• How do you like YOUR Bananas?
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[B]BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO READ, THIS IS THE THREAD MUSIC. NON-COMPULSARY [/B] [MEDIA][URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY[/URL][/media] There are many varieties of the 'Banana'. One species that is known to evolve over time. [B]EVOLUTION STAGE 1[/B] We begin with the first variety of banana. The green banana, some beleive that the green color is due to Rric Bana starring in a Hulk movie, whose last name is only 2 letters away from actually being 'banana'. [IMG]http://www.nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/groenebanaan.jpg[/IMG] [B]EVOLUTION STAGE 2[/B] The second variety of Banana is the yellow god These bananas are at their peak of evolution and are prime for consumption. Many myths prophecise the uprising of these 'Yellow gods' I have thumbnailed this yellow beauty for the image was far too large. If you wish to see the Banana in all its godly glory, click the thumbnail. [img_thumb]http://www.agoratulsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/banana.jpg[/img_thumb] Many have tried to build monuments of these yellow gods but their attempts have been futile. [IMG]http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-09/geostationary-banana-over-earth.jpg[/IMG] [B]EVOLUTION STAGE 3[/B] The next Banana i will introduce is the aged banana. It's clearly had a lengthy life and for some odd reason was an ugly fucker or was forgotten about, thus was not consumed. This banana is a wise fruit and must be eaten only by wise men. [IMG]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/bl/blary54/703506_ripe_banana.jpg[/IMG] [B]EVOLUTION STAGE 4[/B] I shall now begin by telling you about the second to last banana in the evolution stage. The black banana, some beleive that this Banana is designed to keep a racial balance. Others beleive that this Banana is a ninja Banana due to its dark color, but it is most commonly known as the loner Banana. However it may lead a secret life (such as a ninja) that we do not know of. This Banana can not get much older than it is. Rumour has it that black banana's congregate in packs. [IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/1477612540_0db7981038.jpg[/IMG] [B]EVOLUTION STAGE 5[/B] Now this is the Final stage in the banana evolution. The [B]SPACE BANANA.[/B] There is not much known about why the space Banana is how it is, all that is known that is once the black banana reaches its maximum evolution boundary, it begins to turn back yellow and then ascends into orbit, we have recently discovered how it operates whilst in orbit. Here is a more detailed explination of how the black banana operates once it has evolved into the space banana. [IMG]http://extremecraft.typepad.com/extreme_craft/images/2007/09/12/banana.jpg[/IMG] And a photo of the space banana in action. [IMG]http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/space_banana.jpg[/IMG] Oh and i'd just mention, watch out for these stripper Bananas, these horny fucks hang around on street corners just begging to be stripped and shit. [B]NSFW IMAGE [/B] [IMG]http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/banana11.jpg[/IMG] Jesus fuck look at that promiscuous pose, fucking slut. Half stripped and everything. [IMG]http://www.mrrush.com/gallery/bananapr0ntw.jpg[/IMG] Some horny fuck looking at Banana porn. How do you like em.
I really want a banana now.
I prefer the peel grinded, boiled and smoked :smug:
With ice cream, but yellow.
Gold
Up my ass. Gaybows ahoy?
Good in cereals yo
My dad is actually scared of bananas.
"Black banana created for racial balance" I laughed hard at that.
rated dumb, I don't think my dumb rating is working.
A+ Thread. Revolutionised the way I look at bananas.
Brb getting a banana.
Between stage 2 and 3. It's as most sweet by then. :smile:
[QUOTE=ShinyChrome;21383329]Between stage 2 and 3. It's as most sweet by then. :smile:[/QUOTE] The brown thingies in the banana is the sugar, so the older it gets the more sugar you munge.
I hate when you feel really hungry so you eat a Banana and then you feel more hungry. Might just be me being crazy but hey
My hands are bananas
Here's one of the whores having an interracial three-way with an apple and an orange! [img]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7294/fruitbl.png[/img] [sp]I had to make this for school when we were learning to use Gimp.[/sp]
i love bananas. plain, on toast, on ice cream, and occasionally from the fish & chip shop, deep fried banana (banana fritter). :smile:
fuckin whores
i like them fried
Stage 3 please
I love Stage 3, and I AM a wise man. Facepunch, if you want to be wise men, eat stage 3 bananas.
[QUOTE=mr-kaki;21383691]I AM a wise man.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=117285&dateline=1266268887[/img]
eat 20 bananas in a day and die from the toxins. Just try it and post back
Stage 3 with the brown spots is best, nice and sweet when they're like that.
Shaken, not stirred.
Stage 1.5, I like them a little green
Fuck bananas apples is where it's at. [IMG]http://www.candlemaking.com/store/images/91.jpg[/IMG]
Evolution stage 3 if you think otherwise you are a bitch
I took that hi-res banana and put it as my screensaver.
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