• Real Life achievements
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Just a silly idea i made up. Think of something funny and/or stupid/impossible and make up a real life achievement for it. I'll start [B][I]Thick skin[/I][/B] Fire a nerf gun at an authority [B][I]Natural Selection III[/I][/B] Take off your space suit during Zero-G EVA in space. [B][I]"Chill out, it's a prank!"[/I][/B] Scream the word "nigga" three times while in Detroit. [B][I]Speech Professional[/I][/B] Complete a job interview and unlock a $500 bonus. [B][I]Road to the refugee camp[/I][/B] Get banned from Facepunch's.
[I][B]"The orange goop makes you go faster, right?"[/B][/I] You tried touching lava.
[b][i]You can't push reset and start again.[/i][/b] Purposefully jump in front of a train, thinking you were invincible.
[B][I]Middle East Peace[/I][/B] Go to an US court and falsely plead yourself as the culprit of 9/11
[I][B]Blockhead[/B][/I] Break your fist trying to punch down a tree.
Enter The Darkfall Protocol. [video=youtube;pFigYiYHt5M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFigYiYHt5M[/video]
[B][I]Faux-tography[/I][/B]: Take a picture of a tree, apply four filters and then demand $20 for it on your blog. [B][I]The alcoholic trinity[/I][/B]: Wake up hungover having puked up, pissed and shit yourself.
[B][I]And Dan Was Boobies. [/I][/B]"Participate in an orgy."[B][/B]
[b]"Soup á la Poop"[/b] You've had your [i]first[/i] encounter with liquid shit.
[I][B]Life 2.0[/B][/I] Have a near death experience.
[B][I]Did Nothing Wrong[/I][/B] Become a brutal, repressive dictator.
[b]Makes you stronger.....[/b] Suffered a crippling injury, lived and recovered from it. [b]but not exactly better......[/b] Suffered a crippling injury, lived but did not recover from it. [b]The Next Frontier[/b] Got evicted/thrown out from your home and are now homeless! [b]I NEED Candy[/b] Consumed 65,333,335 pieces of candy over time [b]I fought the law and I won[/b] Successfully dispute a parking ticket, citation or other such notice from the police/government [b]One of us! One of us! One of us![/b] Became a fan of the latest disposable trend that people are into
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;48130905] [b]I NEED Candy[/b] Consumed 65,333,335 pieces of candy over time[/QUOTE] Why 65,333,335?
[B]REEEEEEEEEEEE[/B] Successfully become a normie.
[QUOTE=Leestons;48130950]Why 65,333,335?[/QUOTE] No particular reason other than a slight play on 65,335, the highest number which can be represented by an unsigned 16-bit binary number.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;48131118]No particular reason other than a slight play on 65,335, the highest number which can be represented by an unsigned 16-bit binary number.[/QUOTE] actually it's 65535
[B]Making A Difference[/B] Accept a bribe while being in a position of authority.
[B]Fuck This Shit[/B] Develop unrealistically high political standards and just quit voting. [B]Bull in a China Shop[/B] Run down an aisle at the supermarket, knocking everything off the shelf in one swoop. [B]Fratricide[/B] Blame your little brother for all of your wrongs, especially for all of the RDMs you do whilst playing Garry's Mod. [B]In a Yiffy[/B] Purchase a fursuit, realize your mistake and create a bonfire. [B]Real Hip Hop[/B] Sell your shitty mixtape for at least $20. [B]Mommy's Credit Card[/B] Use your mother's credit card to purchase at least 5 adult toys online.
[b]What's sleep?[/b] Pull an all-nighter without naps. [b]KAPPAAAA[/b] Do something irrecoverably cringeworthy and awkward. [b]Smarked x1[/b] Get high for the first time.
[B][I]Clean up, aisle two![/I][/B] Risk a fart with disastrous results.
[B][I]LEFT ENGINE FIRE[/I][/B] Safely land your aircraft after experiencing a serious engine malfunction. [B][I]I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS AMERICA![/I][/B] Get Arrested during a ball game. [B][I]A nu chiki-briki i v damki![/I][/B] Master DOTA 2 and or Counter Strike. [B][I]Hi Mom![/I][/B] For better or for worse, appear on Television. [B][I]So that others may live...[/I][/B] At the price of yourself, save at least one other individual from certain doom.
[B][I]A drink from the pond[/I][/B] Give a bully a swirlie in the tutorial [B][I]Cum sock[/I][/B] Get your own personal sock semen storage device and put it inside your computer [B][I]"What do you mean, I can't defend myself like this? "[/I][/B] Used a chainsaw to kill someone under the 2nd amendment laws.
[B][I]Part of the family[/I][/B] Donate sperm. [I][B]Docking station[/B][/I] Cover someone else's glans with your own foreskin.
[I][B]Is it gay if i do it to myself...?[/B][/I] Suck you own dick. [I][B]Euphoria[/B][/I] Buy a fedora.
[b][I]Buying gf 20k[/b][/i] Play runescape for 5 hours total. [b][i]Fuck off I can't be bothered getting a license[/b][/i] Take the bus to school 500 times.
[b][i]Bagguette[/i][/b] Post as MaxOfS2D [b][i]Glorious Cheeks[/i][/b] Post as CrapTasket
[B][I]it's like one of my japanese animes ![/I][/B] Buy a Katana collection,a body pillow,go to Japan and realise your mistakes.
[b]Bloody Mess Bronze[/b] Get a nosebleed in the middle of a competitive game [b]Bloody Mess Silver[/b] Get a nosebleed in class [b]Bloody Mess Gold[/b] Get a nosebleed during intercourse [b]Bloody Mess Platinum[/b] Die
[B]Starting Out[/B] Be born
[B]Home on the Wastes[/B] Have your hometown be nuked.
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