Alright, so tonight I was driving home and a friend of mine called asking if I could come meet him at his work after he closes and smoke him up since the day had been so shit. Being the nice guy I debated it a few minutes and caved in. Off I went.
Well after getting some free ice cream from his place of employment and getting smoked up we decided to call it a night and went our separate ways.
I got about half way when I passed a cop with his lights on, didn't even think about it but noticed in my mirror suddenly his lights went off and he began following me.
"Shit... I know it... I know it... I kno- (blue and red lights) ...shit. Shit, shit shit."
"License, insurance, and registration?"
[Two things wrong here. 1) My insurance card is OoD (Out of Date) and the current one is at home. 2) Car probably smells like good ol Mary Jane.]
After explaining my fault with the insurance card he finally brought it up.
"Sir, is there any reason your car faintly smells of marijuana?"
I beefed up a story about getting off work and a co-worker who smokes there. I had my employee badge on me still so I showcased it off and offered my apologies again for my mistake.
He let me go.
Whats best about this is that prior to separating I had just handed my friend over an oz of marijuana I had bought as a gift to him and his roommate (since they love the stuff beyond reason) It's a very... aromatic strain. If he hadn't taken it I would have been SoL.
So Drug-men and women of Facepunch!
[b]Care to share your tales of the Fuzz[/b]?
two nights ago i was with 2 bro's, and my buddies girlfriend, and we were still high as fuck on e and we came to a stop sign, stopped, and right then a cop drove very slowly past us with his spotlight shining right on us. (keep in mind this is like 4:45 am). Unfortunately the direction i had to go was right, which is the same way the cop was, so i kept my distance and drove behind him.
Everyone in the car was panicking to shit because everyone could clearly tell by looking at me that i was fucked on something. Pale as shit, with pupils bigger than my eyes themselves. We kept driving and i decided to turn left. As soon as i turned on my left signal the cop turned his right one on. We assumed he was turning right, but once we finished the turn we saw him U turn.
He starts following us again and i'm passing all these un controlled intersections, yielding as i'm supposed to as the cop keeps coming closer and closer. Eventually we lost him at a light but it was scary shit
I've had the closest call! I've been arrested but let off. Quite a long read but a good story.
It was last December, me and a few mates were in NBs (the only half decent club in town) and we were pretty hammered, we each had a fair bit of coke on us, I had just short of 2 grams. Because we were so hammered we thought we were untouchable so got daring and started racking up lines on a table right in the middle of the club! We'd just done our lines and began racking up another, a glass collector came over to our table, took a few glasses and we rushed to cover up the coke with beer mats, she saw and gave us a cheeky smile so we thought she didn't give two shits and carried on.
10 seconds later just as I'm about to do another line I feel a hand on my shoulder, the bouncers had clocked us. I was picked up and thrown out straight away, as were my friends. The bouncers called the police over and I knew I was fucked straight away. They explained what happened and the police officers started searching me, they asked if I had any more so I thought I might aswell just own up to it and hand it over, I handed over 2 grams that were tucked away in the cuffs of my jeans. The cuffed me and arrested me for posession of a class A drug. They walked me down the road so I was away from my other friends. They asked for my details such as my address and everything, they then started asking me how long I'd been into coke for, I blagged it big time and played the innocent lad. I said I'd only done it a few times and that I was only doing it tonight so I didn't look like a pussy in front of the girls we were with, trying to look as remorseful as I could. They then walked me down an alleyway and that's where I got lucky.
They said I seemed like a genuine, good lad so they put the drugs they took off me and put them down the drain, ripped up my ticket for posession and wrote me out a new one which just stated I was using drugs in a public place and gave me a section 27 which meant I had 30 minutes to leave town. Thank fuck for that! I said thanks, shook their hands and got into a taxi thinking how lucky I'd just been.
2 of my friends did a night in the cells for posession because they got lippy to the police and the 2 other girls with us didn't get in any trouble at all, the bouncers didn't give a fuck about them doing it. Typical.
I took a picture of the form before I burned it because I knew nobody would believe how lucky I was!
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I am one step closer to finding out where you live.
Congratulations but it's a pretty big place round here.
Plus I only ever bother going to town centre at night, I buy my clothes online and it's just full of emos and foreign people during the day so I doubt you'll spot me any time soon ;)
This one time, freshmen year, me and my friends were sitting in these apartment complexes smoking a blunt, we were ditching school at the time also. It's relatively close to my school and we were talking shit about the schools police officer. We were joking about putting laxitives in his donuts and guess who pulls up? The police. Me and my friends book it through these apartments, ran up these stairs, and just sat there. We didn't get caught and I dunno if the police even came out of the car, but i'm glad I didn't get caught.
[QUOTE=5150Luke;16767915]This one time, freshmen year, me and my friends were sitting in these apartment complexes smoking a blunt, we were ditching school at the time also. It's relatively close to my school and we were talking shit about the schools police officer. We were joking about putting laxitives in his donuts and guess who pulls up? The police. Me and my friends book it through these apartments, ran up these stairs, and just sat there. We didn't get caught and I dunno if the police even came out of the car, but i'm glad I didn't get caught.[/QUOTE]
so you're one of the kids who's 2cool4skool?
Me and my friends were walking down the street with 2 bottles of vodka and a quarter of weed. We saw a cop car down the street (the headlights, it was dark and my friend knows a cop's headlights from a distance) so we acted casual while walking, he passed. I looked back and he kept driving, i kept glancing back every 3 seconds. 6 seconds later he hit his brakes and turned onto a street. Then he backed up and turned around towards us.
Me and my two friends fucking BOOKED it into lawns, in and out, i laid prone on the ground staring at the road, the cop passed going super slow, turned around passed again, did it for 15 minutes then we continuted our journey. I was so fucking scared. I wouldn't have been able to go to college if they got us.
Lets see....I was behind a dumpster with a friend, and I heard some sirens nearby. I started freaking the fuck out, and started running the fuck out of there, then realized there were no sirens.
He never stopped laughing at me.
[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16769417]I looked back and he kept driving, i kept glancing back every 3 seconds. [/QUOTE]
This is the reason they turned around.
[QUOTE=MetalToast;16768422]so you're one of the kids who's 2cool4skool?[/QUOTE]
Freshmen year, yea I liked to ditch school to smoke a lot. Was a big fuckup that year.
im inconspicuous, my only experiences are rolling alongside a police car in a party car, and this one time where i got caught.
i wuz ratted on. i plead the fifth and my friend was intimidated so he gave us up.
i got off easy even though i was an asshole to the cops...
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16784486]im inconspicuous, my only experiences are rolling alongside a police car in a party car, and this one time where i got caught.
i wuz ratted on. i plead the fifth and my friend was intimidated so he gave us up.
i got off easy even though i was an asshole to the cops...[/QUOTE]
Lucky, you have a better chance of getting off with a warning or the cops just "taking" your weed/paraphernalia if you're considerate and calm with the police as opposed to dickish and over-reactive.
no fuckin way man i had a fat knife on me.
Was smoking, they came over, told me to put it out, so I stubbed it out gently and put on top of a smoking bin.
Came back to it 2 minutes later and lit that bitch up. Silly police.
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;16774072]This is the reason they turned around.[/QUOTE]
It was pitch pitch black out, you may be right but I doubt they could even see us further than 20 feet away. I was sneaking it in, of course. We all had backpacks on in the middle of summer, which is not suspicious at all. :v:
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[QUOTE=MetalToast;16768422]so you're one of the kids who's 2cool4skool?[/QUOTE]
Ain't nothin wrong with skippin out on a day of school for mary every once in a while.
I sent 2 packages containing 2.5g weed from amsterdam to my home plus a post card to a friend. The postcard arrived today. My packages have not. So I have the slight feeling they were detected.
So things might get messy in a few days.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;16802745]I sent 2 packages containing 2.5g weed from amsterdam to my home plus a post card to a friend. The postcard arrived today. My packages have not. So I have the slight feeling they were detected.
So things might get messy in a few days.[/QUOTE]
Nothing will happen for sending a bit of weed in the mail, worst thing you'll get is a letter saying it's been confiscated if it's your first offence.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;16802745]I sent 2 packages containing 2.5g weed from amsterdam to my home plus a post card to a friend. The postcard arrived today. My packages have not. So I have the slight feeling they were detected.
So things might get messy in a few days.[/QUOTE]
Why risk so much just for 2.5 grams...?
My friends and I were baked at my place one night. We all got invited to this sick party so we started walking out to my friend's truck. Stupid as we were, we were chillin at the truck, standing around conversing about stupid shit, under a street light. I was sitting shotgun in the truck when not too long after someone turned on their high beams on us. I had 2g's on me and I quickly stashed that shit under the seat. Cop dude comes up to me right away. I get out and close the door.
"Why did you jump up so fast?"
"So I can talk to you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"You guys don't happen to be hiding anything in the truck are you guys?"
"No, why would we?"
"Mind if I check?"
"No, go ahead."
"Nevermind, you most likely don't. Just don't hang around here anymore, move some place else."
My heart was pounding. I was ready to book it any time. Later that night, we still decided to push our luck and go to the party after that nonsense. We drove a few blocks until getting pulled-over again. It was the same cop, go figure. He was pissed this time and asked us to go home. We didn't. We went to the party anyway. Late, but still had a lot of fun.
Not too long ago, I got searched by two undercover cops while waiting for my doll at a nearby plaza at 10PM. They didn't check hard enough and they missed the sack I had.
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;16808597]Not too long ago, I got searched by two undercover cops while waiting for my doll at a nearby plaza at 10PM. They didn't check hard enough and they missed the sack I had.[/QUOTE]
Where'd you have it?
[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16808679]Where'd you have it?[/QUOTE]
The little coin pocket inside my pocket. Lucky break.
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;16808706]The little coin pocket inside my pocket. Lucky break.[/QUOTE]
Damn that's crazy.
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[QUOTE=sHiBaN;16808597]
Not too long ago, I got searched by two undercover cops while waiting for my doll at a nearby plaza at 10PM. They didn't check hard enough and they missed the sack I had.[/QUOTE]
back in the day, these two girls always came up to me and were like peace and love man ya totally I heard you have thizz, I was paranoid and did not trust these girls. I always thought they were undercovers.
Packages arrived safely. :c00lbert:
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;16812072]Packages arrived safely. :c00lbert:[/QUOTE]
Nice. What strain did you get?
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This happened like last week. Me and my friend went to his girlfriends house, he brought me along because her hot friend was there. Hoping to get laid I suggested we go pick up some booze. So we all get into the car, all 4 of us. We drive down to my uncles place and we get an 18 pack of Coors Light for me and the girls. I also had left my bowl at my uncle's house last time i was there so i figured i would pick that up too. Then my friend's dad starts blowing up our phones. Me and my friend started shitting ourselves because his dad is an asshole. So we all hop in the car and leave. My friend had the brilliant idea to drive fast to get home quicker (he is a bit of a speed demon, as am I). He drives and Audi A4 with a turbo in it and a few other performance parts. So we are driving, doing 90 on route 42 ( which is VERY busy on a friday night). Then all of the sudden my friend is just like OHSHIT and me and the girls are like,"what?". My friend starts speeding up and then we see red and blue lights behind us. Me and him are both shitting our pants at this point. We are out past curfew, we have 4 people in the car(only allowed to have 2 total since he is underage), we were weaving in and out of traffic, we had beer in the car, and we had my bowl in the car(which had resin in it). My friend is freaking out telling his girlfriend to act sick so we can try and get out of it. The cop taps on the window and my friend gives him his papers but can't find his license. The cop takes down his info and goes back to a car. Then another cop car pull up in front of us and starts backing up. Then pulls away. The cop returns to our car gives us a ticket and tells us to slow down. He only got us for doing 90. No reckless driving charges or anything. Still scared shitless we drive back to my friend's girlfriend's house. I go into my pocket to grab my phone and what do I find? A WHITE FUCKING LIGHTER. Last time I had a white lighter I got caught by my parents smoking weed.
Never use a white lighter, I've got a little silver motorbike shaped one, it's rather cool. God, there have been a million close calls with the fuzz, once there was quite a few of us in this secluded park, and we saw a couple of them walking towards us, most of us had booze with us and most of us were high, so we legged it, big mistake.
We ran the other way and I was at the front, as I turned round to check where the police were, I ran straight into what I thought was a tree, it was in fact another officer who had been hiding behind a tree, we'd been well and truly done over.
We were split into two groups, one group had this absolute tit of a cso talking to them and he gave every single one of them one of those little "Drinking in a public place, underage, leave town for 48 hours etc" forms, even the ones he knew hadn't had anything. The group I was in had this sorted cop, he asked us who'd been drinking and the people who had been admitted it, and he just let the whole of our group off with the old don't do it again. Lucky :smile:
The cops are out looking for me currently... some b&e shit got my name brought into it. Hope they can't prove anything
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