Are earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes signs of the apocalypse? Michelle Bachmann thinks so!
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[quote=Michelle Bachmann's own goddamn website]On Tuesday, Washington DC experienced its strongest earthquake in over 100 years, as Hurricane Irene continued strengthening on a path towards New England. Scientists remain adamant that these events are unrelated, and their proximity is merely coincidence. But the area’s deeply religious residents are skeptical. [B]“These things don’t just happen,” observed one disheveled resident, who fled her shaking home in a mustard-stained denim snuggie. “There are reasons why bad things keep happening,” explained the woman, who asked that she not be named, “and I am damn sure it has something to do with our immoral society. People think too much of sodomy and not enough of Sodom!”[/B]
At a truck stop in North Carolina, where some of the quake’s vibrations could be felt hundreds of miles from the epicenter, a reported asked Representative Bachmann whether she agreed with that reasoning. “I wouldn’t say that this earthquake was caused by sodomy, per se, but I don’t think any honest person can deny that this country is on a dangerous path. We have homosexuals flaunting their sin in the streets, unborn babies being slaughtered by the billions, banks loaning money for profit by usury, and politicians assaulting the sanctity of marriage. If you read your Bible — and I hope you do — you would know that a rise of sin will precede the apocalypse. [B]I think we saw it begin in the 60s, when women ceased to obey their husbands and began having premarital sex. it has now culminated in the destruction of our moral society.[/B] All that remains is for the Lord to cleanse the Earth of this blemish.”
When asked whether she was attributing the recent spate of natural disasters to the Apocalypse she responded “Absolutely. Just look at Japan. They did all kinds of freaky things with dolls and magazines, and look at what the Lord did to them. Well, that’s nothing compared to what he has in store for American non-believers. I mean, we elected Barack [I]Hussein[/I] Obama. [B]After a string of his manufactured crises — the debt ceiling, Obamacare socialism, job-killing regulations, and illegal immigrants[/B] — I expect most Americans will simply welcome death.”
Bachmann is the latest in a string of increasingly mainstream conservative politicians to advocate funding massive tax cuts via the mutilation of Social Security [B]because we’ll all be dead by then anyway.[/B][/quote]
[URL="http://www.votebachmann.org/2011/08/signs-of-the-apocalypse/"]Source[/URL].
There are no words.
Because this doesn't happen every year in some part of the world.
Weren't people freaked out over 'abnormal' mass deaths of animals one time?
Don't people always do this?
And my surprised face never came on
If she gets into office I'm seriously gonna worry. Not just for America but for the entire world. This woman, if you can refer to her as an equal human being, is FUCKING NUTS.
Even though I'm a Christian, I think she is a wacko.
[quote]I mean, we elected Barack Hussein Obama.[/quote]
I love it when angry conservatives use Obama's middle name as some sort of insult.
Holy...crap. The more she opens her mouth the less chance she actually has of getting anywhere.
I hope.
Also what a disgusting human being.
[quote]Just look at Japan. They did all kinds of freaky things with dolls and magazines, and look at what the Lord did to them.[/quote]
holy shit
[QUOTE]unborn babies being slaughtered by the billions[/QUOTE]
[B]WHAT.[/B]
[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]
This person is fucking insane, she needs to be committed.
"Hey guys, the world is ending, so you should vote for me. I mean, why not?"
"politicians"
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;31944000]"Hey guys, the world is ending, so you should vote for me. I mean, why not?"[/QUOTE]
This coupled with Bachmann herself reminds me of the Cthulhu "Why vote for the lesser evil?" thing. :v:
Its not because of the "Lord" you stupid cunt. Its because our damned planet is a fucking scientific body that follows the fucking laws of science and reality and not the prick created by your book of fairytales. Get fucked for the first time in 40 years, might clear your head a bit, bitch.
Sorry, I'm just tired of Bachmann and I just want her to go somewhere far, far away from civilization. She just needs to find some little uninhabited island in the middle of the ocean where she can only spew her stupidity at crabs and coconuts.
I made an irate post on the source eviscerating Michelle Bachmann. It probably won't get approved. :(
obamacare socialism
oh god
she's an absolute lunatic
[quote]“These things don’t just happen,” observed one disheveled resident, who fled her shaking home in a mustard-stained denim snuggie. “There are reasons why bad things keep happening,” explained the woman, who asked that she not be named, “and I am damn sure it has something to do with our immoral society."[/quote]
Forgive me if I don't take social guidance from a woman standing in the street in a stained denim snuggie.
Stupid people say stupid things.
[quote]Are earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes signs of the apocalypse?[/quote]
no.
[quote]Michelle Bachmann thinks so![/quote]
uhh.
If this is the sign of the apocalypse can we see you go as proof, Bachmann?
[quote]I think we saw it begin in the 60s, when women ceased to obey their husbands and began having premarital sex. it has now culminated in the destruction of our moral society.[/quote]
Holy shit send her to fucking Arkham.
this is why I like the UK
only 60% of our politicians are mentally retarded, whereas 90% of them are in the US
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;31944133][QUOTE]Michelle Bachmann thinks so![/QUOTE]
uhh.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the problem here is that she can't even think.
Are earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes signs of the apocalypse? No
Is Michelle Bachmann sign of the apocalypse? J!NX thinks so!
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31943992][B]WHAT.[/B]
[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]
This person is fucking insane, she needs to be committed.[/QUOTE]
We're in a bit of a economic problem here. Can't we just save some money by tying her to a tree and gagging her or something?
pardon me, this isn't news, this woman is no longer a credible source of news, she's a joke, go post some actual news.
[QUOTE]Just look at Japan. They did all kinds of freaky things with dolls and magazines, and look at what the Lord did to them.[/QUOTE]
Just look at America when George Bush was in charge. He fucked everything up and the Lord gave him 9/11.
If god was all powerful shouldn't he just punish the immoral people instead of making every one else suffer? Wouldn't be that hard for him since he's omnipresent and all.
inb4 mysterious ways.
I said this once and I'll say it again: If Michelle Bachmann wins the republican nomination, Obama's reelection will be absolute.
I'd even take Ron Paul over her.
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