• Facepunch Contest - Bad Rats Prize
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Rules are simple. Write a haiku about the forums, and whoever gets the most green arrow things gets a copy of bad rats on steam. [editline]16th December 2015[/editline] Contest ends in 32 hours.
This forum sucks ass Buy me bad rats you dick cake Or I'll shoot your dog
Daniel Smith must win. Please give him all the green things. He deserves Bad Rats.
I am at a loss My memes are gone from fast threads. My days are all glum.
It is hard to write A haiku which rhymes, despite Using all my might [editline]16th December 2015[/editline] jk Facepunch is for blokes Who are very high on coke And also you folk
OP is a fag Postal take down this thread now [B]USER HAS BEEN BANNED[/B]
Illuminati George Bush did 9/11 2Pac still alive
Liberals and folk Piss on American guns Sensationalist
Run forrest run Your fun is over For Postal is here
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49328533]Run forrest run Your fun is over For Postal is here[/QUOTE] Your haiku is wrong It goes by 5-7-5 Not by 4-5-5
As one great man said, In only a fleeting moment, "What is a Facepunch?" later edit: this is totally wrong and not a haiku?
[QUOTE=Soriddo;49328684]Your haiku is wrong It goes by 5-7-5 Not by 4-5-5[/QUOTE] Run llittle forrest run Your fun is over little fuckers For Postal is here
Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad Rats Bad
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49329222]Run llittle forrest run Your fun is over little fuckers For Postal is here[/QUOTE] Your haiku is weak I advice to stop writing Lest you shame yourself
Start putting out more haikus, facepunch. I know you can do better.
[QUOTE=Soriddo;49329476]Your haiku is weak I advice to stop writing Lest you shame yourself[/QUOTE] Must get Bad Rats After disappointment that is MGS V War has changed
Worst game known to man Bad Rats blows hard raging horse cocks, I do not want it
Haikus are real neat. But are really hard to make. Refrigerator.
this is dum as fuck, I don't even need the bad rats since they are, my [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/plastermaster007alt"]life[/URL]
Come christmas, I'll buy a copy for everyone here since only like 10 people showed up [editline]16th December 2015[/editline] Everyone before this post that is
Wow op fuck you, I was making a haiku. Stupid snow cracker.
We are on Facepunch, the forum that's full of cunts, why are we still here?
[QUOTE=Crossu88;49331277]Wow op fuck you, I was making a haiku. Stupid snow cracker.[/QUOTE] Fine, i'll get a copy for you too.
postals ass tastes good it makes me feel like im hood postals ass mm good
A putrid shithole Ruled by retards Makes people dumb
[QUOTE=Skyguy113;49331927]postals ass tastes good it makes me feel like im hood postals ass mm good[/QUOTE] I hate to say this But your words just confirms it You're gay for postal
~monkey~ gold members forum buy for one thousand dollars we are gonna be poor ~They are back~ akbar a powerful vampire quick post the headline They are back in town
[QUOTE=Skyguy113;49331927]postals ass tastes good it makes me feel like im hood postals ass mm good[/QUOTE] These ideas are right. We, under the ass, are one. All one with Postal.
I hate Bad Rats lots I don't even know why I'm writing this haiku
who would even want to own bad rats anyway you all have shit taste
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