• Post Your Stig Facts
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Some say that no one has ever seen Montezuma, Vercingetorix or the Stig in the same room together, despite them being the same person. Some say that instead of ejaculating sperm, the Stig instead ejaculates motor oil. Some say that the Stig was forged from pure titanium and instructed to roam the valleys, terrorizing the womenfolk.
Some say that this thread is bad, I agree.
who is stig :raise:
There is more than one stig. And one is a woman (my mother met her at some fancy BBC party) But thats a true fact, not a funny one. Some say he's got a helmet on. They would be correct.
Some say that on the first day, God actually created the Stig. Some say that the Stig does not eat, drink or sleep - he only drives. Some say that the Stig's helmet is actually a part of his body. All we know is that he is called the Stig.
Some say that his skin is the texture of Dolphins.
Some say that one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that he once built a car made out of poultry. All we know is, he's called the stig.
Some say, he blinks sideways, has webbed fingers and has bones made from car parts.
Some say if you tune your radio to the right frequency, you can hear his thoughts, And that if he goes below 50 miles per hour, he will explode. All we know is, he fucking revealed his identity and ruined it for everyone.
He is some race car driver. [img]http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/13695.jpg[/img]
Some say that his earwax tastes of turkish delight, and that if you take off his helmet, then underneath will be another helmet.
[QUOTE=Pachengo;25915367]who is stig :raise:[/QUOTE] Fucking awesome drifter.
[QUOTE=Pachengo;25915367]who is stig :raise:[/QUOTE] Fucking awesome drifter. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] Server error did this ^
[QUOTE=Pachengo;25915367]who is stig :raise:[/QUOTE] :O watch top gear thats what
Some say that he's Wi-fi compatible, and that he can be mixed in with tomato soup. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Some say he ate the other half of richard hammond, all we know is, he's called the stig.
Some say he has AIDS and has exceptional driving skills, all we know is, he's The Stig's African Cousin.
The stig jokes are like a more awesome variation on the chuck norris ones. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=iSnubWaitWhat;25914985]Some say that this thread is bad, I agree.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pachengo;25915367]who is stig :raise:[/QUOTE] But all we know, these guys are faggots.
some say he dreams of beating rubens barrichello all we know is, he's called the stig
Some say the Stig is the english Chuck Norris. I Agree.
It has been told in the Book of Mordecai that The Stig was sent here by our Lord God to do his work as the Second Son of the Holy Father. Some say still in the scientific community that The Stig was the genetic Adam, spawning the human race in Africa with nothing more than a Coke bottle and his spit. Yet others say The Stig is really the material of the universe, a wanderer between dimensions- able to defy time and space-- forging anything and all to his will. And a few say he has a burning hatred for the Dutch.
Some say he can reproduce 6 trillion instances of himself in the time it takes the Nissan GT-R to start up, and send them to the farm in 5 seconds.
Some say The Stig is Totheark :v:
Some say two of them were fired because they had revealed their identity, they were right.
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