• Taliban leader hit by missle, taunts shit out of USA afterwards.
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[url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34894051/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/]SOOCEZ[/url] [quote][b]Militants say audio tape shows their chief was not killed by U.S. strike[/b] Pakistani Taliban militants issued an audio tape on Saturday which they said was of their leader, Hakimullah Mehsud, and proved he had not been killed in a U.S. strike two days ago. Pakistani security officials said on Thursday that a U.S. drone had targeted Mehsud in the South Waziristan region on the Afghan border but it was not known if he was among about 12 militants killed. The Taliban said Mehsud had escaped the missile strike but one militant official said on Friday he had been wounded. Apparently determined to show their leader was alive, the Taliban produced a tape recording on Friday which they said contained Mehsud's voice. But there was no proof it was him speaking or when it had been made. A Pakistani Taliban spokesman, Azim Tariq, telephoned a Reuters reporter on Saturday and played another tape over the phone. A man on the tape referred to the rumors of Mehsud's death over the last two days and said he was issuing the tape on Saturday through his spokesman. The reporter who listened to the tape said the voice sounded like the Taliban commander. "I am neither wounded nor dead, I am fine," said the man. "Our enemies are being defeated both in the air and on the ground and are therefore using the media for fabricated propaganda," he added. The leader of the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP), or Taliban Movement of Pakistan, is the number one enemy of Pakistan, a country the United States sees as a front-line state in its war against militancy, especially in neighboring Afghanistan. The United States has stepped up its drone attacks since December 30 when a suicide bomber killed seven CIA employees at a base near the Pakistani border in eastern Afghanistan. The attack by a double agent was the second worst on the CIA in its history. 'Absolutely vicious' Ten days after the attack, Mehsud appeared sitting beside the bomber in a farewell video, images which created the impression his Taliban movement had become a bigger force to be reckoned with. The U.S. special representative to Afghanistan and Pakistan, Richard Holbrooke, said earlier on Saturday he did not know if Mehsud had been killed in the Thursday drone strike. "I've heard every conceivable version of what's happened and I don't know," Holbrooke told reporters during a visit to the Afghan capital Kabul. "But if he's still alive he's one of the worst people on earth. Absolutely vicious," he said. The Pakistani government has said his fate has not been confirmed and a Pakistan military spokesman said he had no information about the Taliban chief. It was not the first time rumors of Mehsud's death have surfaced. The government said in August he had been killed in a Taliban power struggle after his predecessor, Baitullah Mehsud, was killed in a U.S. drone strike. Were Hakimullah Mehsud to die, analysts say another militant would take his place, just as he replaced Baitullah Mehsud. Baitullah rose to prominence after militant commander Nek Mohammad was killed in a drone strike in 2004. Drone attacks are a source of friction between the United States and Pakistan. Islamabad says the drones are a violation of its sovereignty, even though they have killed high-profile al Qaeda and Taliban figures fighting the government.[/quote] [quote=Maz Jobrani]'Fuck you America!' [u]-Haha-[/u] 'Hey guys do we have a military?' 'No' 'Hey America, [i]just kidding![/i]'[/quote] Oh hell no, you best be kidding, son. RELATED: [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FVFhHKMWw[/hd] [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrE4SNYiNEw&feature=related[/hd]
Must not have been a Crit Rocket.
[quote=Maz Jobrani]Nyah nya nya nya nya! You guys missed me! :cawg:[/quote] [quote=American Army]:argh: Damn you asshole![/quote]
There is no winner in this war.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19668818]stuff[/QUOTE] That is not funny.
Then the military bombs the hell out of wherever they think he's hiding and happened to kill him.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;19668852]There is no winner in this war.[/QUOTE] There are no winners in any wars. Oh right, except for the ones who won.
sv_cheats 1 buddha
Oh fuck, the americans must be pissed
[QUOTE=aznz888;19668991]sv_cheats 1 buddha[/QUOTE] -You have been banned from the server = (Reason; 'wtf u cant escape nuke l2roleplay noob')- :shlick:
[QUOTE=Haxxer;19668857]That is not funny.[/QUOTE] The ratings underneath say it is V:v:V
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19669027]The ratings underneath say it is V:v:V[/QUOTE] you are a gigantic faggot ok bye
[QUOTE=Bman212;19669293]you are a gigantic faggot ok bye[/QUOTE] AND THE PENNY DROPS... INTO A PILE OF SHIT. In other news, how the fuck do you survive a drone missile death squadron?!
Ok so the soldier failed........send in the spy!
Son of a bitch. Obama, go all DEFCON 1 on this bitch. Kill indiscriminately. [img]http://www.norwichstopwar.org.uk/images/2/2f/Us_plane_bombing.jpg[/img]
I gotta admit, that takes balls. He nearly gets wiped out by a missile, then turns around and goes "Fuck you, America, it'll take more than that!"? Damn.
[quote]Militants say audio tape shows their chief was not killed by U.S. strike[/quote] Audio because his face got fucked up with the great big cock of american justice
Haha, man that's awesome.
[QUOTE=Termy58;19671452]Audio because his face got fucked up with the great big cock of american justice[/QUOTE] the guy is still alive, not like it matters how messed up his face is
Time to send in the Wookiees. [img]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-ghillie-suited-soldiers-wookies-iraq.jpg[/img]
Angsty taliban send in audio recording. It must be real.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;19669027]The ratings underneath say it is V:v:V[/QUOTE] you mean the dumb ratings
The fact is, it's entirely possible that these were recorded [I]prior[/I] to the attacks, to be released in case the fucker dies.
Shoot him again.
Well Mr. Maz, round #2 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXsVI2q0gpI&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Stromboli;19677960]The fact is, it's entirely possible that these were recorded [I]prior[/I] to the attacks, to be released in case the fucker dies.[/QUOTE] I bet my money on this, and if he isn't dead hes soon to be. CIA be pissed.
'MOBILIZE THE TANKS!' [img]http://www.wraezor.com/gdawn/taliban%20assault%20tank.jpg[/img] 'HALALALAHAHALALALHALAH!' [editline]12:03PM[/editline] Wait, guys you know Maz Jobrani is the comedian right? Not the terrorist? Oh fuck... [hd] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FVFhHKMWw[/url][/hd]
[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19673131]Time to send in the Wookiees. [img]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-ghillie-suited-soldiers-wookies-iraq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I want to be a wookie when i grow up.
ITT: Young boys want to be fictional characters.
[QUOTE=Sickle;19680554]ITT: Young boys want to be fictional characters.[/QUOTE] ITT: Idiots which doesn't know the difference between a joke and seriousness.
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