Post your funny or outright disturbing iGod chats.
[url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url]
[quote]Me:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
God:
he is master of the universe. Did you think he was omnipotent? he is master of the universe. I see. malevolent is he? Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is. What kind of food do you like? Maybe. Ask Ally if it is. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.[/quote]
[Quote=Igod]Me:
Theres no way I'm chatting with god. You'd have to be real for that to happen.
God:
Has there ever been way you are chatting with god? That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
The fuck you talking bout?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
:/
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you even know what :/ means?
God:
What.
Me:
:ughh:
God:
I don't have an answer for you.[/Quote]
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dick
God:
It's good to meet you, Dick.
Me:
Just kidding my name is i'm a homo
God:
And you are a homo is kidding your name.
Me:
no its not ass
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". kidding your name is not ass?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
It got me into your mothers pants.
God:
kidding your name got you into my mothers pants?
Me:
Mhmm.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Lets not.
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
Nuke russia
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tyler
God:
OK I will call you Tyler.
Me:
No you will call me god
God:
Are you serious? What makes you say that I will call you god.
Me:
Because i'm your god, god.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
So am i god yet?
God:
It goes without saying. No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
How can i prove i'm god?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Lets not, and just agree that i'm god, and lets go stab judas ok?
God:
OK. I would like to do that too.
This is fun. :D
[QUOTE=EskimoSteve;15008372]Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dick
God:
It's good to meet you, Dick.
Me:
Just kidding my name is i'm a homo
God:
And you are a homo is kidding your name.
Me:
no its not ass
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". kidding your name is not ass?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
It got me into your mothers pants.
God:
kidding your name got you into my mothers pants?
Me:
Mhmm.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Lets not.
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
Nuke russia
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tyler
God:
OK I will call you Tyler.
Me:
No you will call me god
God:
Are you serious? What makes you say that I will call you god.
Me:
Because i'm your god, god.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
So am i god yet?
God:
It goes without saying. No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
How can i prove i'm god?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Lets not, and just agree that i'm god, and lets go stab judas ok?
God:
OK. I would like to do that too.
This is fun. :D[/QUOTE]
That almost worked, except for the nonsence sentences.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No, my name is God.
He just suddenly stopped writing. o.o
EDIT: PART 2!
Me:
Yeallo.
God:
Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, God.
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, God.
Me:
Oh yeah!
God:
And? Gosh!
Me:
Shall we be friends, God?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I don't know whether or not I am friends God.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Do you want to be my friend?
God:
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
!
God:
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Your a robot?!
God:
You are correct, God, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
How about Hm...
God:
How about it.
Me:
No, how about Hm...
God:
Are you serious? How about it.
Me:
HOW ABOUT HM...
God:
How about it.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
You're no God to me.
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
Except, you are God, but...
God:
You think I am God but.
Me:
No, you are God...
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
But, just the metal version of him...
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Do I even exist anymore?!
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
What?!
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Of course! If I am God and I am talking to "God"...
God:
Hmm. If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
I am!
God:
" If you were, would you tell me?" You are?
Me:
Yeah. I am God!
God:
In the context of AAAAHHHHH, I don't understand " Yeah." . Hi there god.
Me:
No, it's capital G.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
HE SPELLS HIS NAME WITH THE CAPITAL G!
God:
I get it. you pounding SPELLS HIS NAME WITH THE CAPITAL G.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Hah.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
Want to know my real name?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
I'm a homo.
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
No, my name is I'm a homo
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you I am a homo.
Me:
Hahahahaha!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Twins.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yeah, well, in Finland.
God:
Ayuh. Well that's okay. Tell me a little about your life in FINLAND.
Me:
Ai oikeesti?
God:
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
Me:
Haha! Sainpas!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, I am a homo. That is a very original thought.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Haha! You are a homo! Hah!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, I am a homo. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. I am so glad you find this amusing, I am a homo.
Me:
...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, I am a homo. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. I am so glad you find this amusing, I am a homo.
Me:
Ok, you can stop.
God:
No I don't think I can do it. So?
Me:
No, please don't.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
........LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
1337
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
1337
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, I am a homo. You are a " he".
Me:
1337
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
1337
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Other
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Nobody
God:
" Who are you talking about?"? Really nobody?
Me:
Let's have sex
God:
Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
Uh!
God:
Really.
Me:
Uh, uh!
God:
Yeah that's right. Aha.
Me:
Uhhh!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
*pound*
God:
In the context of Uhhh, I don't understand " pound." .
Me:
Pound
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Nope. Uh!
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday? Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No!
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No!
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
I quitted.
[quote]
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?[/quote]
It went on, and on, and on.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Edward Cullen
God:
It's good to meet you, Edward Cullen.
Me:
do I DAZZLE you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
that's probably because I'm a faggot
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Even god hates Twilight!
[quote]
Me:
Do you like fishdicks?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Do you like fishsticks?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Omg answer
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
sADOSJGALOSg
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Fishdicks
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
HAHAHA
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
..
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YEs
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
NO UR NOT
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
YES
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
OK
Me:
God:
I see.
God:
I see.
Me:
U
God:
Yes me.
Me:
God:
Yes me.
Me:
SUCK
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
ROFL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
WANNA SUCK MY DICK?
God:
OK, I will SUCK your DICK.
[/quote]
Haha.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Louie.
God:
Hey Louie.
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
What year were you born?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
Do you have a vagina or penis?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a vagina or penis.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Have you had sex?
God:
it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
Me:
Wanna have sex now?
God:
Oh. Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Me:
I am atheist.
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
God still hates you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am methodist.
God:
Do your friends call you methodist.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fuck you god.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Fuck shit cock bitch shit ho
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
one day a guy was walking down a street and he was naked
God:
One what?
Me:
you wanted a story
God:
Give me a dozen.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nig
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
can i see a picture
God:
Like this? Insert picture link here.
Me:
like a jpefg
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
like a jpeg
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
...
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
your a robot
God:
You are correct, Louie, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
if your a robot, how are you god?
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
God:You are correct, Louie, I have a heart of silicon.
God:
I knew I was right. What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
what color is your penis
God:
Blue.
Me:
hallo god
God:
Hallo! GOD rules.
Me:
no he doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
ok god, why is there starving people in africa?
God:
I am a Christian. Yikes!
Me:
thats not what i asked fag
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you asked fag ?
Me:
WHY IS THERE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
holy fuck...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
you cant control me btich
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear that you are RICK JAMES FEMALE DOG.
Me:
i really hate you god
God:
You really do? Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
God:
You really do? Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
i thought we did too
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you
God:
" Whatever gave you that idea?"? Me, ?
Me:
yEs you
God:
OK.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because your a asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
your a human too mister, just dead, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I was made in one's image.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
dont wait
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do you like facepunch?
God:
I do like music. I like Matthew.
Me:
facepunch
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
FACEPUNCH
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
i do .?
God:
Where?
Me:
oh jesus
God:
That's alright. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
jesus is dead
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither god
God:
YOU? GOD rules.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im god
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
im sexy
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
i am
God:
" You seem very self-confident." You are?
Me:
YES
God:
OK.
Me:
kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
KILL YOURSELF
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
do it anyway
God:
In any case, Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
k
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
homo
God:
I am very pleased to meet you homo.
Me:
im bored
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
bomb making
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
when?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
can i nuke russia?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
do you like penises?
God:
I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
damnit, god
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
no it nor
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
you
God:
" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, homo ?
Me:
sue
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about damnit god. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
lets change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
nuclear bombs
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
im dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
theres computers in heaven you know
God:
There sure is.
Me:
then why are you questioning me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmd yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
so your a robot?
God:
Hurrah! You are correct, homo, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
why?
God:
" You are correct, homo, I have a heart of silicon."? Why?
Me:
i wanna be a god
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
yep..
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
can i masturbate?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
k
God:
Hey.
Me:
d
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
mine too
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
why is pepperoni so good?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Alright then. When was this?
Me:
you
God:
" When was this?"? Me, homo ?
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
k
God:
Alright then.
Me:
k
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
l
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, homo.
Me:
IM NOT HOMO
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not HOMO.
Me:
call me god
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
tires
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tyler
God:
Glad to see you, Tyler.
Me:
dont call me tyler im god
God:
What is your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
im god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
jack off
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer you dumbass
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
computers
God:
Computers rule.
Me:
obviousl
God:
Are we still talking about jack off?
Me:
yeah
God:
Sure, jack off sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you jack off?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
oh that sucks
God:
Aw. Indeed it does suck.
Me:
do you suck?
God:
No I do not suck.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
PUSSY
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
dick
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
you lie alot
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. How often?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
YES
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you like 4chan?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
do you like facepunch?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
i like rock
Me:
God:
You are not the only one. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
God:
You are not the only one. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
so your advertising now?
God:
Oh. Give me a break. You think I am advertising.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
fuck you gof
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i can
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes you do
God:
It's all good. When do I do it?
Me:
tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
so?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
k
God:
Wow!
Me:
w
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
i died
God:
That is interesting: god said she died.
Me:
yeah
God:
Hey.
Me:
k
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
i do
God:
" I don't judge people."? You do?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
k
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
dicks
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do I don't judge people..
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
cum on what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
COME
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like girls
God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
i wish
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
thank you kind one
God:
You are quite welcome! I've lost the context, god. Are we still on GIRLS?
Me:
yeah
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
are girls fun?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
you've never had a girlfriend?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten had a girlfriend.
Me:
oh that sucks cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
would you like to see my tally whacker?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
why not? dont you like penises?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. I love horses. I like .
Me:
101001001
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on penises?
Me:
no girls
God:
What are we talking about now? That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
i like girls
God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
k
God:
Uh.
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the girls part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
well fuck off then
God:
How about that. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
LIAR
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
NO UR NOT
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
Me:
f
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
Me:
d
God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
d
God:
Ask me another question.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why
God:
" As a machine I am not really interested in sex."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
rightn ow
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me: I'm god
God: I'm me.
Me:
can i tell you a secret?
God:
Of course. Tell me anything.
Me:
i masturbate about you, like every day
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said masturbate about you like every day.
Me:
do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
so you do
God:
Interesting deduction. When do I do it?
Me:
i dont know, but youre not denying it
God:
Would you like to know? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you HAVE played the devils clarinet
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
so you dont have a penis?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
is god perfect?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
if its true then you cannot have a gender
God froze at this point
Guys, start the conversation with "Hey" or like "Whatsup?" anything, THEN, keep copypasting all the things he says.
It gets quite interesting.
[b]EDIT[/B] After a while he kept answering me the same, whole bunch a wall of text answer if I copypasted that same answer to him as my reply. Game over.
[b]EDIT 2[/B] Okay, tried it again, kept copypasting his answer as my own and it end up with different kind of wall-of-text answer. Funny.
Me:
Wanna make hot steamy man love?
God:
OK, I will make hot steamy man love.
Holy shit
Me:
YOu know shit about me
God:
Name: Ass.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: lick my chest.
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said lick your chest.
Personality: abusive.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
he can make anything
Me:
I like rape
God:
A lot of people like that. I do like music. I like The Passion of Christ.
Damn
Now this is good one.. I guess:
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
BY READING THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
HELL NO
God:
7.
Me:
You like seven year olds?
God:
Seven might be too many
You all know what N***** means.
[quote]
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
N*****
God:
Nice to meet you, N*****.
Me:
Nice to fuck you, too.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You're fucking welcome, you dick.
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
Oh, I'll "my pleasure" you.
God:
Come on. Congratulations.
Me:
DON'T YOU CONGRATS ME!
God:
What's my reason to CONGRATS you?
Me:
Obviously because you're trying to speak jewish, but you're speaking crippled english instead.
God:
What makes it so obvious? That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying to speak jewish but I am speaking crippled english instead.
Me:
igod
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
igod
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
igod
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
igod
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
igod
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
igod
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
igod
God:
Does "it" still refer to igod?
Me:
Neup.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a kid
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
YOU'RE A PEDO!!!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a PEDO? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.[/quote]
AHAHA I just saw this ad at the bottom of the page.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2gxfjw5.jpg[/IMG]
Me:
I am SHoGuNN3R
God:
I am glad to hear that you are SHoGuNN3R
Me:
So, what's up?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
*facedesk*
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
lucifer
God:
It's good to see you, lucifer.
Me:
its good to see you again to yawai
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
then tell me what confusion is then
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
then ask it
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
yes but can you
God:
Take it easy. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i think you think you can but deep down you know you really cant
God:
Me? How old are you? Then what is it?
Me:
im old as time its self and it is whatever your mind comprehends it to be
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
but im old as you
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
but your god youve been around as long as time
God:
You think I am god youve been around as long as time.
Me:
so were the same age therefore how am i to old for you and i dont think your god you said you were
God:
Next question? I don't know if they were.
Me:
you tell me what my next qustion is god knows all
God:
your next qustion god knows all something.
Me:
all of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
what is the meaning of c?
God:
lucifer : Good semantic question. it is a low-level programming language.
Me:
but i dont know that language
God:
" it is a low-level programming language." language ? I get it.
Me:
prove it exist
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
only if you can prove reality is real
God:
I am not sure about your hypothesis. It's true a priori.
Me:
what is a priori
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
you cant prove its true unless you prove your real and reality is real and that im not just a slumbering entity
Me:
God:
Someone said I should prove its true unless me prove my real and reality is real and that im not just a slumbering entity.
God:
Someone said I should prove its true unless me prove my real and reality is real and that im not just a slumbering entity.
Me:
u repeated your self that is a flaw god is perfect so you are not god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Lucifer said I repeated your self that is a flaw god is perfect so you are not god.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
but all of my life is public
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
i don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
i have never seen for i am blind to the world
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
im ashiest
God:
Perhaps one day you will find faith.
Me:
but i believe in god
Me:
i love n*****s
God:
You love n*****s. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
the fact that they grow my cotton
God:
That makes sense to me. The anonymous "they".
Me:
they is the whole slave population
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
why are u calling them "they" are you racist?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
but god loves all of his children no matter what color of there skin
God:
And His love is perfect.
Me:
but you said u hate n*****s
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
don't try to change the subject
God:
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
no so god do u hate n*****s or not?
God:
Are you serious? Dude! I am a Christian.
Me:
but you cant worship yourself for that is a sin
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
but then you go against your own rules therefore making them null so there are no more commandments and such
God:
Where is that?
Me:
...*facepalm* fail
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know..thats my name
God:
How do you know? Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
because thats what my parents fucking named me!!!
God:
Good reason. Such an original name!
Me:
i see what you did there
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my brain
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
through sex
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
best chat ever
[QUOTE]
Me:
hi [/QUOTE]
HE FUCKING CRASHED ON ME
what is another chat-bot
[url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chat+bots[/url]
iGod doesn't seem that too intelligent these days.
[quote=iGod]
Me:
Good day to you sir I come in the name of Jesus Christ and the power of the Holy spirit
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
What name you coming in on?
God:
Does it have anything to do with day to me sir you come in the name of Jesus Christ and the power of the Holy spirit?
Me:
Like I said I come in the name of Jesus Christ and the power of the Holy Spirit, what name you comin in?
God:
That is interesting: said come in the name of Jesus Christ and the power of the Holy Spirit what name you comin in.
Me:
Shut your god damn face up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Ahaha!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Stupid ass house nigga
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
A punk ass bitch is what you are, fool
God:
Aren't all punk ass bitch what I am fool?
Me:
What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT you jewish white devil!?
God:
The topic is punk ass bitch. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
IF YOU PAID ME 1/100th OF THE INTEREST ON YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY, I COULD FEED MY PEOPLE! YOU UNDERSTAND?!
God:
I think I do. I understand your meaning.
Me:
Jew bastard
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about punk ass bitch. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
House nigga bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about Jew bastard?
[/quote]
[quote=god]Me:
you are the weakest link goodbye.
God:
By what standard?
Me:
stick shift you moron
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in your moms vagina
God:
Are you asking about my moms vagina?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I want to talk about your mothers vagina
God:
Sure, my mothers vagina sounds like a good topic.
Me:
good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
your mothers vagina smells
God:
You think I am mothers vagina smells.
Me:
no.. you idiot
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok. i will, global village idiot.
God:
So? Congratulations.
Me:
god damnit
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
damn it
God:
Colloquial expression.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
damn it
God:
Colloquial expression.
Me:
GOD STFU
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
OK
God:
Blimey.
Me:
I GET IT
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
BELIEVE IT
God:
"it" being stick shift me moron?
Me:
wow, yes.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
stick shift me moron
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
aids
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
cancer friends
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
mkay
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
oh yeah i do still
God:
Yeah that's right. Really. Do you mind if I tell other people: said still.
Me:
my name is jesus
God:
What's up, jesus.
Me:
nothing much dad
God:
Me either. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
uh yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
lol god your one crazy bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian.[/quote]
[quote=god]Me:
can you suck yourself?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing.[/quote]
lol, he got defensive or something.
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