Rules are simple. Write a haiku about the forums, and whoever gets the most green arrow things gets a copy of bad rats on steam.
[editline]16th December 2015[/editline]
Contest ends in 32 hours.
This forum sucks ass
Buy me bad rats you dick cake
Or I'll shoot your dog
Daniel Smith must win.
Please give him all the green things.
He deserves Bad Rats.
I am at a loss
My memes are gone from fast threads.
My days are all glum.
It is hard to write
A haiku which rhymes, despite
Using all my might
[editline]16th December 2015[/editline]
jk
Facepunch is for blokes
Who are very high on coke
And also you folk
OP is a fag
Postal take down this thread now
[B]USER HAS BEEN BANNED[/B]
Illuminati
George Bush did 9/11
2Pac still alive
Liberals and folk
Piss on American guns
Sensationalist
Run forrest run
Your fun is over
For Postal is here
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49328533]Run forrest run
Your fun is over
For Postal is here[/QUOTE]
Your haiku is wrong
It goes by 5-7-5
Not by 4-5-5
As one great man said,
In only a fleeting moment,
"What is a Facepunch?"
later edit: this is totally wrong and not a haiku?
[QUOTE=Soriddo;49328684]Your haiku is wrong
It goes by 5-7-5
Not by 4-5-5[/QUOTE]
Run llittle forrest run
Your fun is over little fuckers
For Postal is here
Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad
Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats
Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49329222]Run llittle forrest run
Your fun is over little fuckers
For Postal is here[/QUOTE]
Your haiku is weak
I advice to stop writing
Lest you shame yourself
Start putting out more haikus, facepunch. I know you can do better.
[QUOTE=Soriddo;49329476]Your haiku is weak
I advice to stop writing
Lest you shame yourself[/QUOTE]
Must get Bad Rats
After disappointment that is MGS V
War has changed
Worst game known to man
Bad Rats blows hard raging horse cocks,
I do not want it
Haikus are real neat.
But are really hard to make.
Refrigerator.
this is dum as fuck,
I don't even need the bad rats
since they are, my [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/plastermaster007alt"]life[/URL]
Come christmas, I'll buy a copy for everyone here since only like 10 people showed up
[editline]16th December 2015[/editline]
Everyone before this post that is
Wow op fuck you,
I was making a haiku.
Stupid snow cracker.
We are on Facepunch,
the forum that's full of cunts,
why are we still here?
[QUOTE=Crossu88;49331277]Wow op fuck you,
I was making a haiku.
Stupid snow cracker.[/QUOTE]
Fine, i'll get a copy for you too.
postals ass tastes good
it makes me feel like im hood
postals ass mm good
A putrid shithole
Ruled by retards
Makes people dumb
[QUOTE=Skyguy113;49331927]postals ass tastes good
it makes me feel like im hood
postals ass mm good[/QUOTE]
I hate to say this
But your words just confirms it
You're gay for postal
~monkey~
gold members forum
buy for one thousand dollars
we are gonna be poor
~They are back~
akbar a powerful vampire
quick post the headline
They are back in town
[QUOTE=Skyguy113;49331927]postals ass tastes good
it makes me feel like im hood
postals ass mm good[/QUOTE]
These ideas are right.
We, under the ass, are one.
All one with Postal.
I hate Bad Rats lots
I don't even know why I'm
writing this haiku
who would even want
to own bad rats anyway
you all have shit taste
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