• Oregon Man on Meth Fights Off Cops While Masturbating in Bar
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[URL]http://www.nydailynews.com/man-meth-fights-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876[/URL] [quote]An Oregon man high on methamphetamine told police he had no recollection of the events that led to 15 officers arresting him for masturbating at a bar. Andrew Frey, 37, told officers with the [URL="http://www.flashalert.net/news.html?id=1294#news70266"]Marion County Sheriff's Office[/URL] he took the drug on Saturday and proceeded to have quite the weekend.[/quote] [thumb]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1557875.1387931543!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/portland25n-1-web.jpg[/thumb] This guy really knows how to have a good time.
They didn't even have the decency to wait until he was finished.
[QUOTE=V12US;43311993]They didn't even have the decency to wait until he was finished.[/QUOTE] Yeah seriously, that kind of rudeness seriously ruins my flow when I'm on ice too
Fuck me, it's Trevor Philips.
[QUOTe]An employee at the bar declined comment on the incident Tuesday night.[/QUOTE] Come on, you have a go to drinking story for the rest of your life, and you won't even share a little of it?
this is one of the most oregon things i have read
[QUOTE=Keegs;43311979] [thumb]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1557875.1387931543!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/portland25n-1-web.jpg[/thumb] [/QUOTE] smug cunt
Wait does meth even do that sort of shit or is it the combo with alcohol?
Possible psychotic break. Stims can do crazy things to your sex drive too.
the meth gives you the energy to do all the stupid things far too much alcohol makes you want to do
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;43312109]this is one of the most oregon things i have read[/QUOTE] It would be, if he died of dysentery, the police car broke an axle and the bartender broke three arms.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;43312173]Wait does meth even do that sort of shit or is it the combo with alcohol?[/QUOTE] Meth binges can be pretty crazy, and combined with alcohol I imagine your judgment would be poor to say the least. And if you're the type of person who does meth binges, your judgment probably isn't all that great to begin with.
It took 15 police officers to arrest him? Was he using his dick as a weapon or something?
Oregon Man is my new favorite superhero
He looks like the guy who voiced Trevor in GTA V. :v:
[QUOTE=Gatsby;43312940]It took 15 police officers to arrest him? Was he using his dick as a weapon or something?[/QUOTE] Maybe he started shooting at them.
[QUOTE=Keegs;43311979][URL][thumb]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1557875.1387931543!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/portland25n-1-web.jpg[/thumb] [/QUOTE] Man he looks a lot like Trevor's actor, Steven Ogg. [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf3cb39a37c9cde69a922e0af72a35d6/tumblr_mur6digNBT1r39jbio1_500.gif[/IMG]
I guess you could say he beat them off
I was kind of really hoping for a video, to be honest.
That's one helluva title.
[QUOTE]Police were called to the scene and Frey moved to the bathroom where he continued to touch himself. [B]A deputy officer attempted to arrest him a few times and even used a Taser multiple times but it had no effect on Frey[/B], police said.[/QUOTE] i'm dying :v: , i can't help but imagine the look on the police officer, when the dude just kept at it, despite being tasered, gotta finish it, no matter what.
It's funny how every time a drug addict has a wacky freakout he is always masturbating as well.
Wasn't there a facepunch user that got arrested for public masturbation or something?
[QUOTE=Gatsby;43313139]Wasn't there a facepunch user that got arrested for public masturbation or something?[/QUOTE] They never caught me.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF1e45fp8Fk[/media] This has never been more relevant.
I was coming in here to make a joke about Trevor, then I realised how much he actually does look like his VA Jesus Christ.
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i sincerely hope it was a jackie chan-esque slapstick kung-fu routine
[QUOTE=TheHydra;43315802]i sincerely hope it was a jackie chan-esque slapstick kung-fu routine[/QUOTE] You made me imagine he was using his nutsack as nunchucks
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