• CYOA: Total Dream RANDOMNESS!!!
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The title says it all! CYOA is short for Choose Your Own Adventure. I give you some choices (or in some cases you make them!) and you choose! That's all that really is to it. --- You, after a long day at the office, stumble through your apartment door. You remove your jacket and suit and brush your teeth. You then walk into your living room and turn on the TV to BBC News. The reporter is interviewing someone. [b]And Mr. Church, what do you have to say about the Harbgeblarbdeswuuup?[/b], the reporter says. What in the name of GOD does that herb blade soup thing mean? [b]Jaffagiufffadadadablubbagumbasdif![/b], the man replies to the reporter. What the hell are they talking about??? You turn off the TV again, and walk to your bedroom, remove your shirt and pants, and go to sleep... You awake in a room with swirly, rainbow-coloured patterns on the wall and three doors, one to your right, one to your left, and one in front of you. Your head kind of hurts. You have no clothes on except... a g-string...? What to do? A: Walk through the right door. B: Walk through the left door. C: Walk through the front door. D: Examine the room.
E:Fap until your penis becomes muscular. Does that count?
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;25416782]E:Fap until your penis becomes muscular. Does that count?[/QUOTE] Snip snap snappety snap.
E:Fap until your penis becomes muscular.
F: Pull the G-string up your ass split and say ''Jesus Christ''
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;25418739]E:Fap until your penis becomes muscular.[/QUOTE] OK then... --- You take the g-string off and begin to fap. Slowly your penis rises and becomes, incredibly, 10 inches bigger than normally. You have the following choices. A: Fap until you ejaculate. B: Stop fapping.
The sound that a thing makes when it falls on something, AKA bump.
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LOLbump?
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