• The Literature Thread
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From books, to poetry, to last wills, discuss it here. There's not a thread like this on facebook, so why don't we start one? There was a Books thread, but that one has died down and this is more broad. Why don't we start this off with some Edgar Allen Poe? Here's a nice audio reading of one of my favorites, the Raven. [video=youtube;UNjrf1RKIvM;[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjrf1RKIvM[/url][/video]
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This thread reminds me of school. Fuck this thread. [editline]31st October 2011[/editline] Fun Fact: "Literature" is a word invented by Satan.
[QUOTE=CHRHN;33060862]This thread reminds me of school. Fuck this thread. [editline]31st October 2011[/editline] Fun Fact: "Literature" is a word invented by Satan.[/QUOTE] Not true, A good 2% of books are worth reading, This comes from someone had a record of 200 books a year.
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33060908]Not true, A good 2% of books are worth reading, This comes from someone had a record of 200 books a year.[/QUOTE] Which ones?
There's already a book thread.
[QUOTE=Dogchow33;33062830]Which ones?[/QUOTE] Books by [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_K_Dick]this guy.[/url]
hey i'm 14 and i just read the raven am i clever now?
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;33063331]hey i'm 14 and i just read the raven am i clever now?[/QUOTE] hey i'm 17 and i happen to fucking like edgar allen poe am i clever now?
[QUOTE=Dogchow33;33065078]hey i'm 17 and i happen to fucking like edgar allen poe am i clever now?[/QUOTE] No, not really. Don't we already have a books thread anyway?
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;33065278]No, not really. Don't we already have a books thread anyway?[/QUOTE] Yes, but I think it's a few pages back, and Literature is a broader subject than just books alone, so I went ahead and made this.
Delving back into "A Yank in King Arthur's Court" for the first time in awhile. Can't wait!
I read House of Leaves recently. Goddamn. That was seriously one of the best books I have ever read.
are dragon porn stories considered as literature
So I'm reading Slaughterhouse 5, and Weary has "the first dirty picture ever", of a Shetland pony fucking this chick. Is this real? If so, source? I tried goggling, but I didn't find much.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;33081990]are dragon porn stories considered as literature[/QUOTE] That they are. Post em up.
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;33065278]No, not really. Don't we already have a books thread anyway?[/QUOTE] oh hey we read watched about him today and read one of this stories so edgy
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[QUOTE=Mac2468;33091447]That they are. Post em up.[/QUOTE] The Watkins Family Anthology [b]1961, Washington D.C[/b] “Welcome back to WOTS, your favourite source for all your musical needs in this great region of DC. This is Tom Tellington, it is now 3:45 and as everybody who isn’t living under a rock should know by now, this is a day to be remembered. After 3 years debating in the Supreme Court, President Kennedy finally sealed the deal on the argument this after noon. Let’s play his speech once more as it is a speech that we should know by heart.” “My fellow Americans. As we all know footage was leaked from the Korean War showing unusual soldiers fighting for the US Army. These photos were not altered in any way and the US government wishes to beg your pardon for hiding this for all these years. In 1347 began the Great War against the dragons. As you can guess, we humans won that war and used these majestic creatures as slaves. But this time is over. From this day forward dragons are now equal to humans and can rehabilitate society.” That speech. That god damn speech. I can’t remember for how long I cried. Tears of joy. I was with Gretta and the gang at the time. We were in the military compound minding our own business, waiting for the next big war where we would be sent again as cannon fodder. We never watched television in the compound but this day, this one day, we decided to check the news. Like some sort of sixth sense foretold us what was coming. All of us, sitting there, compacted in the small compound that had the scent of a rotten fish that had been lying down for a year, looking at the small television set. Nobody ever told us about the shit going down at the Supreme Court. Nobody told us about the pictures taken in Korea. We were kept dumb and we were trained for combat, that’s it. But that day. That speech. I remember it like it was yesterday. April 13, 1961. It was a Thursday. We couldn’t believe it. We were now free, regular members of society. Sure it might be rough at first but we couldn’t help but think about our child. Gretta was pregnant, she had been for 10 months and she was due soon. Our offspring was going to be the first dragon born free since the 14th century. A month later our child was born. It was a male. A strong male filled with life and hope. Gretta and I agreed on naming him Robert. Robert Watkins: everybody’s going to know that god damn name for at least a hundred years. Let’s just hope the future generations of dragons won’t forget the pain me, Gretta, Johnson, Winchester along with everyone else from the compound and their ancestors had to endure. [b]1979, North Carolina[/b] It’s my 18th birthday in a week. 18 years of being bullied in school by humans for being different. Thing is we’re trying to give dragons a good name. We’re trying to be pacific. I could smash the skulls of every single person who ever said I was an uncivilised beast, every single person who said I was a freak, every person who made me sit in the back of the bus. I remember hearing my mom cry when I once got home with bruises all over my body. I remember the exact same words she used. “Jeremy, we can’t let him suffer like this. We can’t let him end up like us” she said, to which my father replied “I know Gretta… But do you know how much bad publicity it would make if a dragon beat up his classmates? In theory we’re equal but we both know that means jackshit in the real world”. That’s when I saw my dad for the last time. A great man that Jeremy Watkins was. He sacrificed his freedom and his life to get back at those who hurt me. First dragon born free my ass. June 1979, Prom night’s around the corner, still no prom date for me. Who would want to go out with a fat piece of shit like me? We’re 2 dragons in the whole school, both males, so why would any human lady ask out some weird ass dragon out for prom. I’ve never seen a female dragon in my age group and I’m not going to see one in this shithole of a town we live in. I wish my mom could come with be but she knows just as much as me that it’s a bad idea. She doesn’t want to see me get picked on for being what I am. Different. An outcast. A freak of nature destined to be forever by himself. I though about suicide multiple times but I know that my dad would hate to see me, Robert Watkins, a role model for our species, end himself over some childish thing such as being bullied. I guess I’ll just go there alone, get a tuxedo and talk to those who I hated for the last time in my life. Prom night was fabulous. I checked countless times to see if I was dreaming. It was about 10pm and this girl from a rival High School came up to me. “Wow I didn’t know there were dragons in this high school” she told me. “Hi my name’s Sarah. Sarah Madden. Wanna dance?” It felt like she was ordering me around. I basically stood up without knowing and got on the dance floor with her. I couldn’t feel anything at all. I remember Randy saying “Dude that’s sick. Normal people shouldn’t be dating those… things” and I naturally said “Randy I’m sick and tired of your shit. I recommend you fuck off if you don’t want me to stick your head up your dad’s ass”. First time in 18 years I actually stood up to someone. Nobody attacked me. They were shocked. I didn’t care; I was having the time of my life. I’ll never forget that night. [b]1988, Massachusetts[/b] After my mother died in 86 we moved away to Massachusetts. Even though Sarah was not in very good terms with my mother, she stayed with me and supported our family until my mother’s last breath was puffed out of her old and dry nostrils. Sarah and I wanted to get married for a while but even though people are more liberal in the northeast, marriage between different species is still not allowed. At least we can adopt, which is what we’re planning to do next month. After countless nights arguing we decided to adopt a human girl and a male dragon. I remember telling her that raising a dragon is something she will need to get used to and that having 2 kids of different species is not going to be accepted in society. She simply shrugged and said “If I cared in the slightest about what society thought of me, I wouldn’t have been dating a dragon for 9 years now would I?” We had some great times together, like the first time we tried to have sex. Oh boy was that a crazy night. We were in a Motel just north of Raleigh and the man in the room next to us got tired of us accidentally hitting the walls so he waltzed right in on me getting a blowjob from Sarah. The look on his face as he saw a 20 year old human girl sucking my dragon genitals was just priceless. He said “Room service, I’ll come back later” and left. We watched him pack his things and leave the motel through the window and we laughed for a good 30 minutes. I think we just ended up making out for the rest of the night while reruns of Wheel of Fortune were playing. 2 weeks later the papers were signed and we were finally parents. Sarah and I couldn’t believe it. The house would be full of life and we’d have something to do apart from staying home, being social outcasts and everything. We decided to name our son Jeremy, just like my father. For our daughter, we couldn’t quite decide on the name so we just went with the name she had received at birth, Jennifer. There are going to be a couple of rough nights at first, with 2 babies and everything. The problem will be when it comes to raising a child of another species. I’m afraid that Jennifer will be scared of me at first but the worse part would be if Jeremy ever attacked Sarah. Baby dragons tend to be really aggressive towards strangers and even though Sarah is his adoptive mom, he does not know and he can’t acknowledge that for a while. I know that my dad would be disappointed if he knew that I was not only dating a human, but I was also parenting one. But knowing his love for freedom, he would probably be on my side. [b]1994, Massachusetts[/b] Sarah broke up with me 2 years ago. She moved away but our kids are going to elementary school together. It made it easier for us to manage who would be taking care of who as we decided that Jennifer would live with me and Jeremy would live with her. They’re attending the same school so it’s not as bad as if we just totally separated them. I say this because tonight is my first PTA meeting. I don’t know if they are aware that I’m Jennifer’s dad and I hope the teacher isn’t a bigot who will make her fail simply for being different. Just like it used to be for me until I reached university. I just hope for the best for Jennifer and Jeremy in their life. Meeting just started and no sign of Sarah anywhere. I was hoping we could talk. I did notice something really strange though: There’s a female dragon and I clearly recall Jeremy telling me he’s the only dragon in 1st grade. I approached her and tried to start a conversation. “Not interested” is what she said after I tried introducing myself. I then told her I just wanted to talk about how it feels to raise a child of a different species. We talked for about 30 minutes and I can’t remember what happened but I do recall getting dragged into a room. She removed her clothes and I told her it was the first time I’ve ever had sex with a dragon. “A virgin uh, I’m going to make this a night you won’t forget”. I was a bit clumsy at first and I think what I was doing was painful for her, but I soon got the hang of it. I was purring really loudly while she was making strange but familiar high-pitched noises. At one point I asked her why she was not purring like I was, just to be sure she enjoyed it. She turned around and said “What do you mean” and as she finished her sentence, I tore her genitals apart. “Oh man I am so sorry oh god we need to call an ambulance does it hurt oh my god I am bad at this” I said, panicked. She just laughed. Her laugh was sending chills down my spine and the feeling only got worse when her mouth stopped moving. She then proceeded to rip parts of her own skin apart, laughing louder and louder in the process. “Robert? Was that you?” Was I hallucinating? I swear I just heard Sarah talk to me. That’s when she popped out of the Dragon’s skin. My ex had been wearing this costume, hoping to attract some male dragons. She was weird like that and her hatred for men only amplified her weirdness. I asked her how she did not recognize me earlier. She simply said “I couldn’t see shit in this costume I could only see the outline of a dragon’s body and since dragons are rare in this area, I’m not too picky.” I think we both knew deep down in our hearts that we were made to be together after all. Also I asked her to fix the dragon costume, just in case. [b]2004, Massachusetts[/b] Freshman year started, like oh my god. Something like, really not cool happened to me this morning. Every day I wake up and I go to the bathroom, take a quick shower, do my hair and everything but this morning, I was all tired so I just walked to the bathroom with my eyes closed. But I like opened the door and Jeremy was coming out of the shower, naked. I mean that’s not really that weird but I had to walk in on his morning wood. I know that like, since we’re brother and sister it’s not that big of a deal but since we’re adopted and he’s a dragon and all it felt like… I couldn’t stop staring. I swear I just stood there, looking at his erect cock for like 15 seconds before I came back to my senses and got out of the bathroom and told Jeremy I was sorry. He didn’t even mention it all day long so I guess he was tired too and forgot about it. If he ever talks to me about it I’ll be like really ashamed and like wow. So anyway me and Sally (We just call her Peanut) were hanging around before the first class in the afternoon and I don’t know why but I told her that story. She looked at me for a while and just asked “So how was it” and I didn’t really know what she meant so I was all “How was what” and so she said “Well, his dick, how big was it” and I don’t know why I said that but I just looked at her and said “Well duh, he’s a dragon” and that’s when the bell rang and I could stop talking about my brother’s dick. [b]2004, Massachusetts[/b] Freshman year started. I’m really glad I don’t have to move away to keep playing football. I’m the new quarterback for the Quincy High Knockouts and even though I’m one of the most popular guys around, I feel there’s something strange about it. I know my dad is really happy about that since he was being bullied in high school but it feels kind of like my popularity is forced. Something peculiar occurred this morning. I got home a bit late last night and I was tired so I decided to take my shower this morning. I got up earlier so I wouldn’t have to wait 40 minutes for Jennifer to get ready and hit the shower. I got out and forgot all about my morning wood and just as I was going to grab a towel Jennifer walked in. I swear she was just staring at my dong for a minute. We were both just standing there, not moving a muscle. It was the most awkward moment that ever happened to me and it felt like an hour. After that it’s like I blacked out for the whole day and all I can remember is all these cute girls looking at me with a kinky look on their faces. Even the seniors were doing it. I think Jennifer had something to do with it. I’ll have to ask her. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] I’m starting to wonder how my dad managed to get bullied because he’s a dragon. My sister really helped me getting popular by being one of the most popular girls herself, but I know she did something else. She never told me what she did but I have that strange feeling that she did something else. The only problem I have right now is that I can’t seem to find true love. I swear I banged every cute high school girl in a radius of 25 miles. But it’s just sex. Sweet and hot, but it’s just meaningless sex. Surprisingly only the human girls are after me. It seems that the couple of female dragons in my school are not interested by me in the slightest. They probably think I’m some sort of dumb jock who doesn’t give a damn about people’s feelings. I don’t blame them; I mean that’s basically the image I’m projecting to everyone else. I just wish there was a way I could talk to them without it affecting my reputation. My computer is broken right now so I had to use Jennifer’s to do some homework. After I was done with it I saved it but came upon a folder named Jeremy. I was really curious and opened it only to be shocked. My sister had 13 gigs of what are essentially sex tapes. Sex tapes involving me. I checked one of them at random. I could see myself from a third person point of view making sweet love to Stacey Hunt. It was pretty nice but I needed to focus on something: the location of that darn camera. That’s when I noticed a bar on the top of the screen and realized that it was hidden inside the vent. Now was the time to take a small paper, write something clever on it, place it in front of the camera and then find someone to bang for tonight and make it clear to Jennifer that we’re going to fuck. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] It’s 10pm, mom and dad are in bed and Jeremy’s watching TV in his room. I’m all set. I quickly put a blanket over my head and put my laptop next to me. C:/Documents and settings/Jennifer’s PC/School Files/Jeremy. Since I don’t have any new stuff to work with tonight, I guess I’ll take the video with Hannah. It begins with Jeremy slowly eating her out. She obviously likes that since she’s blushing and moaning quietly. After a while my brother’s delightful shaft is fully erect and she knows it. She proceeds to take his pants off and then starts licking his balls. By now every girl he’s been with for at least a night knows he just loves it when they lick his balls. Hannah’s used to this so she puts his cock gently in her mouth and starts sucking. Small clouds of smoke are coming out of Jeremy’s nostrils and his eyes are closed even though she is only sucking 1/3 of his massive penis. After 3 minutes they both know it’s been enough and that’s when Hannah takes her top off. This is my favourite part right there: Jeremy slowly inserting his gigantic dong until he is balls deep. Hannah’s vagina is stretched just like if she had been giving birth. And then he starts moving back and forth. Both partners are sweating profusely and enjoying every second of it. After 6 minutes of thrusting his penis into Hannah, he then asks her to turn around. That’s when he goes wild and triples the speed at which he is humping her. And then he closes his eyes, stops breathing for about 15 seconds after which he blows his load all over her face. Her hair is messed up but she loves every second of it (dragon sperm tastes like Mountain Dew). Jeremy then opens his mouth and a big cloud of smoke comes out. I never figured out why he does that and I’m already too ashamed of masturbating to videos of him that I’m secretly filming to actually go and ask him directly. Tonight Jessica is coming over. Haven’t seen her in a while. So I set up the camera remotely to record the scene. When he’s done, which is normally at about 11pm, I’ll cut out the useless stuff and then masturbate. Right now I can hear him doing it. I’m jealous. Why did he have to be my brother? I know he’s not the only dragon in Quincy but all the other males are pathetic losers. I don’t want everybody to know I slept with some random nerd because he’s a dragon. I think I know why mom never really dated a human guy. And to think this all happened when I was hypnotised by the sight of my brother’s penis 2 years ago. I can smell the smoke coming out of the vent: he just came. I stop the recording and open up Sony Vegas. Oh god. What is that? Why is there a paper saying “You should be ashamed” instead of the video? Oh shit, Jeremy must’ve found out. Let’s hope he’s not going to tell anyone because if he does my life is DONE. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] I am still unsure as to what I should exactly do regarding my Jennifer’s alarmingly big collection of voyeuristic sex tapes. At least now she knows I am aware of it because this morning when I gave her a lift to school in my 1993 Saturn SL2 she didn’t say a word. Her face was bright red and she didn’t reply to any of my questions. Tonight I’ll just ask her what’s the deal and we’ll have a serious conversation. It might be awkward but we have to talk. But now I’m a bit tired. We had football practice this afternoon because next weekend is the big game between Quincy High and our eternal rivals, the Brockton High Wolves. I think I’ll just take a nap [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] The ride to school this morning was just awful. He acted like he wasn’t aware of anything and it only made it worse. I can’t have him tell anyone about this. He’s going to tell everyone in school. Oh god my life is finished. Let’s just hope he didn’t spill the beans because I have something planned for him. Oh boy he’s going to regret it if he ever says anything about it. Jeremy’s asleep right now. I learned from these videos that once he is asleep he is impossible to wake up. Now that I got some rope and that he’s tied to his bed I’ll just carefully strip him off of his pyjamas and there we go. Now I’ll just wake him up with some water and then improvise. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] Jeremy woke up, unsure of why he is tied to his bed and naked. Suddenly, a voice could be heard from the other side of the room. It was Jennifer, his sister, sitting on his computer chair. - Hi, brother - Jenni, what the hell are you doing - Shut UP. I’M THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW. Okay, so as you found out earlier, I have some… compromising stuff on my computer. - You mean the folder named jer… - I SAID SHUT UP. I know things about you too. All these videos contain some compromising stuff about you. You wouldn’t want that information to be told to anyone now would you? - Can I answer that question? - Please do. - I have no idea what kind of information you’re talking about. - How about Donna. You were pretty drunk that night. You wanted to try… something new. She left after 5 minutes because her anus was bleeding. - Holy shit Jennifer what is wrong with you - SHUT UP Jennifer slapped Jeremy across the face. He didn’t believe it. Her sister seemed so naïve, so peaceful. And she just hit him. - Now I know that this information about you isn’t as bad as the one you have on me - Jen. For the love of god. I was going to talk to you about it. I never wanted to tell anyone. - Oh please. I haven’t been under a rock for the past 10 years, Jeremy. - Just let me go and I’ll never tell anyone. - Oh I know you won’t. Because if you did I could tell everyone about that night you raped me. When you raped your own sister. - What ? Jennifer removed her clothes slowly, in some kind of demonic way, like something was possessing her body and abusing it. - I’m going to enjoy this. I’ve dreamed about this for a long tiiiime. - But YOU’RE the one raping me! - And who do you think they’ll believe. The innocent High school human girl or the 9 feet tall dragon? Jennifer rubbed even harder. As much as he tried to resist, Jeremy finally gave in after 5 minutes. His sister was doing this sick and twisted evil laugh as she was licking his testicles. He knew he could only stand there and take it and that if he even tried to hit her, he wouldn’t be able to get away with it. She stopped licking his genitalia and climbed on top of her brother’s belly. “Oh boy, here I go” she screamed before inserting Jeremy’s penis slowly into her cunt. She was thrusting her hips up and down for 6 minutes straight when she noticed Jeremy’s facial expression: He was about to blow his load. She then got the moist shaft out of her vagina and was now lying down on the dragon’s belly. She was now jacking him off with both hands while her legs were spread, leaving both her orifices inches away from Jeremy’s head. That’s when he realized he had to do something. He could not just stay there and do nothing about it. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] That’s when it hit me. I would gently jam my tongue inside her anus. I knew it was a horrible thing to do to my own sister, but she was raping me so it didn’t matter. She was surprised and turned around. “You’re a naughty one aren’t you” she said before I asked her to come closer. I told her that since we are adopted made it OK for us to do this. I told her I’ve craved for this moment all my life, even though I knew they were blatant lies. She then got closer to me, ready to kiss me passionately. That’s when I headbutted her, knocking her out of consciousness. I then had plenty of time to get rid of these ropes. Thankfully I had reset the camera because I wanted to study my sleeping cycles for psychology. I then took the video proof to the police station. As much as it hurts me to tell on my own sister, I could never live in the same place as she did after this night. [b]2006, Massachusetts[/b] We found out our house had been contaminated with a rare specimen of Siminus Bollonis, a mushroom that shoots toxic spores. It’s not mortal but it will affect your brain if you’re exposed to it over a long period of time. The spore does not affect dragons and my mom was already taking some medicine for her pollen allergies and they were cancelling out the effect of the spores. The only person who was affected is Jennifer. 6 years of exposure is what made her do what she did to me last month. Our home was cleansed of all the mushrooms 2 weeks ago but my sister had to be treated in order for the effects to reverse. “Jeremy… if you knew how sorry I am” she told me once mom and dad got to bed tonight. I told her she had no reasons to be sorry since it was not her fault. She then said to me “There was a part of it that was true though. I do love you, I’ve always loved you. But that’s because you’re my brother. It is not sexual in any way.” And then she pointed out that the camera was still there. She the started crying. I held her in my arms, crying too. I told her I loved her too and that I will always take care of her, whatever happens. [b]2006, Massachusets[/b] I just got out of the hospital. I had to stay there for 3 weeks to get rid of the effects of the mushroom. I can’t believe it worked. Planting these mushrooms in the vents was the best idea I ever had. Now everybody thinks of me as the victim. Now I’m not dumb, I’m not going to go ahead and rape my brother again because that would destroy all the efforts I have made. But there’s no way in hell I am deleting my collection of videos. I hid the camera in a better place this time. I now have the perfect camera angle for the next time he bangs some worthless bitch. Hidden folders are such a great invention. Anyways I faked being sorry when Jeremy entered my room tonight. I can’t believe I managed to cry. He’s so naïve yet so sexy. I think tonight I’ll watch the video with Donna. I simply love that one because he was drunk and ate her clothes. Jeremy is so hot when he’s drunk. I know the first part by heart: He takes Donna’s fist and then jams it up his butthole while she is sucking his dick. It’s just so arousing. I wish I could sneak up on him and just put my whole head inside his ass. Oh boy that would feel so good. Then he just takes Donna and starts ramming his dick inside her. He’s not gentle at all; he’s just pounding her ass as hard as he can. That’s when she turns around and tells him to “Do something different”. Since he’s drunk, he misinterprets and jams his dick inside her butthole. It’s so tight and he’s enjoying it so hard he did not even notice her bleeding. The blood’s just acting as lube. She doesn’t want to wake everybody in the house so she’s saying “STOP, STOP” so quietly. Oh man I love that video; I always climax at the same time as my brother. Sometimes it feels like we were biological siblings. [b]2007, Massachusetts[/b] I can’t believe we lost the championship. 30 seconds to go, we’re leading by 3, I throw a pass that is intercepted. What was I thinking? What is wrong with me? There is this tradition between our two schools. The losing team’s quarterback has to go to the prom with the most unpopular girl and kiss her on the dance floor. The girl is normally not aware as I am not told who she is. She simply gets an invitation and then I meet her at the prom. I know there’s no way out of this but I don’t want to hurt the girl. She’s just coming in, expecting to date a quarterback, only to get dumped by the end of the night. On one hand I don’t want to hurt her feelings but on the other hand I don’t want to date a loser from Brockton High. I guess I’ll improvise [b]Prom Night 2007, Massachusetts[/b] I’m sitting at a table with mom, waiting for her to arrive. My heart is pounding. “You know, I met your father at the prom of 1979. Maybe you’ll be lucky too” she said. That’s when I saw her entering. She had to wear a green flower for me to recognize her. She was nothing like any girl I’ve ever met before. She was wearing a long red dress. She must’ve been 10 feet tall. She came up to me and said “Hi, I’m Jade Chimera. I know about the tradition. Let’s just get this over with so I can get my dad. I told him to stay in the car while I was getting ridiculed by some dumbasses from Quincy High.” I just stood there and looked at her. She had some thick rimmed glasses and she was wearing a thin purple scarf. My mom looked at me and said “What is this she’s saying about being ridiculed. Jeremy, you should be ashamed.” I think I just stood there for 2 minutes, staring at her, without saying a word. I looked her in the eyes and said “Listen, Jade, I agree with you on every point. This tradition is stupid. I just want you to know that I am not some dumb jock. I think you’re a won…” before she interrupted me. “Shut up and just get your butt on the dance floor, I don’t want to spend any more time here talking with your stupid face” I told her to get her dad quickly and I told her I was going to wait on the dance floor. She got her dad and made him sit with my mom. I don’t know what they talked about but I know that his stupefaction must’ve been when she told him she’s my mother. “What are you doing stop staring and get to the point for gods sake” she shouted at my face. I simply replied with “Yes ma’am” and kissed her. I don’t know for how long we kissed. It felt like an eternity. I basically blacked out for the rest of the night. I do remember telling her it was a truly magical moment. She just said “Shut up you wuss” and kissed me again. [b]2015, Washington D.C[/b] We just finished unpacking the last god damn box. Well actually, Jeremy Did. Big Tough Superstar High School Quarterback being bossed around by a girl. He got invited to some pretty big university to become their quarterback but he did the big mistake of asking me first. I didn’t really mind but since he asked me I just told him I would hate it if he became some big dumb NFL star that’s too busy playing his dumb sport while I’m taking care of the kids. I know we don’t have kids yet but Jeremy and I are working on it. Actually I’m working on it. I don’t even know if Jeremy wants kids but I sure as hell know I want a kid. Anyway, DC’s great so far. Jeremy’s working in a small law firm in south DC while I’m teaching Programming at George Washington University. I can’t wait until we’re able to fill this house with a kid. Woohoo! I’m finally pregnant. I want to keep the surprise to the very last moment so I asked the doctor to keep everything secret. Jeremy wants to know but if he really did he’d grow a god damn pair. [b]2016, Washington D.C[/b] After 2 hours of intense suffering I couldn’t believe it. I’ve just given birth to twins. As much as it pains me to do it, I have to give one of them to adoption. It’s just so hard to give up one of your child. That’s why I asked Jeremy to do it. He hasn’t made any decisions in the 8 years we’ve been together; I think it’s about time he does something. I do feel awful for asking him to make this decision but I still feel like he’s making a decision based on my. We decided to keep the first one that came out. His name is going to be Daniel. Dan Chimera. I also figured out that since I have the balls in this couple, our son might as well get my last name. Watkins sounds like an old person’s last name too. I think I’ll ask him to become Jeremy Chimera. He’d probably do it. [b]2028, Washington D.C[/b] School year finally started. New kids, new parents to meet. I remember when I started elementary school in 1977. All the other kids picked on me for being a dragon. I don’t think I would’ve made it to college if it wasn’t for Derek. Derek was a strange guy. He was a normal kid, but he never hung out with the other normal kids. I’ll never forget that first day of school. [b]1977, Washington D.C[/b] There’s a kid walking up to me. He’ll probably tell me I’m a freak and that I should be living in a cave, eating pigs while fighting off knights with magic swords. He sat next to me and said “Hi I’m Derek. Derek Rogers”. I looked at him and said “I’m Simon. Simon Overbeck. What do you want?” he just stared at me and said “I think you’re cool. I don’t give a damn what people think. Wanna come over to my house tonight I got nice tonka trucks.” I wasn’t sure what to expect so I just said yes. Derek’s house was a 5 minute walk from my house. When I got there he was in the backyard playing with tonka trucks. Tonka trucks are cool because it makes me feel like I’m building big things even though they are made out of sand from Derek’s sandbox. I had the truck with the big shovel once I found it in the park in the sandbox I made a big fort and I called it fort shovel because I didn’t have any flags so I used a shovel as my flag. One day I was at the park and a kid comes up to me and says “that’s MY tonka truck you stole it”. It was indeed his truck, his name was written on it, so I gave it back to him but then his mom came and said “BILLY don’t touch that. That dragon got germs all over it. I’ll buy you a new one” and then I threw the truck away. I cried for 2 hours. Anyway Derek and I were building a volcano when his mom shouted “Hey Derek how about you introduce me to your friend. I have so cookies for you two”. We both rushed inside. Her mom turned around and looked at me. She was just staring and I could see by the look on her face that she did not want her son to play with a dragon. Derek noticed it too so we went back outside. [b]1988, Washington D.C[/b] It’s been 11 years since I’ve met Derek. If only his parents knew that we would end up dating they would’ve kicked me out of their house when I first entered. It all happened so fast. We were in my parent’s basement, watching Ghostbusters on his brand new Betamax cassette player. When Venkman got covered in ectoplasm. That’s when I heard Derek whispering “Lucky bastard…” So I looked at him and he told me he was homosexual. There was a short awkward moment before I kissed him. Our tongues were twisting intensely as we shared this passionate moment. It was the best moment in my life and it was brutally interrupted when my mom entered the room. “Ha. I knew it. I just knew it” she said before leaving us alone. My penis was rock hard now but I wasn’t sure if it was such a good idea to do something with Derek so soon. But I think Derek knew. He had a sixth sense for this kind of stuff. He then unbuttoned my pants and his eyes were illuminated. He started by just sniffing my shaft for about 2 minutes before he started giving me a handjob. I think he beat my meat for about 10 minutes until I couldn’t take it and came all over his smooth round face. He looked at me, covered in semen, and said “I ain’t afraid of no ghost” [b]2028, Washington D.C [/b] I just remembered what made me bring up all those memories of me and Derek. There’s this one kid in my class. Daniel Chimera. He reminds me very much of myself when I was in high school. I think I’ll just have a quick talk with him after class. I think talking would help him out of his confusion. [b]2028, Washington D.C[/b] First week of middle school and somehow I’m already in trouble. Well at least that’s what I think is happening. For no god damn reason, Mr. Overbeck told me to see him after class. I hope I don’t go to detention. Detention sucks. I just entered Mr. Overbeck’s office. He told to me to have a seat and to relax. I asked him to explain why he brought me here. He simply said “Oh, you’re not in any trouble. I just wanted to have a serious discussion with you. You see, you remind me of myself at your age”. I had no idea what was going on so I let him talk. “The way you act, the way you talk. It’s like I’m looking at myself through some sort of mirror. Now I have a question for you. Please don’t be angry.” I asked him to go on and he simply said “Would you happen to be homosexual?” I had no idea what to say. I just stood there, with a clueless look on my face. He said “Don’t worry you can tell me. I’m gay myself. You know Mr. Rogers, the principal?” I told him I’ve seen him and he told me Derek Rogers was his boyfriend. I pointed out the fact Mr. Rogers is a human and he told me “Listen. When you love someone it doesn’t matter if he’s a dragon or a human. As long as the feeling is mutual. I then told him I still wasn’t sure about my orientation. It was true but it was also a way to get out of there. That’s when he told me that if I ever had questions about anything, I could talk to him about it. He also asked me to never tell about this conversation to anyone because “A 67 year old dragon asking one of his students if he’s gay isn’t exactly something society likes.” Even if he creeped me out a bit, Simon Overbeck was a great man. [b]2037, Washington D.C[/b] I was waiting for some friends at Fishy’s Pub, sitting in the corner, drinking a Budweiser. I don’t know why but every time we do something like that, I come early. Aunt Jennifer’s going to give me a ride once I call her so I can get fucking wasted tonight. I think I had been waiting for 45 minutes now and already drank 3 beers when I heard my buddies walk in. “Hey Dan’s here! Whattup homie” said Jeffrey in the distance. I turned around to say hi but noticed he wasn’t talking to me. Actually, he was talking to me; at least he thought he was. There was a dragon sitting at the opposite corner of the bar that looked exactly like me. I took my beer and walked over there to say hi to everyone. “Woah man, I didn’t even drink and I’m already seeing double. Holy shit” said Jeffrey before Jane, his girlfriend, hit him behind the head. “Hello… I’m trying to enjoy a drink here”. I looked at him and said “Hi. I’m Dan Chimera. Haven’t seen your face around here. What’s your name?” and winked. It was the worst way to flirt but it seemed to work. “George. George Consueco”. I told him to come and stay with us for a while since he seemed to be alone. He replied with “Yeah sure I guess I’ll join you guys” and then Jeffrey shouted “And Dan is gaying up the place again. You two should get a room instead”. Jane hit the back of his head again for it but I then added “I can’t say I’m not fond of the idea”. I wasn’t really subtle but there’s no way I’m letting that one pass. I think it was 2am when I called Aunt Jennifer. By then George had his arm around me and kept kissing my neck. I liked it but I really wished he would wait that we were outside to do it. “Hey Aunt Jenni. Could you come and pick me up. Also this feels kind of weird but… I have a… friend… with me and the dorms are pretty small if you know what I mean”. She said I could sleep at her place. We’d have the whole basement to ourselves. She arrived at 2:30. I had George get in first. She thought he was me and that’s when I greeted her. I laughed for a good 30 minutes. Well the alcohol in me laughed for a good 30 minutes. George was like a god damn magnet on me “Oh man if you knew for how long I’ve been looking for someone like you” he said. The worst part was that he wasn’t even drunk. He kept trying to unbutton my shirt but I didn’t feel comfortable doing that in front of Aunt Jennifer. I told him that he could go wild once we arrived. Aunt Jenni was smiling for the whole ride and I couldn’t figure out just why. We got there at 3am. I zigzagged my way to the door and headed downstairs. I got the lights open and as soon as the door was closed, George pounced on me. He tore my clothes apart and started licking my chest. I grabbed his head and said “Easy there honey. Let me find something that will act as lube” I was about to add something else to that sentence when he jammed his tongue in my mouth. He was being real rough on me but I can’t say I didn’t like it. After a minute or two he stood up and then he showed me his ass. I told him we needed to get some lube if he wanted me to carry on. He simply said “You got your tongue” and jammed my face right into his butt. He was controlling me and I didn’t want to do anything about it. At one point he just threw me on the ground, shoved his dick down my mouth and then started 69’ing. He was really good at this. I could feel every inch of his massive dong rubbing against me and every time he would thrust forward I would squeal. I don’t think anybody ever made me squeal before. He finished off by filling up my asshole and then cleaned it up. He then lied down on his stomach and said “I’m your puppet now. Do what you want to me” I think I just started cleaning up his dick and I think at one point I fell asleep with his dick in my mouth. George sure knew how to please a dragon, that’s for sure. [b]2037, Washington D.C[/b] I woke up at 2pm next to George. We had one hell of a night together. I kissed him on the forehead to wake him up. “Time to wake up my sweet prince” I whispered in his ear. He got up and we made our way upstairs to get some food. Aunt Jennifer was watching TV. When we entered the room she turned around and said “Oh hey, the love birds are up. I swear you two had sex for at least 2 hours. Whoever squealed could’ve had the decency to keep it down. Jeez” I told her I couldn’t resist and that George knew exactly what turned me on. That’s when she said “Of course he does, He’s your twin brother”. We were both shocked. At first we tried denying it but it made sense: We were turned on by the same things and our birthdays were on the same day. That and the fact we look exactly the same. After realizing the truth, we both had one question for Jennifer: “Why the hell didn’t you tell us. We fucked all night long!” she looked at us and started laughing. After a while she articulated these words: “Dan, I raped your father 30 years ago. You’d think I wouldn’t give a single fuck about incest by now”. What the fuck is wrong with her. She raped her own brother and let her nephews have gay sex. On the other hand, it isn’t that wrong. I mean legally, we’re not brothers at all. I was raised by Jade Chimera and Jeremy Watkins while he was raised by Raul and Tina Consueco, 2 mexican humans. I mean we would know about it but in the eyes of society, we’re just 2 homosexual look-alikes. The only difference is color of a tail. It would stay a secret between me, Jennifer and George. I looked him in the eyes and asked if he was thinking what I was thinking. I’m pretty sure he was because he kissed me. I thought of the words Simon Overbeck told me in middle school. ““Listen. When you love someone it doesn’t matter if he’s a dragon or a human. As long as the feeling is mutual.” I guess I could apply this rule to a relationship with your long lost twin brother. Jennifer had to leave for the afternoon so we talked for a while. I learned that he was actually studying in the same field as me. Even though we were separated at birth, we both loved astrophysics for the same reasons. We wanted to be part of history as the first dragons to ever be in space. We studied for a while and then at one point he snuck up on me and started licking my butthole. Part of me still thought it was wrong to do this with my brother but thankfully the pleasure was overcoming that feeling. I love you George. [b]2047, Space Shuttle Pikachu[/b] It’s happening. George and I are going to the space station. We’re breaking the landmark as we will be the first dragons to go to space. The stress is killing me and I have a feeling that it’s the same for George. Countdown started. 2 minutes left. The stress is killing me. 3.2.1. We have liftoff. It’s happening oh man oh god oh man. I knew all the hard work was worth it. We were holding hands for the duration of the trip. Zero-G kicked in. Since there’s still a few more days before we reach the space station, we might as well do something in between. George carefully hacked the communication systems to disable the camera. In the main chamber we’re both floating. “Time to get dirty” said George before removing his astronaut suit. He helped me getting rid of mine. Getting a boner in space is hard, but George is an expert in the field. [b]2047, Cape Canaveral[/b] We just lost video signal to the camera in Space Shuttle Pikachu. Something went wrong thankfully we have a back up camera that should be activated soon. I shouted “Thomas, get that backup camera up right now”. He looked at me and said it was only to be activated in case of an emergency. To activate it without activating the emergency system would take about 3 minutes. Moments later Thomas said: “It’s up. Showing it on the main screen. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK”. Captain Consueco and Captain Chimera were having sex in the shuttle. Everybody who was watching our live feed at the moment saw 2 dragons having homosexual intercourse in a zero-g environment. I grabbed the mic and said “Jesus Christ what the hell are you two doing”. Captain Consueco turned around and said “Damn, they have a backup camera. I’ll just shut that one too. You guys on earth don’t know anything about privacy do you” and then he shut the feed. That’s when we last heard of Space Shuttle Pikachu. [b]2047, Space Shuttle Pikachu[/b] George was panicked “Oh shit I accidentally disabled the stabilizer. Oh shit oh shit we’re heading for a black hole” We tried fixing it but we knew our efforts were worthless. That’s why we agreed on passing the last minute of our lives doing what we liked most. He inserted his enormous shaft in my butt and started humping me. I was squealing. We were nearing the black hole when George tried something crazy : he inserted his dick and balls inside my fully stretched anus. Before everything blacked out, he whispered “Better go out in style” and then filled my orifice with gallons of sperm. [b]Year Unknown, Location Unknown[/b] George and I found out that it was not a black hole; it was actually a wormhole. Our shuttle had a crash landing in some kind of lake on an unknown planet. We swam our way to the shore where we sat down to catch our breath. We decided to explore the forest that was behind us. We walked for 25 minutes without finding any sign of life until we heard a noise in the distance. It sounded like a baby was crying. We decided to investigate only to find that it was indeed a baby. It looked like someone abandoned her in the middle of the forest. We both agreed to keep the baby for while. We walked for 2 more hours before stumbling upon civilization. I spotted some humans but there seemed to be a handful of sentient beings living in there. George looked at me and told me he was going to try and establish contact. He spotted a random person and said “Hello. I am from earth. Do you understand my language?” the guy simply looked at him and said “Get out of my sight you dumbass”. It wasn’t a great success but at least we learned that they were speaking English. Everything happened so fast on that planet. We just got carried away and eventually settled in with Padme, our adopted baby. We also learned a few things along the way. We were currently on Naboo, a planet that seemed to be part of an intergalactic republic. [b]30 years later, Naboo[/b] They grow up so fast. Padme got elected as a queen. It seemed like last week we were still on earth. And to say she was probably going to die in the swamps. Or worse, she might have been raised by gungans. I guess this is how things were supposed to end. Sometimes George and I still wonder where we are and how far is Earth. [b]A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away[/b] Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...
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