So I was sitting casually watching tv when I saw this mother fucking giant fucking wasp flying around my living room. It keeps flying towards me!
I quickly got my computer and am now hiding in the bathroom. What the fuck do I do?
I had bug spray but it's up in my attic thingo, and requires a ladder to get up there, AND THE WASP IS PROBABLY FUCKING UP THERE ALREADY!
This is roughly how big it is. Maybe even a little bigger.
[img]http://diptera.info/forum/attachments/vespa_2.jpg[/img]
WHAT DO I DO??
nasty motherfuckers.
man up and kill it with your hands
[editline]19th February 2012[/editline]
when you see it, smash your knuckles together
IT'S HIDING AND I DONT KNOW WHERE!
burn your house down just to be safe
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;34766161]burn your house down just to be safe[/QUOTE]
This is pretty much what you have to do. Burn down any neighboring homes as well, to prevent the spread of disease.
Mate with it.
Rule the world!
Professor Farnsworth has just what you are looking for.
Grab the condoms, put on some Barry White, and get ready for the time of your life.
Be warned, it will sting a bit.
Get the biggest fucking book you own
And smash the fucker
[b]THE BEAST IS SLAIN![/b]
[img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8303/photo1lh.jpg[/img]
SENT TO THE FIRING DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
Thank you Facepunch for standing by me in this endeavor. I came out to face the beast like a man, only to find it cowering under the shutters of the curtain. I made my move for the bug spray and attacked it with all my might. It took several minutes for the deed to be done, but I was victorious.
I left the carcass in it's position of death to be fed to my spiderbro, in the ultimate dishonour for its death.
[QUOTE=darcy010;34766530][b]THE BEAST IS SLAIN![/b]
[img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8303/photo1lh.jpg[/img]
SENT TO THE FIRING DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
Thank you Facepunch for standing by me in this endeavor. I came out to face the beast like a man, only to find it cowering under the shutters of the curtain. I made my move for the bug spray and attacked it with all my might. It took several minutes for the deed to be done, but I was victorious.
I left the carcass in it's position of death to be fed to my spiderbro, in the ultimate dishonour for its death.[/QUOTE]
So you killed a wasp, now you're going to kill spiders? Oh shit men I think we created a monster.
NO! You monster!
Such a majestic beast tore down in the prime of its life.
Who's the real animal here?
Call the cops, I don't give a shit.
Bitch attacked me in my own home!
Fun note, don't over-clean whatever you killed it with. Other wasps will take note of the death and usually fuck off - as long as you keep traces.
I mean think about it, if you smelled dead human - you probably wouldn't go in that cozy looking cave.
[QUOTE=darcy010;34766530][b]THE BEAST IS SLAIN![/b]
[img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8303/photo1lh.jpg[/img]
SENT TO THE FIRING DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
Thank you Facepunch for standing by me in this endeavor. I came out to face the beast like a man, only to find it cowering under the shutters of the curtain. I made my move for the bug spray and attacked it with all my might. It took several minutes for the deed to be done, but I was victorious.
I left the carcass in it's position of death to be fed to my spiderbro, in the ultimate dishonour for its death.[/QUOTE]
That wasp looks like a sweet potato
I called the police.
[QUOTE=darcy010;34766818]Call the cops, I don't give a shit.
Bitch attacked me in my own home![/QUOTE]
Their on their way.
What you gonna do bitch.
Extreme badassness up in this thread
true display of manliness :')
I own an airsoft rifle exclusively for the purpose of slaying scary insects in my own home, from a distance. It even has a nice scope on it so I can pick them off without them even seeing it coming.
I only use the spray on bugs like ants, where there's simply too many to take out 1-by-1
frame it.
I literally whimpered when I saw OP's first post.
I miss threads like this
Jesus christ, you're a brave man.
Eat it.
Or convert it to communism.
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I still think making a manwasp by mating with it would have been the superior option.
[QUOTE=agentgamma;34769082]I still think making a manwasp by mating with it would have been the superior option.[/QUOTE]
*Waspman
poor wasp, it was just lonely :(
[QUOTE=darcy010;34766530][b]THE BEAST IS SLAIN![/b]
[img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8303/photo1lh.jpg[/img]
SENT TO THE FIRING DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
Thank you Facepunch for standing by me in this endeavor. I came out to face the beast like a man, only to find it cowering under the shutters of the curtain. I made my move for the bug spray and attacked it with all my might. It took several minutes for the deed to be done, but I was victorious.
I left the carcass in it's position of death to be fed to my spiderbro, in the ultimate dishonour for its death.[/QUOTE]
surely if you just sprayed it with a spray made for killing insects arachnids etc, getting your pet spider to eat it would have pretty bad results for the spider
Use napalm.
Or convert it to capitalism.
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