"Can I kiss you in between the bunny ears?"
*pulls out pockets*
"Go ahead."
"There's something on your chest."
"What?"
"My eyes."
[QUOTE=Xylem;19876039]"Can I kiss you in between the bunny ears?"
*pulls out pockets*
"Go ahead."[/QUOTE]
Dont you have to get the chick to ask you "Can I kiss you in between the bunny ears?" first?
Is your name gillette? because your the best a man can get :smug:
I'm going to kiss you passionatly on the lips, and move up to your bellybutton.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
If a woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" you should answer, "Yeah, do you have the energy?"
Is your father a lumberjack? "No, Why?", Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Wait till the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
"What is that?"
"Well, that's my F-150, of course."
[QUOTE=TheDeadHo;19876161]Is your name gillette? because your the best a man can get :smug:
I'm going to kiss you passionatly on the lips, and move up to your bellybutton.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
If a woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" you should answer, "Yeah, do you have the energy?"
Is your father a lumberjack? "No, Why?", Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Wait till the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)[/QUOTE]
Flopping Gold.
I've got more, I will post them sometime later
Puppy eye lines:
Did it hurt? Y'know, when you fell from heaven..
Dirty Line:
Forget playing doctor, that's for kids, lets play gynecologist :smug:
"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
THANK YOU BETHESDA!!!
I'm a really good swimmer, Can i show you my breast-stroke.
[QUOTE=henrietta;19878719]"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
THANK YOU BETHESDA!!![/QUOTE]
"You know, plow her bean field."
Bethesda is great.
The FBI is after my penis and I need a place to hide it.
Today's word is [I]legs[/I]. Let's go home to you and spread the word.
Best...
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
[url]http://linesthataregood.com/[/url]
Rate me usefuls!
Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Hi. Are you legal?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
That dress is very becoming of you, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
Hi
ASL?
nice shoes, lets fuck
[QUOTE=TheIceman;19878700]Puppy eye lines:
Did it hurt? Y'know, when you fell from heaven..
[/QUOTE]
'Cause your face is really fucked up.
hey, could you show me that thing your mom does?
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