't just do one swoop. He took the knife to his testicles and dove it right back into the rest of the butter. Some poor bastard is eating pube sandwich right now.
(In my defense, the dude was literally asking for more and ate the cum without question, he must have done gross things like that tons of times)
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36290466]I convinced a guy i was a blind woman and that my monitor could only read text so I asked him to describe shit. He did, but the fun part starts when I ask him to jerk off with a show. He does. I tell him to cum into it and lap it up. He fucking does it. Note how he bought I was blind and could just fucking say he was doing it. Anyhow, I then convinced him to grab some butter and coat his nipples and balls.
Then, I gave him the good ol' blackmenlaughing.gif when he asked for pics.
Now, when he was coating his balls, he didn't just do one swoop. He took the knife to his testicles and dove it right back into the rest of the butter. Some poor bastard is eating pube sandwich right now.
(In my defense, the dude was literally asking for more and ate the cum without question, he must have done gross things like that tons of times)[/QUOTE]
I wish we still had the :wtc emoot.
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[editline]11th June 2012[/editline]
fucking automerge
(also, get the awfulvision extension)
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Clearly, I suck at this.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;36285688][url]http://logs.omegle.com/5127e2[/url]
Just dont type the link in the log.
Seriously.[/QUOTE]
Well she does indeed have large breasts.
[editline]11th June 2012[/editline]
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I guess I spooked him/her off
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[editline]11th June 2012[/editline]
Here's a long one
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Potatoes are not good for conversation with people who have a typing speed of 1 word per minute.
Every time I try and get a log it gives me an internal server error so here.
[quote]Question to discuss:
what is mirclaire?
Stranger: google knows
You: a type of donut i think
Stranger: TRY GOOGLE
You: with the cream n shit in it
Stranger: hm
Stranger: sounds pretty hawt
You: a/s/l
Stranger: lol, how did talking about donuts come to this?
You: lets cyber and roleplay donuts :)
You: i am an eclair
Stranger: oh yes !
Stranger: I are hawt Belgium chocolate
Stranger: lick me good sir
You: do you have a ring in the middle?
You: or is it gay donut sex?
Stranger: I can if you want <3
You: ohhh~
You: i shoot my creaming filling into your chocolatey Belgian ring.
You: is it good for u bby?
Stranger: oh yeah !
You: this chat is hotter than a brick oven
Stranger: more
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: hope the question asker is enjoying this shit <3
You: i grind your whole grains like the stone of our hot oven
You: ohhh~
Stranger: ~~~~~~
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: ohh stranger-kun~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: ich heisse !
You: let us be star crossed donuts
You: yet our love cannot be stopped even by the ocean itself
Stranger: omg sounds hawt
Stranger: hawt kinky donut lovin'
You: however if one of us falls into the ocean he will become soggy and unappealing
Stranger: wait
Stranger: like a soggy biscuit !?
Stranger: that stuff is nasty !
You: very nastly
You: i will explode and all my cream filling will fill the water
Stranger: D:
You: oh no i have fallen in
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I don't have a log but someone asked me which is "best pony".
I told them to look it up in the Guinness book of world records and called them a lazy fuck.
A++ thread.
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Oh god, that was scary.
This one was fun.
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[quote]Technical error: Lost connection with server. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.[/quote] I think he took out her internet if only she got to the plane :v:
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Some very deep Philosophical questions raised.
my mind is actually... confused.
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 22 m
You: احياء لي، من فضلك.
You: النفوس وامتصاص لي في!
You: wha
You: What the...
Stranger: english
You: Ah, sorry.
You: I think I was possessed by an Arabic ghost.
You: ...God, my eyeballs hurt.
Stranger: sex
You: No thanks.
Stranger: male r female
You: Is that like a transgendered Toys R Us or something?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
I forgot about the "Get a link" button.
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