• Woman injured after toilet explodes under her
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[quote]A Spanish woman has suffered third degree burns after the toilet she was using exploded beneath her.[/quote] Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/02/16/14/13/spanish-woman-injured-after-toilet-explodes-under-her[/url] Talk about explosive diarrhea. Must of had too many black burritos. It's really a shitty situation.
[img]http://filmsack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lethal-2-toilet-paper.jpg[/img]
poop
"Third Explosive Toilet reported from somewhere in Spain, kindly investigate immediately."
Currently sitting on the crapper, damn article got me paranoid now :tinfoil:
This is why I use the shower for all my needs
i bet she was having a shitty day after that
Would you rather have an explosive toilet or a snake in the toilet scenario?
[QUOTE=BCell;43932508]Would you rather have an explosive toilet or a snake in the toilet scenario?[/QUOTE] Snake, do not underestimate the "Blast it with piss" method.
[QUOTE=BCell;43932508]Would you rather have an explosive toilet or a snake in the toilet scenario?[/QUOTE] piranhas would be much worse than a snake
[QUOTE=Flyingman356;43932558]piranhas would be much worse than a snake[/QUOTE] What about a candiru in the toilet? Zone got me, it's a candiru.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;43932570]What about that parasitic fish that swims up the urine stream?[/QUOTE] Those would be Candiru.
Argh, the second I wiki it I'm ninjad!
I'm surprised everyone hasn't shat up this thread with crap puns already.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43932580]Those would be Candiru.[/QUOTE] My dick is cringing right now.
[quote]A combination of the gas compressing when the woman sat on top of the toilet and a spark from a light inside the bathroom caused the blast.[/quote] what
What an explosive day.
[QUOTE=BCell;43932508]Would you rather have an explosive toilet or a snake in the toilet scenario?[/QUOTE]One time somebody linked me a short comic that involved a guy pissing into a toilet, and a snake jumped out and began to gently suck his penis as it hardened.[QUOTE=Crimor;43932521]Snake, do not underestimate the "Blast it with piss" method.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure this was how it began. MSN Messenger's add requests had the strangest power over me, I'd accept everyone up until that fateful day I saw that. :(
[QUOTE=deggemannen;43932448]This is why I use the shower for all my needs[/QUOTE] I don't even oh wait why the hell... [sp]Watchout for explosing showers[/sp]
[QUOTE=BCell;43932508]Would you rather have an explosive toilet or a snake in the toilet scenario?[/QUOTE] I would rather have the snake so it can eat the shit out of my asshole.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43933784]I would rather have the snake so it can eat the shit out of my asshole.[/QUOTE] is this a fetish of yours
[QUOTE=deggemannen;43932448]This is why I use the shower for all my needs[/QUOTE] You aren't afraid of being up shits creek without a paddle? Or maybe a better choice of words; you aren't afraid of giant bits of turd getting stuck in your drain? More power to your shits
3rd degree burns? Talk about having a hot ass... [editline]16th February 2014[/editline] She's on the hot seat now. [editline]16th February 2014[/editline] I'm sorry.
This thread gets really weird...
blow shit up!
This reminds me of the story when an office chair exploded under some guy sitting on it and it killed him. It was the compressed gas that makes the chair go up and down.
Reminds me of that Lego skit I saw on youtube. [video=youtube;JqA4BoBvs3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqA4BoBvs3w[/video]
[QUOTE=Nerokhan;43934591]Reminds me of that Lego skit I saw on youtube. [video=youtube;JqA4BoBvs3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqA4BoBvs3w[/video][/QUOTE] God, they made a sequel. [video=youtube;ShQ8-zMU7MY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQ8-zMU7MY[/video] Does remind me of the lego-stop-motion stuff I made as a kid, though.
I guess the whole "flash paper toilet paper" idea didn't pan out so well.
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