[B]IMPORTANT CIVIL PROTECTION ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Remember Civillians! Aim for the heart for they have no brain!
ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT CIVIL PROTECTION ANNOUNCEMENT![/B]
[B]CIVIL PROTECTION DRONE SCOUTING REVEALS THAT A FOREIGN NATION HAS DEPLOYED ROBOT TROOPERS IN THE (VERY BAD) DISGUISE OF A MAN
THEESE ROBOTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS AS THEY ARE VIRTUALLY IMPERVIOUS TO SMALL ARMS FIRE! THE ONLY WAY TO KILL THEM IS BY THE USE OF EXPLOSIVES AND FAST FEETS.[/B]
(you can survive a bot asl'er by dropping an explosive item and disconnecting)
Ok. So while brushing my teeth i had this idea:
ASLapocalypse
Basically you go on Omegle, if the person says asl they are a zombie, and you have to shoot them. You have 20 bullets. [del]It costs 1 to kill a zombie.[/del] You shoot bullets untill they disconnect.
If they dont say asl, but actually try to converse, they are another survivor. You can restock your ammunition if you ask them politely and they say yes.
Alternatively, you can ask for an item. If its something you can hit with, wooden items takes 2 kills before breaking, 3 for metal and 1 for everything else.
Ask them if they know Facepunch, if they do they are part of your survival group, and you both get full ammo, you can even trade items.
Post your logs! Merry ASLapocalypse!
How the fuck will i shoot them?
"Pew Pew"?
Yep.
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: boo
You: Hey
You: Do you have anything to trade
You: I could really need a metal pipe
You: or some more ammunition
Stranger: i have a brick and some gum
Stranger: i will need 5000 dollars
You: I take the brick for 2 9mm bullets
You: Money isn't worth anything anymore
You: You need weapons
Stranger: wtf u on about
You: Without them you are basically fucked
You: Just give me the brick, please.
You: C'mon.
You: I had to shoot one of them twice 'till he died
Stranger: are you high?
You: I'm just up for trading
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
You: I'm looking to trade
Stranger: hey asl
You: Oh god
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: are u female
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: are you female
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: im a surivor
You: Good!
Stranger: im gonna make it
You: finally!
You: Could you give me some 9mm ammo?
Stranger: is everyone else dead.. ?
You: I just lost 9 bullets
Stranger: yeah!!
Stranger: take what you can
You: *picks up 10 9mm bullets*
You: Do you also have some other weapons?
Stranger: did the zombies get to you guys already.....
You: Like combat knifes or maybe even guns?
You: I already killed two
You: didn't see any other zombies around here yet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: asl
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: Asl
You: SHIT!
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: FUCKING DIE ALREADY
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: idiot
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Oh not again...
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: JUST DIE ALREADY
Stranger: dont kill me :p
Stranger: i am not interested by you asl really lol
Stranger: but it's a manner to start the conversation
You: DAMMIT, THEY EVOLVED! THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES!
You: Pew Pew
You: DIE YOU ZOMBIE SCUM!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: hhhhhh bitch please !! die :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hello(: asl?
You: Please tell me you are a survivor
You: Oh god
You: Please no
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hi. Im Tarvi. You ? :))
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: what?
You: Please tell me you aren't infected
Stranger: Im not infected
You: I really need some ammo! Could you lend me some?
You: Like 20 9mm rounds
Stranger: Sure
You: Thanks a lot!
You: *Grabs 20 9mm bullets*
You: Do you have any other spare stuff?
You: Like machine guns or rifles?
You: A shotgun would come in handy
Stranger: I got 3 shotguns
Stranger: But not so much ammo for those
Stranger: And some mp5's
Stranger: * Gives 1 shotgun *
You: Thanks for the shotty!
You: How much ammo do you have for those?
Stranger: About 30bullets
You: mind giving me about 10?
Stranger: Yes sure
Stranger: * Gives 10 *
You: Oh wow thanks!
You: I just killed 4 of them in a row and I was really running out of ammo
Stranger: Where you're planning to go now?
You: Didn't meet a survivor for days
You: I don't know
You: maybe to vault facepunch
You: I heared it's safe there[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Back of me you brainless monster!
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
Stranger: helo
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: Eat my shotgun shells!
You: Pow Pow
Stranger: im m
Stranger: 20
You: Back off!
Stranger: usa
You: Pow Pow
Stranger: you
You: Eat lead!
You: Pow Pow
Stranger: ru f
You: Pow Pow
You: DIE ALREADY!
You: Pow Pow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: No
You: NOOOOOOOO!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: okay
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: take a vallium
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
You: You're a survivor?
Stranger: Your a piece of shit die in hell bitch
You: No don't shoot!
You: I'm one of you!
You: I'm not infected!
Stranger: Great well i am...
You: It didn't break out yet!
You: There might still be hope!
Stranger: There is
You: But, do you have anything on you
You: Like guns or ammo?
You: I'm in need of shotgun shells!
Stranger: Ok well i have some..
You: How much?
Stranger: Fuck off!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
You: You're a survivor?
Stranger: hey asl
You: Oh god
You: NOOOOO!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: pewww
You: OH HOLY SHIT
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: oh myyy
You: Pew Pew
You: DIE!
Stranger: u craycray hun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey!
Stranger: hi
You: You're a survivor?
Stranger: asl
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: ?
You: Pew Pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Hey!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Pew Pew
You: Die!
You: Fucking Die!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: well her dere babe
You: Back off already you asler scum!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: r u a boy:)))
You: Pew Pew
You: ARGH
Stranger: so u a boy by the age of 16
You: I'm running out of ammo!
You: DIE ALREADY!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: im unstoppable babe!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: babe how old r u?
You: Pew Pew
You: BACK OFF!
Stranger: huh? how old r u babe
You: *Takes out the shotty*
You: Pow Pow
Stranger: bye i died
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[B]Status:[/B] Alive
[B]Kill count:[/B] 12
[B]Survivors met:[/B] 4
[B]Total pistol ammo wasted:[/B] 40
[B]Total shotgun ammo wasted:[/B] 6
[B]Inventory:[/B]
Pistol(10 bullets)
Shotgun(4 shells)
[QUOTE=marvinelo;37764935]I disconnected, because he didn't respond, most likely a bot.
Life is hard in the zone...[/QUOTE]
Haha yeah it is!
Lemme see if i can get a log!
[quote]
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[/quote]
ITS SCREWED UP FUCK :suicide:
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: just 3 questions:
1. are you a girl?
2. do you have kik?
3. do you have a nice ass?
You: I dont have a nice ass, but ihave a nice gun for you asl zombie bastards!
You: *blam !
Stranger: "dies"
You: Yay
You: 17 bullets left
Stranger: "becomes zombie and eats your brain"
Stranger: k.o!
Stranger: bam!
You: Nope. Thats not how it works.
You: You keep talking
You: *blam
You: 16
You: WHY DONT YOU DIE!
Stranger: im a zombie
Stranger: im already dead
You: *blam
You: 15
Stranger: im a well-educated zombie
You: Oh fuck
Stranger: I can speak correct Englisg
Stranger: English*
Stranger: im sorry
You: Oh god!
Stranger: my friends are all like: ahhhh arhhbrnfmcmsjdkdk
Stranger: and then they eat your penis
You: NO THEY DONT!
Stranger: atleast the girls do
You: THEY ARENT EVEN HERE!
You: YOU ZOMBIE BASTARD!
Stranger: behind you mothafucka!
You: SHIT
Stranger: suprise buttsex!
You: SHIIIIIIT
Stranger: lol!
You: Fuck im dead man!
Stranger: how old are you dude?
Stranger: im 16[/quote]
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey sexy
You: Hey I could really use some ammo.
Stranger: why
You: The zombies are everywhere.
Stranger: right.... try chopping their heads off i gues...
You: I have this gun, but I need some ammo. I only got twenty shots left.
Stranger: good for u - gd luck im leaving u
You: No! I NEED THE AMO!
Stranger: remember ur penis is a vital weapon
You: DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE.
You: MY PENIS JUST MAKES THEM WANT TO EAT ME MORE.
You: HELP.[/QUOTE]
[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey I need ammo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: PEW
You: PEWPEWP
You: PEW
You: DIE ZOMBIE
You: PEW
Stranger: i'm 19 us
You: YOU ARE ALL FUR COATS AND NO KNICKERS BITCH.
Stranger: I did thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/OLcyV1[/url]
Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid
You: RETREEAATTT[/QUOTE]
[Quote]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: OH GOD
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: 19 us
You: PEW PEW
You: DIE FOUL BEAST
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/UQHaYF[/url]
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it?
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: omegle is getin boring
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: g2g now, cya
You: CLICK, CLICK
You: CLICK CLICK CLICK
You: STAY BACK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
the bastard used up all my ammo
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765089]the bastard used up all my ammo[/QUOTE]
That was a bot. Doesn't count.
I assume.
Edit: This is brilliant fun, but what about the "m/f" people
Are they living infected i must mercy kill?
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37765127]That was a bot. Doesn't count.
I assume.[/QUOTE]
If they do not respond, they have lost interest in your fresh and juicy meat, just go on.
Also, try to mug another survivor, its fun, unless they run away.
[QUOTE]
You: Hi
Stranger: m
You: PEW
You: PEW
Stranger: smd
You: PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
My first kill, are we allowed to shoot really slow?
well, i came across a really nice dude(?) the next round
[quote]
Stranger: female here
You: hello fellow survivor
You: do you have any extra ammo on your?
You: i used up all my last bullets on the last undead asl'er
Stranger: just call them a dick or a whore
Stranger: that's my unlimited ammo
You: it doesnt work, mate
You: do you have any spare bullets on your?
You: or metal pipes
You: im pleadin with you mate, i wont survive the next encounter
You: if i dont ave any a weapon on me
Stranger: *hands you extra bullets* use them wisely
You: god bless you
You: *5 extra bullets added*
You: how have you been coming along in this wasteland then?
Stranger: i ignore the "asl's" 99% of the time
You: i wish i could run, but the bastards are quick
You: with their webcam links
Stranger: or their kik/skype usernames
You: iv yet to come across any of those, but i was prepositioned with a webcam link
You: i used up all my ammo on the twisted bastard
Stranger: need any more weapons? i have a shed full of them
You: really? anything will help, man
Stranger: *goes to shed and opens it* pick what you want, but don't touch my knives
You: *marvels at wide range of weaponry*
You: could i take the crowbar?
Stranger: sure. take it. didn't really use it that much anyway
You: thanks
You: *stores crowbar in inventory*
You: hopefully i wont come across any other zombies like the last one
You: anyways, i must continue my journey
You: i appreciate the generosity. if it wasnt for you, i would most likely be dead in the future
Stranger: good luck. aim for the heart, since they don't have a brain
Stranger: the eyes work too
You: il keep that in mind
You: goodbye, hopefully we shall cross paths again
Stranger: hopefully. bye
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
on the following foot of my journey, i came across an odd individual.
[Quote]
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: ;)
You: hello, survivor
Stranger: <3<3<33<33<3<<33<33<33<33<33<<3
You: do you have any spare ammon on you?
Stranger: YES<3
You: great! can you spare some bullets?
Stranger: oh i like it
Stranger: yes ofc
You: 20'll do
You: then i must be off to fight off more undead asl'ers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/Quote]
after having this conversation, the man(??) fled into the night, never to be seen again.
thus, my journey continues
[quote]
You: hello?
You: are you a survivor?
Stranger: yes
You: oh, thank god. im low on ammo, do you have anything to spare?
Stranger: yeah
You: can i ave a couple of bullets then?
Stranger: Sure
You: il just need 10 or so
You: that should suffice for my next encounter with an undead asl'er
Stranger: alright
Stranger: *gives you about 20 *
You: you're a very generous man
You: thank you
Stranger: I'm a girl...
You: really? thats rare in this part of the wastelands
You: i thought all the women were driven off during the great ASL rapture
You: well, its nice to meet you. i am bob, from vault facepunch
You: anyways, i must continue on my journey. i wish you the best of luck, and remember. shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for they have no brain
You: eyes work too
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
she was the quiet type, but her generosity was unmatched by anyone else i met
[quote]
Stranger: hiya asl
You: shit shit shit
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
You: hello?
Stranger: how are you madam?
You: i am no madam, sir
[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: hey.. if you're a girl, guy here, i need help with something style related
You: im a survivor, does that count?
You: il help you with your style if you spare me a couple bullets
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: DIE FUCKER
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: yo
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: good to see a fellow survivor
Stranger: of what?
You: the aslpocolypse
You: havent you noticed?
Stranger: someone needs to learn how to spell
Stranger: if you're tryna sell me a story at least make it look convincing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
shoulda used a bullet on him..
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hii, asl?
You: SHIT
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
[quote]
Stranger: m or f
You: S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
apparently Survivor isnt a gender
[quote]
You: hello?
Stranger: hey
You: a survivor
You: thank god
Stranger: cool :D
You: i come from vault facepunch
Stranger: wtf
You: have you had any run ins with asl'ers?
Stranger: umm no?
You: the ones around here are pretty brutal
Stranger: should have?
You: no
You: you shouldnt
Stranger: good
You: they take a lot of ammo
Stranger: then i ahvend missed sth important
Stranger: havent*
You: do you ave any spare ammo on you?
You: we could maybe make a trade
Stranger: wtf are u talkin about lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
You: ...hello?
Stranger: Hello there.
You: good, a survivor
Stranger: Indeed.
You: do you have any spare bullets on you, mate?
Stranger: I do *hands bullets over*
You: thanks! how many did you give me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
i guess that would be a handful of bullets, which is around 8
[quote]
Stranger: Ill punch in the face
Stranger: If you ask me my ASL
You: oh thank god
Stranger: ILL MURDER YOUR KITTEN
You: you're a survivor then?
Stranger: if you say that
You: no man, im on your side
Stranger: A survivor of what
You: iv been fighting off the undead asl's
Stranger: a zombe apocalips
Stranger: apoka lips
You: the ASLapocalypse
You: thats what
Stranger: ASLalypes
You: close enough
Stranger: YUP
You: do you have any spare bullets on you?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: chocolate rain
Stranger: some stay dry
Stranger: others feel the fain
You: i, should, uhh..go
Stranger: ME 2
Stranger: BIOTCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
poor bastard's lost his mind
[QUOTE]
Stranger: Hey 15 f uk you? just want someone to talk to..
You: 17 survivor AMERICA FUCK YOU DEMON SPAWN
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]
You: survivor, or asl'er?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: f japan 18
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: sweet
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: whats ur name
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: i am sydney
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wanna cam
You: SYDNEY ISNT A JAPANESE NAME YOU LYING CUNT PEW PEW
Stranger: add mee
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: bit.ly/PxIAFt
[/QUOTE]
pretty sure it was just a bot, so i guess it doesnt count
[quote]
You: survivor or asl'er?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Survivor?
Stranger: Like the show?
You: no
You: like the act of surviving
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE]
You: survivor or undead asl'er?
Stranger: 17 m itaiy
You: dammit
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
its a well known fact that the italians are low level enemies
[quote]
You: survivor?
Stranger: m 17 USA horny kik
You: or dirty
You: FUCK
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: Hi, My name is John Cara, Im 32, and I'm a mormon.
You: are you an asl'er?
Stranger: ?
You: one who asl's
You: you are aware of the ASLapocalypse, right?
Stranger: no.
You: well, that is unfortunate
You: do you have any spare ammunition?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
MORMONS CONFIRMED FOR IGNORANCE OF ASL'ERS
[quote]
Stranger: looking for a horny girl to chat with on skype msn or kik ;) i'm 17 m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
horny 17 year olds are apparently weaker than italians
[quote]
Stranger: hey
Stranger: adl
Stranger: qsl
Stranger: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
couldnt spell asl right, and self combusted out of shame.
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: you poor bastard
You: the asl'ers got you
Stranger: what
You: you'll change into them soon
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am victoria you
You: i am bob, here to put you out of your misery
You: just close your eyes, it will be swift
Stranger: hehe
You: *sniff* goodnight, sweet prince(ss?)
You: pew pew
Stranger: hehe so you cld i am
Stranger: cold
You: OH GOD, HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: lol
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: i am guessing you are very bored
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: what are you doing
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: pew npew
Stranger: pew
Stranger: pew
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: I WIN
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
Stranger: PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: ok i am dead
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: :)
You: THE DEAD DONT SPEAK, ALL THEY KNOW OF IS DEATH ITSELF
You: DIE UNHOLY BEAST
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: :(
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
well that was close
[QUOTE=Max The Mouse;37765202]My first kill, are we allowed to shoot really slow?[/QUOTE]
Shoot at any pace! Point your gun at them even!
I think I won the game.
[QUOTE]You: Hey.
Stranger: what up
You: Just surviving.
You: You?
Stranger: same shit
Stranger: different day
You: Could you spare me some ammo?
You: Or a weapon of sorts?
You: Part of this game called ASLapocalypse.
Stranger: what do you want M4 M249 240 bravo i can get to any of them
You: Ah, nice.
You: Hm.
You: M249 if ya can spare me a few boxes of ammunition?
Stranger: to easy
You: 200 round belt boxes most preferebealy.
Stranger: that will go by to fast
You: I mean, could you give me a few boxes
You: Like 3-4?
Stranger: oh ya of course
Stranger: here ya go *hands the gun and ammo*[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: pew
You: Oh shit
You: HE"S SHOOTING BACK
Stranger: what is that
You: THE ZOMBIE IS SHOOTING BACK
You: OH GOD
You: THEY CAN USE GUNS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or
Stranger: m or f
You: pew
Stranger: ?
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: are u shooting me
You: YES
You: PEW
Stranger: PEW PEW PEE
Stranger: LOL PEW*
Stranger: ur dead
You: OH HELL NO THE ZOMBIES HAVE GUNS TOO
You: AH FACK
You: *dead*
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I died on my third zombie. The clever zombies have guns too :c.
is it ok if i just keep updating my second post like a journal?
[quote]Stranger: Hi there.
You: Hello
Stranger: What's up?
You: Trying to survive.
Stranger: From what?
You: The zombies.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: What zombies?
You: They're everywhere.
Stranger: So why are you on omegle?
You: You enter a room, and they say "a/s/l"
Stranger: Mhm.
Stranger: Well I'm no zombie.
You: Good.
You: Do you have any extra ammunition? I just had to fight three in a row.
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: I simply disconnect them.
You: I'd do that, but I'm trying to get out of the other side of this complex.
You: I can't backtrack.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: What complex?
You: The one we're in right now.
Stranger: And what's on the other side?
You: I don't know. I guess I'll find out when I get there. Hopefully it's better than where I came from.
Stranger: Why don't you stay with me?
You: I would, but. . . I feel safer alone.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: What a joke.
You: What? This is my survival we're talking about.
Stranger: Exactly.
You: You just said you don't have an ammunition!
Stranger: And?
You: So why would I be safer with you?
Stranger: Well I find it hard to believe that just because a zombie can walk, it has superhuman strength.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure using ammunition is a waste of money.
You: Have you seen what it's like out there? I don't think money is an issue anymore.
Stranger: It is when you consider putting a bullet in a rogue survivor's head is more valuable than a weak ass rotting zombie.
Stranger: Imagine how much ammo you could salvage from killing one survivor,
Stranger: Rather than wasting it on killing zombies.
You: I. . . really feel like I need to go, now.
Stranger: Not until you suck my dick.
You: NO.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
What has the world come to, zombies everywhere and he's trying to rape me.
Hmm, but how do you lose? By running out of bullets or?
I assume by having no bullets when you meet an asl.
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: heyy :P
Stranger: asl?
You: SHIT, ZOMBIES
You: BLAM
Stranger: Mmmmm brainz.
You: BLAM
Stranger: Moar brainz. nom nom nom
You: GET BACK YOU FUCKING MONSTER
You: BLAM
Stranger: I not monster, just misunderstood. unghhh
You: BLAM
Stranger: Why you hurt mehhhh
You: BLAM
You: I WILL END THIS ASL PLUAGE
You: BLAM
Stranger: brainzbrainzbrainz
You: BLAM[/quote]
Shit, these things are TOUGH!
aw yeah,
one bullet.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: asl
You: what is one.. shit
You: pew pew[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
You: well then would you be so kind as to spare some ammo to me?
Stranger: ?????
You: the asl'ers are hard to kill these days
You: i need more ammo
Stranger: hahahhahahahha
You: you wouldnt happen to have any, would you?
You: this is no laughing matter, man/woman
Stranger: i wish! let me know if u find some!
Stranger: woman lol
You: women are rare around here
You: i suggest you keep your guard
You: the asl'er are relentless
Stranger: haha why's that?
Stranger: to many pedofiles?
You: yes
You: do you want to know how to kill them?
Stranger: TELL ME!
You: very well
You: when you come across an asl'er
You: you must fire at them till they disconnect
You: to fire at them, you type "pew pew" till they leave
Stranger: hahahha
You: if you have no ammo left, then you're right fucked
Stranger: that's great thanks!
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: how do i know u aren't one :P
You: welcome to the ASLpocolypes
You: i ask myself that same question every day
Stranger: awkward.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so if i said "asl" u would try to destroy me?
You: well its clear now that you're not an asl'er
Stranger: haha ok. good
You: you have ammo, right?
Stranger: if course!
Stranger: of*
You: how much?
Stranger: good question
You: well, i must continue on my journey
Stranger: do your best! and DON'T DIE
Stranger: good luck!!
You: il try
You: and remember, stranger
You: aim for the heart, for they have no brain
You: keep that in mind
Stranger: hahhaha know that you made my day!
Stranger: and i will
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765352]is it ok if i just keep updating my second post like a journal?[/QUOTE]
Sure! Go for it!
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: H-hello?
Stranger: asl
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
Stranger: bang
Stranger: bang
You: PEWPEW
Stranger: bang
You: OH SHIT ITS GOT A GUN
Stranger: bang
Stranger: RAWR
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
You: PEWPEW
Stranger: BANG
You: PEW-
Stranger: BANG
You: FUCKJ
You: IM HIT
Stranger: BANG
You: OH GOD
Stranger: RAWR
You: GET IT AWAY
Stranger: STOMP
Stranger: STOMP
You: OH GOD OW
Stranger: STOMP
You: GOD HELP ME
Stranger: CHEW
Stranger: CHEW
You: OH GOD ITS EATING ME
You: HELP
Stranger: NOMNOMNONMN
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Stranger: CHEW
You: Hrghl.
Stranger: SWALLOW
You: aaassslllll
You: braaains
You: grhl[/quote]
they're learning
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m
You: can i have a katana?
Stranger: katanaa?
Stranger: asl
You: yes, can i have one, please?
Stranger: wat zz dat
You: a type of sword, can i have one, please?
Stranger: ya why nt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Fuck yes, katana!
[QUOTE=bob4life;37765215]
You: hello?
You: are you a survivor?
Stranger: yes
You: oh, thank god. im low on ammo, do you have anything to spare?
Stranger: yeah
You: can i ave a couple of bullets then?
Stranger: Sure
You: il just need 10 or so
You: that should suffice for my next encounter with an undead asl'er
Stranger: alright
Stranger: *gives you about 20 *
You: you're a very generous man
You: thank you
Stranger: I'm a girl...
You: really? thats rare in this part of the wastelands
You: i thought all the women were driven off during the great ASL rapture
You: well, its nice to meet you. i am bob, from vault facepunch
You: anyways, i must continue on my journey. i wish you the best of luck, and remember. shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for they have no brain
You: [b]eyes work too[/b]
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Am I seeing a very subtle Fallout reference here?
This is so much fun.
[quote]Stranger: m or f
You: shit, another infected
Stranger: what
You: did you get bitten by an asl zombie?
Stranger: no way u did too
You: symptoms include asking m or f, so i think you are infected
Stranger: gnarley
Stranger: no im not
You: i have to end you. consider it a mercy kill.
Stranger: wait uu a girl
You: *Sniff* god be with you you poor fool.
You: BLAM![/quote]
I love that motto.
Shoot the asl'ers in the heart, for that have no brain.
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
So my power went. Killing my comp. Had a really nice drama with a dude that shotbzombies with his ass :v:
[quote]You: hello
Stranger: m
You: a survivor
You: great, I could stock up
You: what do you havbe with you?
Stranger: what?
You: what weapons do you have?
Stranger: my penis
You: alright, chip it off, I'll take it
You: how many buillets will it cost?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:v:
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
Oh wow, fuck, I just spent all my bullets on my first zombie.
What motive is there for shooting more than once?
[quote]You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: You a survivor?
Stranger: oh yah
You: Ok good
Stranger: Yuppers....asl?
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
15 bullets left :P
[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: Hey asl
You: SHIT
You: pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
Stranger: If ur a girl with kik Hmu chargers19
You: DIE ALREADY
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
5 bullets left,shit.
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