• Your "Fuck You Mom" moments.
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Well to start I could go with what happened when I started to talk more with Sam (My GF) and my mom could tell I liked her, well one time I decided to ask her number and she didn't know it then asked for mine, well my mom was snooping and found out, after a few days my mom came up to me and said "Still no call huh?" and walked off. I wanted to punch her in the face so fucking hard, a day later I got a text from Sam and after a while of texting she sent me a pic of her (full clothed mind you) but I found this to be perfect to say fuck you mom. So I texted the pic to my mom and added a caption that said "I got her number, now please mind your own business you fucking bitch." and after a while she forgave me and hasn't messed with me since.
Would you want your child calling you a bitch?
If I tried to call my parents something like that, they'd need a spatula to remove what's left of me from the floor.
When she told my college head teacher that I'd been smoking weed :|
[QUOTE=Analtrickery;21420718]When she told my college head teacher that I'd been smoking weed :|[/QUOTE] And? They cant take her word just because she said so.
You sound like a psycho. You are also a terrible son.
[QUOTE=Analtrickery;21420718]When she told my college head teacher that I'd been smoking weed :|[/QUOTE] Your mom's fucking awesome.
"Jarod, we're low on money right now, I told you not to buy that many drinks (wtf only 5 cans of coke), so I can't buy you that game (just cause 2) and the electricity bill is coming in a few months so there will be some computer restrictions, 1 hour per day." I rage and walk off, and I decide to go take a shit, and as I walk past her room, I see about 20 fucking shopping bags of clothes sitting on her bed.
Headbutt that whore
your mother is probably dissappoint
[QUOTE=toastonrye;21420841]You sound like a psycho. You are also a terrible son.[/QUOTE] I sound like a psycho? So because my mom can't mind her fucking business I am the psycho?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21420207]Well to start I could go with what happened when I started to talk more with Sam (My GF) and my mom could tell I liked her, well one time I decided to ask her number and she didn't know it then asked for mine, well my mom was snooping and found out, after a few days my mom came up to me and said "Still no call huh?" and walked off. I wanted to punch her in the face so fucking hard, a day later I got a text from Sam and after a while of texting she sent me a pic of her (full clothed mind you) but I found this to be perfect to say fuck you mom. So I texted the pic to my mom and added a caption that said "I got her number, now please mind your own business you fucking bitch." and after a while she forgave me and hasn't messed with me since.[/QUOTE] You just sound like an ungrateful little kid.
I would like to punch you OP.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21427434]I sound like a psycho? So because my mom can't mind her fucking business I am the psycho?[/QUOTE] No you're a psycho because you don't know how to be respectful to the people who have let you live for the past (i take it 10) years. In fact i don't think you even deserve that girlfriend. I really hope you're trolling.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21427702]Sister was born on my birthday.[/QUOTE] Ouch
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21427702]Sister was born on my birthday.[/QUOTE] It sux to be you
I love my mommie
[QUOTE=kychu24;21427693]No you're a psycho because you don't know how to be respectful to the people who have let you live for the past (i take it 10) years. In fact i don't think you even deserve that girlfriend. I really hope you're trolling.[/QUOTE] If my mom is gonna be a royal bitch then I can tell her to fuck off as much as I want.
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[QUOTE=CourageDog;21427548]You just sound like an ungrateful little kid.[/QUOTE] And you ARE a 13 year old whore. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Hexxeh))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21428688]If my mom is gonna be a royal bitch then I can tell her to fuck off as much as I want.[/QUOTE] You're an asshole, I hope you know that.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;21428704]You're an asshole, I hope you know that.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know.
I haven't got a beef with my mum. I feel bad because I'm not very nice to my parents and make them do alot for me.
Never. Sure, me and my mom has had our arguments, but I always have and always will respect her.
Safe to say this thread backfired a bit.
AteBitLord man, I thought you were cool...
[QUOTE=Tovleman;21428854]AteBitLord man, I thought you were cool...[/QUOTE] Well I am sorry to disappoint but my mom is a drunk whore and I hate her.
We hate you
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21427702]Sister was born on my birthday.[/QUOTE] Mine was born day before mine, I hate it.
Join the bandwagon. To MadDickJ
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