Just a silly idea i made up.
Think of something funny and/or stupid/impossible and make up a real life achievement for it.
I'll start
[B][I]Thick skin[/I][/B]
Fire a nerf gun at an authority
[B][I]Natural Selection III[/I][/B]
Take off your space suit during Zero-G EVA in space.
[B][I]"Chill out, it's a prank!"[/I][/B]
Scream the word "nigga" three times while in Detroit.
[B][I]Speech Professional[/I][/B]
Complete a job interview and unlock a $500 bonus.
[B][I]Road to the refugee camp[/I][/B]
Get banned from Facepunch's.
[I][B]"The orange goop makes you go faster, right?"[/B][/I]
You tried touching lava.
[b][i]You can't push reset and start again.[/i][/b]
Purposefully jump in front of a train, thinking you were invincible.
[B][I]Middle East Peace[/I][/B]
Go to an US court and falsely plead yourself as the culprit of 9/11
[I][B]Blockhead[/B][/I]
Break your fist trying to punch down a tree.
Enter The Darkfall Protocol.
[video=youtube;pFigYiYHt5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFigYiYHt5M[/video]
[B][I]Faux-tography[/I][/B]:
Take a picture of a tree, apply four filters and then demand $20 for it on your blog.
[B][I]The alcoholic trinity[/I][/B]:
Wake up hungover having puked up, pissed and shit yourself.
[B][I]And Dan Was Boobies.
[/I][/B]"Participate in an orgy."[B][/B]
[b]"Soup á la Poop"[/b]
You've had your [i]first[/i] encounter with liquid shit.
[I][B]Life 2.0[/B][/I]
Have a near death experience.
[B][I]Did Nothing Wrong[/I][/B]
Become a brutal, repressive dictator.
[b]Makes you stronger.....[/b]
Suffered a crippling injury, lived and recovered from it.
[b]but not exactly better......[/b]
Suffered a crippling injury, lived but did not recover from it.
[b]The Next Frontier[/b]
Got evicted/thrown out from your home and are now homeless!
[b]I NEED Candy[/b]
Consumed 65,333,335 pieces of candy over time
[b]I fought the law and I won[/b]
Successfully dispute a parking ticket, citation or other such notice from the police/government
[b]One of us! One of us! One of us![/b]
Became a fan of the latest disposable trend that people are into
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;48130905]
[b]I NEED Candy[/b]
Consumed 65,333,335 pieces of candy over time[/QUOTE]
Why 65,333,335?
[B]REEEEEEEEEEEE[/B]
Successfully become a normie.
[QUOTE=Leestons;48130950]Why 65,333,335?[/QUOTE]
No particular reason other than a slight play on 65,335, the highest number which can be represented by an unsigned 16-bit binary number.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;48131118]No particular reason other than a slight play on 65,335, the highest number which can be represented by an unsigned 16-bit binary number.[/QUOTE]
actually it's 65535
[B]Making A Difference[/B]
Accept a bribe while being in a position of authority.
[B]Fuck This Shit[/B]
Develop unrealistically high political standards and just quit voting.
[B]Bull in a China Shop[/B]
Run down an aisle at the supermarket, knocking everything off the shelf in one swoop.
[B]Fratricide[/B]
Blame your little brother for all of your wrongs, especially for all of the RDMs you do whilst playing Garry's Mod.
[B]In a Yiffy[/B]
Purchase a fursuit, realize your mistake and create a bonfire.
[B]Real Hip Hop[/B]
Sell your shitty mixtape for at least $20.
[B]Mommy's Credit Card[/B]
Use your mother's credit card to purchase at least 5 adult toys online.
[b]What's sleep?[/b]
Pull an all-nighter without naps.
[b]KAPPAAAA[/b]
Do something irrecoverably cringeworthy and awkward.
[b]Smarked x1[/b]
Get high for the first time.
[B][I]Clean up, aisle two![/I][/B]
Risk a fart with disastrous results.
[B][I]LEFT ENGINE FIRE[/I][/B]
Safely land your aircraft after experiencing a serious engine malfunction.
[B][I]I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS AMERICA![/I][/B]
Get Arrested during a ball game.
[B][I]A nu chiki-briki i v damki![/I][/B]
Master DOTA 2 and or Counter Strike.
[B][I]Hi Mom![/I][/B]
For better or for worse, appear on Television.
[B][I]So that others may live...[/I][/B]
At the price of yourself, save at least one other individual from certain doom.
[B][I]A drink from the pond[/I][/B]
Give a bully a swirlie in the tutorial
[B][I]Cum sock[/I][/B]
Get your own personal sock semen storage device and put it inside your computer
[B][I]"What do you mean, I can't defend myself like this? "[/I][/B]
Used a chainsaw to kill someone under the 2nd amendment laws.
[B][I]Part of the family[/I][/B]
Donate sperm.
[I][B]Docking station[/B][/I]
Cover someone else's glans with your own foreskin.
[I][B]Is it gay if i do it to myself...?[/B][/I]
Suck you own dick.
[I][B]Euphoria[/B][/I]
Buy a fedora.
[b][I]Buying gf 20k[/b][/i]
Play runescape for 5 hours total.
[b][i]Fuck off I can't be bothered getting a license[/b][/i]
Take the bus to school 500 times.
[b][i]Bagguette[/i][/b]
Post as MaxOfS2D
[b][i]Glorious Cheeks[/i][/b]
Post as CrapTasket
[B][I]it's like one of my japanese animes ![/I][/B]
Buy a Katana collection,a body pillow,go to Japan and realise your mistakes.
[b]Bloody Mess Bronze[/b]
Get a nosebleed in the middle of a competitive game
[b]Bloody Mess Silver[/b]
Get a nosebleed in class
[b]Bloody Mess Gold[/b]
Get a nosebleed during intercourse
[b]Bloody Mess Platinum[/b]
Die
[B]Starting Out[/B]
Be born
[B]Home on the Wastes[/B]
Have your hometown be nuked.
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