• Man calls the police eight times in two hours because his flat didn’t have a fridge
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[t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/mughsot.png[/t] [QUOTE][B]A man from Florida clearly needs a bit of a lesson on what constitutes as an emergency, after calling the police to complain that he didn’t have a fridge.[/B] No, it hadn’t been stolen. He was just dialling 911 to complain that the apartment he moved into was not fitted with a refrigerator, saying he ‘has food and not a fridge’. Incredibly, 60-year-old Richard Wild called the emergency services EIGHT TIMES in the space of two hours with his frivolous problem. The police report states that Wild claimed the only number his phone would call was 911, so he continued to call it. Flawless logic. When police arrived at his apartment in Fort Walton Beach, Mr Wild reportedly said he realised his problem was ‘not an emergency’, but claimed he would continue to ring 911 ‘defiantly’ until his issue with his landlord was sorted out. He was promptly arrested and charged with misuse of 911. You could say he needs to chill out a bit – obviously a fridge would help with this.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/17/man-calls-the-police-eight-times-in-two-hours-because-his-flat-didnt-have-a-fridge-4871982/"]http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/17/man-calls-the-police-eight-times-in-two-hours-because-his-flat-didnt-have-a-fridge-4871982/[/URL]
Florida man
How do some people even manage to breathe honestly
[QUOTE=Antdawg;46007109]How do some people even manage to breathe honestly[/QUOTE] I responded to a 911 call about someone complaining that another wouldnt pick up their dog's shit in the grass.... and I HAD to respond to it. No call will ever top the stupidity of that.
It looks like his face imploded
[QUOTE=proboardslol;46007063]Florida man[/QUOTE] Yeah OP took the article from that subreddit... /r/floridaman
[QUOTE=varg666;46007052][t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/mughsot.png[/t] [/QUOTE] I swear I've seen that face before... [img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130907215848/walkingdead/images/a/a1/AND_Kenny_Barn.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Exho;46007228]Yeah OP took the article from that subreddit... /r/floridaman[/QUOTE] Nah, I haven't mate. I don't even use Reddit that much tbh. I just took it from the website (source) that I bookmarked on my browser.
He certainly looks like the kind of guy who would be a stubborn idiot.
[quote]You could say he needs to chill out a bit – obviously a fridge would help with this.[/quote] god this one hurt seriously
Now he can complain that his cell doesn't have a fridge, too.
[QUOTE=ChrisR;46007346]I swear I've seen that face before... [img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130907215848/walkingdead/images/a/a1/AND_Kenny_Barn.png[/img][/QUOTE] i dunno, the whole face implosion has me thinking of it like this [t]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/64ULQCvz3BQ/maxresdefault.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=ChrisR;46007346]I swear I've seen that face before... [img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130907215848/walkingdead/images/a/a1/AND_Kenny_Barn.png[/img][/QUOTE] Thread's obligatory desperate video game reference is a swing and a miss
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;46008321]Thread's obligatory desperate video game reference is a swing and a miss[/QUOTE] You could say he, [B]ducked[/B] the joke? I'll be outside.
[QUOTE=ChrisR;46007346]I swear I've seen that face before... [img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130907215848/walkingdead/images/a/a1/AND_Kenny_Barn.png[/img][/QUOTE] Nah, he'd call in to complain about his boat not starting.
I still see Slade from Fox and the Hound from my youth. [img]http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/177/1161251500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Norfair12;46009037]I still see Slade from Fox and the Hound from my youth. [img]http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/177/1161251500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] yeah maybe if he did like 5x more meth
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46007125]I responded to a 911 call about someone complaining that another wouldnt pick up their dog's shit in the grass.... and I HAD to respond to it. No call will ever top the stupidity of that.[/QUOTE] "hello 911? send an ambulance i cant find my glasses"
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