So apparently there is a chlorine leak in the basement of my appartment complex. Because of this, everyone was kicked out. We are expected to be outside for the next three hours. Unfortunately for me, my car is in the garage where the incident is occuring, so I cannot go anywhere.
Sitting here with all these other people made me think of an idea to make some money. Its hot, so I bought some ice cream from the store across the street in hopes to make some money. Unfortunately for me, no one is buying any. On top of that, some hot girl asked if she could have some, to which i responded without thinking, "one dollar" to which she looked at me awkardly and said "I don't have any money" and walked away.
So now i am all alone with boxes of ice cream that is melting, girl-less, and posting this from my phone.
What should I do?
EDIT: So about 45 minutes after I posted this, I met some other random girl and we pretty much spent the rest of the day hanging out. Unfortunately for me she has a boyfriend. Besides that she is leaving back to Puerto Rico in about three weeks.
post pics! and sucks man, sorry
You should travel into the basement and irradiate yourself with chlorine.
Get superpowers.
Wait.
make a thread about it
Go to your apartment and meditate by breathing deeply
Wow what a dick
Consume the ice cream and hibernate until conditions are better.
Make a real FP pizza.
Go find the girl and say you're sorry, and then eventually fuck her.
You're a dick for not giving her any when she said she didn't have any money.
Give ice cream to HAZMAT, after they've consumed it, say " it doesn't matter that it was next to the leak, right?"
Requesting that someone draw OP sitting alone and sad with boxes of melting ice cream as the HAZMAT crew enters his apartment.
Not be girl-less.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;22615247]Consume the ice cream and hibernate until conditions are better.[/QUOTE]
This post made me start laughing uncontrolably and now everyone is looking at me funny :(
an hero
Go exploring for 3 hours.
Why the fuck did you say "one dollar" as soon as someone asked... For some ice cream... Especially a "hot" girl. You have wasted the chance. :geno:
Eat it all infront of the hot girl that turns out to be your neighbor.
No one is going to touch your penis now
If no one is buying then give the ice cream away for free, it´s better then have it all melt away and you might get some credit, but first locate that girl and give her first or have some unforeseen consequences.
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;22615307]Go find the girl and say you're sorry, and then eventually fuck her.[/QUOTE]
With the ice cream. Chicks dig having ice cream rammed into their snatch.
Strip naked, see if it catches on.
I wish I knew where the girl went so I could apologize for being a dick, however she walked in the opposite direction. I doubt anything would have happened with her though.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;22615504]Strip naked, see if it catches on.[/QUOTE]
I loved that game studio, shame they haven't produced anything good after Destroy All Humans! series and possible Mercs 2.
buy some salmon and... eat it
Chlorine isn't radioactive. Was it for the pool? And is it chlorine gas? No one should be using that shit anymore.
Look at porn in newspapers in corner shops.
[quote]Sitting here with all these other people made me think of an idea to make some money. Its hot, so I bought some ice cream from the store across the street in hopes to make some money. Unfortunately for me, no one is buying any. On top of that, some hot girl asked if she could have some, to which i responded without thinking, "one dollar" to which she looked at me awkardly and said "I don't have any money" and walked away. [/quote]
Now why would you do that
[QUOTE=Watevaman;22615230]You should travel into the basement and irradiate yourself with chlorine.
Get superpowers.[/QUOTE]
Chlorine isn't radioactive.
Just kill peopley.
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