• Special Abilities
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Snipping because I'm not a retard anymore
I am able to post in stupid threads and laugh at them at the same time. I think that's pretty special.
[url]http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=597398[/url] Happy Birthday.
I can detect beavers from up to 30 miles away. Inhereted canadian trait.
I can never seem to get so drunk that I pass out of fall all over the place, no matter how much I drink... Now that's special!
I can have my cake [b]AND[/b] eat it!
I have a ringing noise in the back of my mind 24/7.
I've never had a headache.
I can put my legs behind my head and walk around on my ass cheeks.
I can put my ass behind my head and walk around on my legs.
I can touch my nose with my tongue
I can make a pen disappear.
I can make my hair grow. It takes a very, very long time though.
[QUOTE=Acolyt3]I can make a pen disappear.[/QUOTE] I can summon a ring around your eye.
[QUOTE=Joshua-029]This is More Serious than Most Threads I Hope. You post any special abilites you have, that most people don't have. 1. I has a third eye. I can interact with Paranormal Things. 2. I can control fire and water.(barely) Such as: if you start a fire, I'm able to slowly make it move side to side and Up and down. With Water, I'm Able to Make it Stream Sideways. Now go post yours. I'm Bored.[/QUOTE] I can detect young children who think they have powers because they watch too much anime. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=James*]I can touch my nose with my tongue[/QUOTE] Same here.
i can roll my tounge like a tube.
[QUOTE=ArcNova]I can detect young children who think they have powers because they watch too much anime. [b]Edit:[/b] Same here.[/QUOTE] I Waste my life playing Gmod Thank you very much.
I can bleed nasally at will.
I never get a hangover. Trust me, I even had one of those vomiting-a-lot-and-not-remembering-anything-the-next-morning kinda nights and no hangover at all.
I can force myself to see stuff that isn't really there. I can also control most of my bodily functions by acting like I'm a robot. It comes in handy when I'm trying to wake up. ACTIVATE PRIMARY GENERATOR.
I havetheabilityto compete in competitive bass fucking?
I can insert my penis into my rectum
I can type like I don't have brain damage.
[QUOTE=Mr Bob]I can type like I don't have brain damage.[/QUOTE] KILL THE MUTANT!
I can never get sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.Yes,it's a real word.
[QUOTE=Clover]I never get a hangover. Trust me, I even had one of those vomiting-a-lot-and-not-remembering-anything-the-next-morning kinda nights and no hangover at all.[/QUOTE] No fair. :uhoh:
I can travel exactly 1 second forward in time, but only once every second.
I can detect retarded children who think they have special powers.
I can turn completely invisible, but only when no one's looking.
I can also have nightmares at will and freak out of it.
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