• Stupid things you used to think V. This hasn't been done before edition
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I thought the currency for Israel were Shmeckles.
As a kid, I used to think everyone watched the same TV as me at the exact same time. Which was bad, because I watched wildly inappropriate shit.
When I was very very young, I thought breasts were called hippos.
I thought ketchup was hot and didn't understand how because we kept it in the fridge
i used to think you would die if you stood on your head and held your breath because my dad told me
I used to think horny meant the horns on a bull.
when I discovered masturbation I felt like the most weird guy alive "what kind of idiot touches his dick like this??"
I used to think there was a genie that hid in urinal toilets which could be awoken by flushing. Instead of wanted to wish for something, I was scared of this thought and would book it out of the bathroom the second I flushed a urinal. I don't know what made me think this. I also don't know why I'd be afraid of a genie.
Actors in a movie actually die when their character dies. I was very confused when I saw the same actor in another movie, their death scene had to have been real! [I]You can't fake that![/I]
Back when those asteroid doomsday movies were the rage in the late 90's, I was constantly afraid that one would squish me. :v:
I thought everyone had a dick because I have one.
The first time I had diarrhea, I thought I'd finally learned to pee out my butt.
I used to think everyone but me is actually a robot. [sp]I still do.[/sp]
I used to think that when people died they became a star in the sky. Thanks Lion King.
I thought that in some countries people completely reversed their left and right, not just their driving orientation. Right <--- ---> Left
I thought it was funny to post 9Gag-like memes inside posts on Facepunch.
I thought blind people could see if you gave them sunglasses and a cane.
Girls had weewees My brothers once convinced me when I was young that when I got to a chinese resteraunt, if I talk while im eating/Dont eat all my food, they take me into a back room and shoot me. My brothers are dicks.
When I was little i thought babies came out of womens bellybuttons.
I thought LEGO comes to Life when you keep them/ignore them [editline]6th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=cr2142;44728712]Girls had weewees [/QUOTE] That. I thought girls are all trannies. Until I found out what a vagina was.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;44729305]I thought girls are all trannies.[/QUOTE] You knew what a tranny was before you knew what a vagina was?
I thought girls pooped from their vaginas.
I thought once I'd become an adult I'd have lots of sex.
You know that scene in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor has that graphic dream of that nuke? I thought the sun would explode out of buttfuck nowhere and do just that. I would hide under tents and and in shaded areas, thinking I'd be safe there.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44729488]You knew what a tranny was before you knew what a vagina was?[/QUOTE] As in, I thought all chicks had dicks before I knew what a vagina was
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;44729545]As in, I thought all chicks had dicks before I knew what a vagina was[/QUOTE] I thought boys had inside out vaginas. Out of curiosity I just looked up inside out vaginas, I regret everything.
When I was a kid I thought impregnation happened when a girl swallows a guy's spit, and babies actually formed inside of the stomach I also thought Samus was a dude
I used to think dog were guys and cat were girls
Used to think Starbucks was a form of space currency
I used to think that women got pregnant by putting a folded towel under their shirts and after keeping it there for three days, their flesh would absorb it and turn into a fetus. [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] All because I happened to see my Mom put one under her shirt for whatever reason, and a few days later, she said I was going to have a little sister soon. :v:
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