yo GuYs wassup this is you r host TROGDON
I heard u guys is the toughest crew on all of fp and so we are tryin to find the hardest of the hard jokesters in a yo momma battle, and we were lookin at the illest forum denominations to have yo momma battles against each other so we could prove what section is the best at yo momma!
we (MTV and I) have decided that it was between you badass guys and oify
WHO GONNA REIGN SUPREME!>?!?
auditions are now! we need 4 things from your jokes
originality
quickness
delivery
STING
if you think u are all those things and u can tell the best ur momma jokes out of anyone in all of the fast threads then post some good ur moma jokes here and me the former foreign kid on that 80's show will decide who is the best you momma jokers!
Post some jokes here and see if you are what it takes to beat the oify
Yo momma likes pink carrots.
Hakito steps out of the gate with an awesome first yuour momma joke!
Man this is gettin crazy come on we wanna see somer more!
Your mother is very obese.
Yo momma so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting her
Last time yo mom got any ass was when her finger poked through the toilet paper.
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oh wait
yo momma is so fat, that she [B]CAN [/B]be in two places at once
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on a scale, her social security numba comes up
Yo momma so fat that when scientists thought they discovered the Great Attractor, turns out they just pointed the telescope into her living room window.
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped, 'n got stuck in da air.
OOOOOOOOOO!!!
yo momma so fat that if she were to be put next to a black hole she would just absorb it into her own weight
Yo momma so fat that if scientists would ever discover the edge of the universe, they'd find the inner lining of her stomach.
:colbert:
Yo' mamma is more useless than an accountant's PIC account! OHHH!
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the supermarket the Godzilla alert goes on.
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so fat that it ain't even funny
Yo momma is so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology from the hospital :smug:
Yo momma so stupid I put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool and [i]she drowned[/i]
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
:rimshot:
Yo mamma is like facebook, everybody hates it, but they're always on it anyway.
Yo momma so fat she has terminal diabetes and arthritis.
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Yo momma's like a bus . Wide smells like piss and only £1.20 to ride. :smug:
Yo mamma so fat that she stepped on a scale and it read "Sorry! We do not weigh livestock."
yo momma so hillbilly that yo uncle is yo dad
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yo momma's a slut
Yo mama's last chef was Hitler. He kept burning her dinner so she ate him.
Yo momma smells....
Yo momma is so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Your mother caused my genitalia to retract back within my own pelvis. I had to cut a hole in my belly button so that I could take a piss.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
[QUOTE=furbrain;19472501]Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on a scale, her social security numba comes up[/QUOTE]
no her phone number even better
yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to take 2 trips
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