• ASLapocalypse - Omegle Survival Horror
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[B]IMPORTANT CIVIL PROTECTION ANNOUNCEMENT!! Remember Civillians! Aim for the heart for they have no brain! ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT CIVIL PROTECTION ANNOUNCEMENT![/B] [B]CIVIL PROTECTION DRONE SCOUTING REVEALS THAT A FOREIGN NATION HAS DEPLOYED ROBOT TROOPERS IN THE (VERY BAD) DISGUISE OF A MAN THEESE ROBOTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS AS THEY ARE VIRTUALLY IMPERVIOUS TO SMALL ARMS FIRE! THE ONLY WAY TO KILL THEM IS BY THE USE OF EXPLOSIVES AND FAST FEETS.[/B] (you can survive a bot asl'er by dropping an explosive item and disconnecting) Ok. So while brushing my teeth i had this idea: ASLapocalypse Basically you go on Omegle, if the person says asl they are a zombie, and you have to shoot them. You have 20 bullets. [del]It costs 1 to kill a zombie.[/del] You shoot bullets untill they disconnect. If they dont say asl, but actually try to converse, they are another survivor. You can restock your ammunition if you ask them politely and they say yes. Alternatively, you can ask for an item. If its something you can hit with, wooden items takes 2 kills before breaking, 3 for metal and 1 for everything else. Ask them if they know Facepunch, if they do they are part of your survival group, and you both get full ammo, you can even trade items. Post your logs! Merry ASLapocalypse!
How the fuck will i shoot them? "Pew Pew"?
Yep.
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: boo You: Hey You: Do you have anything to trade You: I could really need a metal pipe You: or some more ammunition Stranger: i have a brick and some gum Stranger: i will need 5000 dollars You: I take the brick for 2 9mm bullets You: Money isn't worth anything anymore You: You need weapons Stranger: wtf u on about You: Without them you are basically fucked You: Just give me the brick, please. You: C'mon. You: I had to shoot one of them twice 'till he died Stranger: are you high? You: I'm just up for trading Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey You: I'm looking to trade Stranger: hey asl You: Oh god You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Stranger: are u female You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Stranger: are you female You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: im a surivor You: Good! Stranger: im gonna make it You: finally! You: Could you give me some 9mm ammo? Stranger: is everyone else dead.. ? You: I just lost 9 bullets Stranger: yeah!! Stranger: take what you can You: *picks up 10 9mm bullets* You: Do you also have some other weapons? Stranger: did the zombies get to you guys already..... You: Like combat knifes or maybe even guns? You: I already killed two You: didn't see any other zombies around here yet. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hey! Stranger: asl You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hey! Stranger: Asl You: SHIT! You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: FUCKING DIE ALREADY You: Pew Pew Stranger: idiot You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Oh not again... You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: JUST DIE ALREADY Stranger: dont kill me :p Stranger: i am not interested by you asl really lol Stranger: but it's a manner to start the conversation You: DAMMIT, THEY EVOLVED! THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES! You: Pew Pew You: DIE YOU ZOMBIE SCUM! You: Pew Pew Stranger: hhhhhh bitch please !! die :3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: Hello(: asl? You: Please tell me you are a survivor You: Oh god You: Please no You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: Hi. Im Tarvi. You ? :)) You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: what? You: Please tell me you aren't infected Stranger: Im not infected You: I really need some ammo! Could you lend me some? You: Like 20 9mm rounds Stranger: Sure You: Thanks a lot! You: *Grabs 20 9mm bullets* You: Do you have any other spare stuff? You: Like machine guns or rifles? You: A shotgun would come in handy Stranger: I got 3 shotguns Stranger: But not so much ammo for those Stranger: And some mp5's Stranger: * Gives 1 shotgun * You: Thanks for the shotty! You: How much ammo do you have for those? Stranger: About 30bullets You: mind giving me about 10? Stranger: Yes sure Stranger: * Gives 10 * You: Oh wow thanks! You: I just killed 4 of them in a row and I was really running out of ammo Stranger: Where you're planning to go now? You: Didn't meet a survivor for days You: I don't know You: maybe to vault facepunch You: I heared it's safe there[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: Back of me you brainless monster! You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey Stranger: helo Stranger: asl Stranger: plz You: Eat my shotgun shells! You: Pow Pow Stranger: im m Stranger: 20 You: Back off! Stranger: usa You: Pow Pow Stranger: you You: Eat lead! You: Pow Pow Stranger: ru f You: Pow Pow You: DIE ALREADY! You: Pow Pow Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: No You: NOOOOOOOO! You: Pew Pew Stranger: okay You: Pew Pew Stranger: take a vallium You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey You: You're a survivor? Stranger: Your a piece of shit die in hell bitch You: No don't shoot! You: I'm one of you! You: I'm not infected! Stranger: Great well i am... You: It didn't break out yet! You: There might still be hope! Stranger: There is You: But, do you have anything on you You: Like guns or ammo? You: I'm in need of shotgun shells! Stranger: Ok well i have some.. You: How much? Stranger: Fuck off! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey You: You're a survivor? Stranger: hey asl You: Oh god You: NOOOOO! You: Pew Pew Stranger: pewww You: OH HOLY SHIT You: Pew Pew Stranger: oh myyy You: Pew Pew You: DIE! Stranger: u craycray hun Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey! Stranger: hi You: You're a survivor? Stranger: asl You: Pew Pew Stranger: ? You: Pew Pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Hey! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Pew Pew You: Die! You: Fucking Die! You: Pew Pew Stranger: well her dere babe You: Back off already you asler scum! You: Pew Pew Stranger: r u a boy:))) You: Pew Pew You: ARGH Stranger: so u a boy by the age of 16 You: I'm running out of ammo! You: DIE ALREADY! You: Pew Pew Stranger: im unstoppable babe! You: Pew Pew Stranger: babe how old r u? You: Pew Pew You: BACK OFF! Stranger: huh? how old r u babe You: *Takes out the shotty* You: Pow Pow Stranger: bye i died Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [B]Status:[/B] Alive [B]Kill count:[/B] 12 [B]Survivors met:[/B] 4 [B]Total pistol ammo wasted:[/B] 40 [B]Total shotgun ammo wasted:[/B] 6 [B]Inventory:[/B] Pistol(10 bullets) Shotgun(4 shells)
[QUOTE=marvinelo;37764935]I disconnected, because he didn't respond, most likely a bot. Life is hard in the zone...[/QUOTE] Haha yeah it is! Lemme see if i can get a log! [quote] or switch to video Find strangers with common interests (Settings) Was this chat great? Save the log: Get a link • Select all • Or post log to: Facebook • Tumblr • Twitter • reddit Gary Johnson will legalize it. Vote. [/quote] ITS SCREWED UP FUCK :suicide: [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: just 3 questions: 1. are you a girl? 2. do you have kik? 3. do you have a nice ass? You: I dont have a nice ass, but ihave a nice gun for you asl zombie bastards! You: *blam ! Stranger: "dies" You: Yay You: 17 bullets left Stranger: "becomes zombie and eats your brain" Stranger: k.o! Stranger: bam! You: Nope. Thats not how it works. You: You keep talking You: *blam You: 16 You: WHY DONT YOU DIE! Stranger: im a zombie Stranger: im already dead You: *blam You: 15 Stranger: im a well-educated zombie You: Oh fuck Stranger: I can speak correct Englisg Stranger: English* Stranger: im sorry You: Oh god! Stranger: my friends are all like: ahhhh arhhbrnfmcmsjdkdk Stranger: and then they eat your penis You: NO THEY DONT! Stranger: atleast the girls do You: THEY ARENT EVEN HERE! You: YOU ZOMBIE BASTARD! Stranger: behind you mothafucka! You: SHIT Stranger: suprise buttsex! You: SHIIIIIIT Stranger: lol! You: Fuck im dead man! Stranger: how old are you dude? Stranger: im 16[/quote] WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey sexy You: Hey I could really use some ammo. Stranger: why You: The zombies are everywhere. Stranger: right.... try chopping their heads off i gues... You: I have this gun, but I need some ammo. I only got twenty shots left. Stranger: good for u - gd luck im leaving u You: No! I NEED THE AMO! Stranger: remember ur penis is a vital weapon You: DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE. You: MY PENIS JUST MAKES THEM WANT TO EAT ME MORE. You: HELP.[/QUOTE] [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey I need ammo. Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: PEW You: PEWPEWP You: PEW You: DIE ZOMBIE You: PEW Stranger: i'm 19 us You: YOU ARE ALL FUR COATS AND NO KNICKERS BITCH. Stranger: I did thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/OLcyV1[/url] Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid You: RETREEAATTT[/QUOTE]
[Quote] Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: OH GOD You: PEW PEW Stranger: 19 us You: PEW PEW You: DIE FOUL BEAST You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/UQHaYF[/url] You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it? You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: WHY WONT YOU DIE!? You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: omegle is getin boring You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: g2g now, cya You: CLICK, CLICK You: CLICK CLICK CLICK You: STAY BACK Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] the bastard used up all my ammo
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765089]the bastard used up all my ammo[/QUOTE] That was a bot. Doesn't count. I assume. Edit: This is brilliant fun, but what about the "m/f" people Are they living infected i must mercy kill?
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37765127]That was a bot. Doesn't count. I assume.[/QUOTE] If they do not respond, they have lost interest in your fresh and juicy meat, just go on. Also, try to mug another survivor, its fun, unless they run away.
[QUOTE] You: Hi Stranger: m You: PEW You: PEW Stranger: smd You: PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] My first kill, are we allowed to shoot really slow?
well, i came across a really nice dude(?) the next round [quote] Stranger: female here You: hello fellow survivor You: do you have any extra ammo on your? You: i used up all my last bullets on the last undead asl'er Stranger: just call them a dick or a whore Stranger: that's my unlimited ammo You: it doesnt work, mate You: do you have any spare bullets on your? You: or metal pipes You: im pleadin with you mate, i wont survive the next encounter You: if i dont ave any a weapon on me Stranger: *hands you extra bullets* use them wisely You: god bless you You: *5 extra bullets added* You: how have you been coming along in this wasteland then? Stranger: i ignore the "asl's" 99% of the time You: i wish i could run, but the bastards are quick You: with their webcam links Stranger: or their kik/skype usernames You: iv yet to come across any of those, but i was prepositioned with a webcam link You: i used up all my ammo on the twisted bastard Stranger: need any more weapons? i have a shed full of them You: really? anything will help, man Stranger: *goes to shed and opens it* pick what you want, but don't touch my knives You: *marvels at wide range of weaponry* You: could i take the crowbar? Stranger: sure. take it. didn't really use it that much anyway You: thanks You: *stores crowbar in inventory* You: hopefully i wont come across any other zombies like the last one You: anyways, i must continue my journey You: i appreciate the generosity. if it wasnt for you, i would most likely be dead in the future Stranger: good luck. aim for the heart, since they don't have a brain Stranger: the eyes work too You: il keep that in mind You: goodbye, hopefully we shall cross paths again Stranger: hopefully. bye You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] on the following foot of my journey, i came across an odd individual. [Quote] Stranger: hi! Stranger: ;) You: hello, survivor Stranger: <3<3<33<33<3<<33<33<33<33<33<<3 You: do you have any spare ammon on you? Stranger: YES<3 You: great! can you spare some bullets? Stranger: oh i like it Stranger: yes ofc You: 20'll do You: then i must be off to fight off more undead asl'ers Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/Quote] after having this conversation, the man(??) fled into the night, never to be seen again. thus, my journey continues [quote] You: hello? You: are you a survivor? Stranger: yes You: oh, thank god. im low on ammo, do you have anything to spare? Stranger: yeah You: can i ave a couple of bullets then? Stranger: Sure You: il just need 10 or so You: that should suffice for my next encounter with an undead asl'er Stranger: alright Stranger: *gives you about 20 * You: you're a very generous man You: thank you Stranger: I'm a girl... You: really? thats rare in this part of the wastelands You: i thought all the women were driven off during the great ASL rapture You: well, its nice to meet you. i am bob, from vault facepunch You: anyways, i must continue on my journey. i wish you the best of luck, and remember. shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for they have no brain You: eyes work too You have disconnected. [/quote] she was the quiet type, but her generosity was unmatched by anyone else i met [quote] Stranger: hiya asl You: shit shit shit You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] You: hello? Stranger: how are you madam? You: i am no madam, sir [/quote] [quote] Stranger: hey.. if you're a girl, guy here, i need help with something style related You: im a survivor, does that count? You: il help you with your style if you spare me a couple bullets Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [QUOTE] Stranger: hi Stranger: ASL? You: DIE FUCKER You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] Stranger: yo You: hey Stranger: whats up You: good to see a fellow survivor Stranger: of what? You: the aslpocolypse You: havent you noticed? Stranger: someone needs to learn how to spell Stranger: if you're tryna sell me a story at least make it look convincing Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] shoulda used a bullet on him.. [QUOTE] Stranger: hii, asl? You: SHIT You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] [quote] Stranger: m or f You: S Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] apparently Survivor isnt a gender [quote] You: hello? Stranger: hey You: a survivor You: thank god Stranger: cool :D You: i come from vault facepunch Stranger: wtf You: have you had any run ins with asl'ers? Stranger: umm no? You: the ones around here are pretty brutal Stranger: should have? You: no You: you shouldnt Stranger: good You: they take a lot of ammo Stranger: then i ahvend missed sth important Stranger: havent* You: do you ave any spare ammo on you? You: we could maybe make a trade Stranger: wtf are u talkin about lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] You: ...hello? Stranger: Hello there. You: good, a survivor Stranger: Indeed. You: do you have any spare bullets on you, mate? Stranger: I do *hands bullets over* You: thanks! how many did you give me? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] i guess that would be a handful of bullets, which is around 8 [quote] Stranger: Ill punch in the face Stranger: If you ask me my ASL You: oh thank god Stranger: ILL MURDER YOUR KITTEN You: you're a survivor then? Stranger: if you say that You: no man, im on your side Stranger: A survivor of what You: iv been fighting off the undead asl's Stranger: a zombe apocalips Stranger: apoka lips You: the ASLapocalypse You: thats what Stranger: ASLalypes You: close enough Stranger: YUP You: do you have any spare bullets on you? Stranger: nope Stranger: chocolate rain Stranger: some stay dry Stranger: others feel the fain You: i, should, uhh..go Stranger: ME 2 Stranger: BIOTCH Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] poor bastard's lost his mind [QUOTE] Stranger: Hey 15 f uk you? just want someone to talk to.. You: 17 survivor AMERICA FUCK YOU DEMON SPAWN You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] You: survivor, or asl'er? Stranger: hey Stranger: f japan 18 You: NOOOOO Stranger: sweet You: PEW PEW Stranger: whats ur name You: PEW PEW Stranger: i am sydney You: PEW PEW Stranger: nice Stranger: wanna cam You: SYDNEY ISNT A JAPANESE NAME YOU LYING CUNT PEW PEW Stranger: add mee You: PEW PEW Stranger: bit.ly/PxIAFt [/QUOTE] pretty sure it was just a bot, so i guess it doesnt count [quote] You: survivor or asl'er? Stranger: What? Stranger: Survivor? Stranger: Like the show? You: no You: like the act of surviving Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [QUOTE] You: survivor or undead asl'er? Stranger: 17 m itaiy You: dammit You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] its a well known fact that the italians are low level enemies [quote] You: survivor? Stranger: m 17 USA horny kik You: or dirty You: FUCK You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] Stranger: Hi, My name is John Cara, Im 32, and I'm a mormon. You: are you an asl'er? Stranger: ? You: one who asl's You: you are aware of the ASLapocalypse, right? Stranger: no. You: well, that is unfortunate You: do you have any spare ammunition? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] MORMONS CONFIRMED FOR IGNORANCE OF ASL'ERS [quote] Stranger: looking for a horny girl to chat with on skype msn or kik ;) i'm 17 m Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] horny 17 year olds are apparently weaker than italians [quote] Stranger: hey Stranger: adl Stranger: qsl Stranger: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] couldnt spell asl right, and self combusted out of shame. [QUOTE] Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: you poor bastard You: the asl'ers got you Stranger: what You: you'll change into them soon Stranger: ok Stranger: i am victoria you You: i am bob, here to put you out of your misery You: just close your eyes, it will be swift Stranger: hehe You: *sniff* goodnight, sweet prince(ss?) You: pew pew Stranger: hehe so you cld i am Stranger: cold You: OH GOD, HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?! You: PEW PEW Stranger: lol You: PEW PEW Stranger: i am guessing you are very bored You: PEW PEW Stranger: what are you doing You: PEW PEW Stranger: pew npew Stranger: pew Stranger: pew You: PEW PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: I WIN You: PEW PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW Stranger: PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: ok i am dead You: PEW PEW Stranger: :) You: THE DEAD DONT SPEAK, ALL THEY KNOW OF IS DEATH ITSELF You: DIE UNHOLY BEAST You: PEW PEW Stranger: :( You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] well that was close
[QUOTE=Max The Mouse;37765202]My first kill, are we allowed to shoot really slow?[/QUOTE] Shoot at any pace! Point your gun at them even!
I think I won the game. [QUOTE]You: Hey. Stranger: what up You: Just surviving. You: You? Stranger: same shit Stranger: different day You: Could you spare me some ammo? You: Or a weapon of sorts? You: Part of this game called ASLapocalypse. Stranger: what do you want M4 M249 240 bravo i can get to any of them You: Ah, nice. You: Hm. You: M249 if ya can spare me a few boxes of ammunition? Stranger: to easy You: 200 round belt boxes most preferebealy. Stranger: that will go by to fast You: I mean, could you give me a few boxes You: Like 3-4? Stranger: oh ya of course Stranger: here ya go *hands the gun and ammo*[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew You: Pew Pew Stranger: pew You: Oh shit You: HE"S SHOOTING BACK Stranger: what is that You: THE ZOMBIE IS SHOOTING BACK You: OH GOD You: THEY CAN USE GUNS Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m or Stranger: m or f You: pew Stranger: ? You: PEW PEW Stranger: are u shooting me You: YES You: PEW Stranger: PEW PEW PEE Stranger: LOL PEW* Stranger: ur dead You: OH HELL NO THE ZOMBIES HAVE GUNS TOO You: AH FACK You: *dead* You have disconnected.[/quote] I died on my third zombie. The clever zombies have guns too :c.
is it ok if i just keep updating my second post like a journal?
[quote]Stranger: Hi there. You: Hello Stranger: What's up? You: Trying to survive. Stranger: From what? You: The zombies. Stranger: Haha. Stranger: What zombies? You: They're everywhere. Stranger: So why are you on omegle? You: You enter a room, and they say "a/s/l" Stranger: Mhm. Stranger: Well I'm no zombie. You: Good. You: Do you have any extra ammunition? I just had to fight three in a row. Stranger: Nah. Stranger: I simply disconnect them. You: I'd do that, but I'm trying to get out of the other side of this complex. You: I can't backtrack. Stranger: Hm. Stranger: What complex? You: The one we're in right now. Stranger: And what's on the other side? You: I don't know. I guess I'll find out when I get there. Hopefully it's better than where I came from. Stranger: Why don't you stay with me? You: I would, but. . . I feel safer alone. Stranger: Haha. Stranger: What a joke. You: What? This is my survival we're talking about. Stranger: Exactly. You: You just said you don't have an ammunition! Stranger: And? You: So why would I be safer with you? Stranger: Well I find it hard to believe that just because a zombie can walk, it has superhuman strength. Stranger: I'm pretty sure using ammunition is a waste of money. You: Have you seen what it's like out there? I don't think money is an issue anymore. Stranger: It is when you consider putting a bullet in a rogue survivor's head is more valuable than a weak ass rotting zombie. Stranger: Imagine how much ammo you could salvage from killing one survivor, Stranger: Rather than wasting it on killing zombies. You: I. . . really feel like I need to go, now. Stranger: Not until you suck my dick. You: NO. You have disconnected.[/quote] What has the world come to, zombies everywhere and he's trying to rape me.
Hmm, but how do you lose? By running out of bullets or?
I assume by having no bullets when you meet an asl. [quote]You: hey Stranger: heyy :P Stranger: asl? You: SHIT, ZOMBIES You: BLAM Stranger: Mmmmm brainz. You: BLAM Stranger: Moar brainz. nom nom nom You: GET BACK YOU FUCKING MONSTER You: BLAM Stranger: I not monster, just misunderstood. unghhh You: BLAM Stranger: Why you hurt mehhhh You: BLAM You: I WILL END THIS ASL PLUAGE You: BLAM Stranger: brainzbrainzbrainz You: BLAM[/quote] Shit, these things are TOUGH!
aw yeah, one bullet. [quote]Stranger: hi You: sup Stranger: asl You: what is one.. shit You: pew pew[/quote]
[quote] Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU You: well then would you be so kind as to spare some ammo to me? Stranger: ????? You: the asl'ers are hard to kill these days You: i need more ammo Stranger: hahahhahahahha You: you wouldnt happen to have any, would you? You: this is no laughing matter, man/woman Stranger: i wish! let me know if u find some! Stranger: woman lol You: women are rare around here You: i suggest you keep your guard You: the asl'er are relentless Stranger: haha why's that? Stranger: to many pedofiles? You: yes You: do you want to know how to kill them? Stranger: TELL ME! You: very well You: when you come across an asl'er You: you must fire at them till they disconnect You: to fire at them, you type "pew pew" till they leave Stranger: hahahha You: if you have no ammo left, then you're right fucked Stranger: that's great thanks! Stranger: WAIT Stranger: how do i know u aren't one :P You: welcome to the ASLpocolypes You: i ask myself that same question every day Stranger: awkward. Stranger: lol Stranger: so if i said "asl" u would try to destroy me? You: well its clear now that you're not an asl'er Stranger: haha ok. good You: you have ammo, right? Stranger: if course! Stranger: of* You: how much? Stranger: good question You: well, i must continue on my journey Stranger: do your best! and DON'T DIE Stranger: good luck!! You: il try You: and remember, stranger You: aim for the heart, for they have no brain You: keep that in mind Stranger: hahhaha know that you made my day! Stranger: and i will You have disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765352]is it ok if i just keep updating my second post like a journal?[/QUOTE] Sure! Go for it!
[quote]Stranger: hi You: H-hello? Stranger: asl You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW Stranger: bang Stranger: bang You: PEWPEW Stranger: bang You: OH SHIT ITS GOT A GUN Stranger: bang Stranger: RAWR You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW You: PEWPEW Stranger: BANG You: PEW- Stranger: BANG You: FUCKJ You: IM HIT Stranger: BANG You: OH GOD Stranger: RAWR You: GET IT AWAY Stranger: STOMP Stranger: STOMP You: OH GOD OW Stranger: STOMP You: GOD HELP ME Stranger: CHEW Stranger: CHEW You: OH GOD ITS EATING ME You: HELP Stranger: NOMNOMNONMN You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Stranger: CHEW You: Hrghl. Stranger: SWALLOW You: aaassslllll You: braaains You: grhl[/quote] they're learning
[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 m You: can i have a katana? Stranger: katanaa? Stranger: asl You: yes, can i have one, please? Stranger: wat zz dat You: a type of sword, can i have one, please? Stranger: ya why nt Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Fuck yes, katana!
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765215] You: hello? You: are you a survivor? Stranger: yes You: oh, thank god. im low on ammo, do you have anything to spare? Stranger: yeah You: can i ave a couple of bullets then? Stranger: Sure You: il just need 10 or so You: that should suffice for my next encounter with an undead asl'er Stranger: alright Stranger: *gives you about 20 * You: you're a very generous man You: thank you Stranger: I'm a girl... You: really? thats rare in this part of the wastelands You: i thought all the women were driven off during the great ASL rapture You: well, its nice to meet you. i am bob, from vault facepunch You: anyways, i must continue on my journey. i wish you the best of luck, and remember. shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for they have no brain You: [b]eyes work too[/b] You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] Am I seeing a very subtle Fallout reference here?
This is so much fun. [quote]Stranger: m or f You: shit, another infected Stranger: what You: did you get bitten by an asl zombie? Stranger: no way u did too You: symptoms include asking m or f, so i think you are infected Stranger: gnarley Stranger: no im not You: i have to end you. consider it a mercy kill. Stranger: wait uu a girl You: *Sniff* god be with you you poor fool. You: BLAM![/quote]
I love that motto. Shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for that have no brain. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] So my power went. Killing my comp. Had a really nice drama with a dude that shotbzombies with his ass :v:
[quote]You: hello Stranger: m You: a survivor You: great, I could stock up You: what do you havbe with you? Stranger: what? You: what weapons do you have? Stranger: my penis You: alright, chip it off, I'll take it You: how many buillets will it cost? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v: [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] Oh wow, fuck, I just spent all my bullets on my first zombie.
What motive is there for shooting more than once?
[quote]You: Hi Stranger: hey You: You a survivor? Stranger: oh yah You: Ok good Stranger: Yuppers....asl? You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] 15 bullets left :P [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [quote]Stranger: Hey asl You: SHIT You: pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew Stranger: If ur a girl with kik Hmu chargers19 You: DIE ALREADY You: Pew pew You: Pew pew You: Pew pew Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] 5 bullets left,shit.
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