[quote]Police say they have arrested the so-called “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.
Christopher Pagano was arrested at his home on Noble Street in Norristown on Thursday afternoon as part of a joint investigation between Philadelphia and Norristown Police, officials tell NBC10 Philadelphia.
The 41-year-old has allegedly been spotted driving up to women and asking them if they would like to get paid to see him put Swiss cheese on his genitals.[/quote]
Source:[url]http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-Arrest-240553061.html[/url]
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Well that was quick.
World Peace has being created
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43566029]World Peace has being created[/QUOTE]
This is what history has been leading up to.
dick cheese
Glad to see this munster is behind bars.
God damn his stare is terrifying, it's also amazing that an operation between two cities they were able to track him down. I wonder if he has any videos online, he probably does.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;43566105]Glad to see this munster is behind bars.[/QUOTE]
How Gouda you do this?
They have a strong queso 'gainst him
[QUOTE=Mingebox;43566105]Glad to see this munster is behind bars.[/QUOTE]
honestly, the media bleu this whole thing way out of proportion
I wish I was sharp enough to make puns.
The guards will have to be extra sharp when around him, he's a krafty one.
All in all, it's for the grater good.
I'm honestly [I]adelost[/I] with the large [I]abondance[/I] of horrible cheese puns. Frankly, you all should know [I]cheddar[/I] than this, the mods should be [I] banon[/I] all of you.
:suicide:
Meh,he'll get out of it cause the prosecution's case is full of holes.
Cheddar.
it ain't easy being cheesy
Do we have a description of his genitals? Was it wearing a little beret? Did it have a twirly mustache?
[editline]16th January 2014[/editline]
How quickly did it give him up?
The second mugshot of the guy looks like a face tim and eric would make by combining stock photos or something
Whatever this dude just looks like a tim and eric actor
This would probably turn Jerry off of Swiss Cheese for quite a while, if not life.
His spree sexual disturbance sure ended [B]Brie[/B]fly.
I'm getting feta up with these puns
in his 2nd pic he looks like a drengin from galactic civilizations
dangerously cheesy!
tehy finally caught the ol swiss cheese freak, huh? hopefully he gets sent up the river to a good prison. i, for one wont feel safe until they get the gouda groper off the street. Plus the cheddar pedo is still running rampant. What's this you're saying into an old timey rotary phone? Stilton Milton, the old perv, is running wild in central park? Better get outta there; these are dangerous times. Hopefully someone puts out an APB for the Halloumi Loonie. Calling all cars, calling all cars, all cops to the the intersection of 3rd and Green, we've got wind of another one of those twisted harvarti parties going down at the cheese cottage. This city has gone to shit.
I wonder if he offered them a lot of cheddar to look at his junk
[QUOTE=Flapadar;43569557]I wonder if he offered them a lot of cheddar to look at his junk[/QUOTE]
i think they were automatically offered a lot of cheddar after they looked at his junk :wink:
i bet it feels good to stuff your peccorino into some swiss, tho
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