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[QUOTE][B]A married TV actor who met a young woman and kissed her in a sauna woke up to find his testicles had been stolen.[/B]
Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, is believed to be the target of a gang – including a doctor – which may be harvesting organs to sell on the black market.
Nikolaev had a drink with a young blonde woman he met at a bar in a Moscow theatre before she invited him to a sauna, reports MailOnline.
A police source told the website: ‘They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing.’ They believe Nikolaev’s drink was spiked. [/QUOTE]
Source: [URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html"]http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/26/married-tv-actor-wakes-up-to-find-his-testicles-have-been-stolen-after-kissing-young-woman-in-sauna-5080139/[/URL]
My equipment twinged in sympathy. I thought I'd seen everything when that kidney racket close to home was busted but this is something else entirely.
Can you even transplant testicles?
[QUOTE=Lf757;47224855]Can you even transplant testicles?[/QUOTE]
So far as I know all you can do as far as transplantation goes is reimplantation of germ cells which were previously removed from an individual in order to preserve fertility, in such cases as testicular cancer and the like. Allografts of human testicles from other sources aren't being worked on at present, so far as I could see. But in theory, it could be viable, as a test was done in transplanting testicular tissue into mice subcutaneously and it was seen that fertile sperm was developed in the transplants.
[QUOTE=Lf757;47224855]Can you even transplant testicles?[/QUOTE]
And if so, will they produce sperm with your genetics or his?
It takes some balls to do something so nasty.
I guess being curious about a hypothetical situation is dumb now
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[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;47224942]I guess being curious about a hypothetical situation is dumb now
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hey i guess being dumb is dumb woah
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[QUOTE=Hugg;47224954]hey i guess being dumb is dumb woah[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, I didn't know that what would happen in a successful testicular transplant was common knowledge.
That's one hell of a story to tell your children.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;47225120]That's one hell of a story to tell your children.[/QUOTE]
What children?
[QUOTE=Hugg;47224954]hey i guess being dumb is dumb woah[/QUOTE]
He just asked a question.
if he's a tv actor why is his face censored
[QUOTE=uitham;47225233]if he's a tv actor why is his face censored[/QUOTE]
Could have been done as a courtesy?
jesus christ, that sucks ______
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;47224897]So far as I know all you can do as far as transplantation goes is reimplantation of germ cells which were previously removed from an individual in order to preserve fertility, in such cases as testicular cancer and the like. Allografts of human testicles from other sources aren't being worked on at present, so far as I could see. But in theory, it could be viable, as a test was done in transplanting testicular tissue into mice subcutaneously and it was seen that fertile sperm was developed in the transplants.[/QUOTE]
I never thought that was possible. Does the transplanted tissue actually start producing genetically appropriate sperm relative to the host, or is it relative to the donor?
[QUOTE=Karmah;47225669]I never thought that was possible. Does the transplanted tissue actually start producing genetically appropriate sperm relative to the host, or is it relative to the donor?[/QUOTE]
If you mean the mouse experiment, the germ cells did colonize the testicular ducts, and did produce viable sperm (sort of) but it wasn't fully differentiated.
[url]http://www.jove.com/video/3545/germ-cell-transplantation-and-testis-tissue-xenografting-in-mice[/url] - here's the study in its entriety but you have to pay to view the whole thing.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;47225717]If you mean the mouse experiment, the germ cells did colonize the testicular ducts, and did produce viable sperm (sort of) but it wasn't fully differentiated.
[url]http://www.jove.com/video/3545/germ-cell-transplantation-and-testis-tissue-xenografting-in-mice[/url] - here's the study in its entriety but you have to pay to view the whole thing.[/QUOTE]
[vid]http://ecsource.jove.com/CDNSource/samples/3545.mp4[/vid]
just audio
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47225088]is someone losing their balls really that surprising to you as a doctor
like, was it more surprising and cause more sympathy for you than telling the first family that someone died
losing your nuts is fucked up sure but lmao dude[/QUOTE]
haha you sure showed him for being shocked at something
dudes nuts get stolen all the time im so used to it lmao dude!
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47225088]is someone losing their balls really that surprising to you as a doctor
like, was it more surprising and cause more sympathy for you than telling the first family that someone died
losing your nuts is fucked up sure but lmao dude
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Nice shitposting
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47225088]is someone losing their balls really that surprising to you as a doctor
like, was it more surprising and cause more sympathy for you than telling the first family that someone died
losing your nuts is fucked up sure but lmao dude
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i know a vet that implants fake balls into dogs that have been neutered, i think thats probably a common practice for non consenting eunuchs
they obviously cant reproduce[/QUOTE]
And here we have conclusive proof that human beings can, in fact, live and function on a rudimentary level without a working brain.
this was a bit jarring, as a quite notable futa artist goes by the name dmitrys
I was very confused when I saw the title
[QUOTE=archangel125;47228517]And here we have conclusive proof that human beings can, in fact, live and function on a rudimentary level without a working brain.[/QUOTE]
Calling someone brainless isn't really all that clever.
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;47228927]this was a bit jarring, as a quite notable futa artist goes by the name dmitrys
I was very confused when I saw the title[/QUOTE]
I wonder what made you think it was a good idea to post about your fetish in this thread.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;47229063]I wonder what made you think it was a good idea to post about your fetish in this thread.[/QUOTE]
don't have a fetish for futa, just have seen the name in my many forays on the internet
what I'm confused on is who would buy someone's balls on the black market. The article says that they fear that's where the nuts are going, but... well, is there a wide market for testicles?
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47225088]is someone losing their balls really that surprising to you as a doctor
like, was it more surprising and cause more sympathy for you than telling the first family that someone died
losing your nuts is fucked up sure but lmao dude[/QUOTE]
Gee i dunno, people die all the time but folks don't often get their nuts stolen, unless you know from experience. Besides, how is that more fucked up than more or less accusing him of having people die on his table? Excellent work, mate.
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;47229114]don't have a fetish for futa, just have seen the name in my many forays on the internet
what I'm confused on is who would buy someone's balls on the black market. The article says that they fear that's where the nuts are going, but... well, is there a wide market for testicles?[/QUOTE]
No idea how famous he is but maybe someone wants a celebrity's balls in a jar as a souvenir.
So this guy cheated on his wife with another woman and gets his testicles stolen... :v: ha
This is kinda funny and terrifying at the same time. Just imagine waking up and your balls are gone
I'm sorry the guy lost his nuts, I would never want to be in his shoes. But honestly, the balls are one organ I never thought could be harvested. Sheesh... :pwn:
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