• The Worst animated movie ideas of all time
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Kinda similar to the "Video game ideas" thread, but for animated movies, and only bad ideas/ideas that would stir up controversy. Post any of those ideas here. I'll start. 9/11: The animated musical
Minions. oh wait
Disney's Mein Kampf.
50 Shades of Grey: An Original ABC Family Animated Film oh god
All I could think of was this. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxF4yUUUavw[/media]
Foodfight!
My Gastrointestinal Romance A Pixar 3D animated film about a boy and his tapeworm, with "I've Got a Friend In Me" as its intro theme.
A new disney princess movie about Donkeyskin. 5 more Frozen sequels. The movie Bambi from the hunter's perspective. Also, Bambi dies too. And last and least, a movie about the life of Pewdiepie.
A Serbian Cartoon
So here we go, here is "The White Wolf" (not affiliated with Geralt of Rivia)... Essentially it's a story about a boy bears the curse of the werewolf, and as he reaches his later years his transformations are becoming more and more harrowing as he starts losing his mind and going feral. While he's young, his transformations are relatively clean and he's more of a "puppy" when transformed, leading to a somewhat happy-go-lucky first act as he frolics through the woods with his animal friends and an obnoxious trio of musical ghouls that are despised by the other inhabitants of the forest. Think of the singing heads from the Haunted Mansion movie, only squeaky-voiced and looking like zombie werewolves. In the second act, things start to get darker as the boy becomes a teenager. In his normal life his mood swings go largely unnoticed, since his parents just assume that this was what happens when you go through puberty, but while he's transformed he struggles against his bestial nature and his forest friends start to become afraid of him, culminating in him losing control and savaging one of his closest friends (her catatonic state afterwards implies the worst has happened), with the rest of the forest friends effectively banishing him from the group, leaving him truly alone as his parents overlook his spiral into savagery. Alone, that is, save for the meeping ghouls that sing into his dreams at night... The third act is where the darkness starts to truly germinate and blossom into a truly terrible string of events. The boy, now nearly a man, resorts to locking himself in his basement lair during the full moon, locking the door so he cannot be seen by his family while in his hideous transformed state. However, one night as the ghouls dance upon the hill under the full moon, his parents intercept him while he's trying to go back to the basement and try to sit him down for a "talk". As they blather on about him needing to get a job and find a nice girl, he shudders and shakes in his chair as he tries to fight back the inevitable transformation, provoking the parents to belittle and criticize him as they presume he's just acting out and not taking them seriously. Their hateful words and baleful gazes cause him to violently transform in front of them, losing all control as he watches helplessly from the back of his mind while the beast of his body tears his family apart and bursts out of the house into the woods where he used to play. His former friends stand no chance beneath the hunter's moon, and the lady bunny he madly assaulted doesn't even try to run, instead shaking with post-traumatic stress as the White Wolf closes in on her. A cross-fade leads across a river running red, stopping upon the gibbering wretch that was once the young boy who frolicked about the forest like a puppy. The ghouls circle him as they perform the movie's most infamous and trigger-worthy musical number; "They All Deserved It", where the ghouls sing happily about how his parents never paid any real attention to him, how the forest friends didn't understand his problems, how the bunny was "asking for it" with how pretty she was, and other such things that would result in all the Blu-Ray copies of The White Wolf being rounded up and burned by a furious crowd of soccer-moms and social justice warriors. The closing scenes of the movie revolve around the White Wolf becoming horribly edgy and misanthropic, yet disturbingly lucid and cunning, believing that the rest of the world deserved to suffer just as much as he did, like if Not Important was a werewolf. And in the final scene, the camera follows a girl in a red travelling cloak entering her grandmother's house, only to find it empty. She walks around the house calling out for her dear old granny, looking nervously at the shadows as she feels something following her, and as she walks into her granny's bedroom, we see the terror on her face and tears in her eyes as she looks upon a scene that we are unable to see, while the White Wolf swoops in to grab her. The last moments of the movie has the camera slowly panning out from the cottage as the girl's muffled screams and crying are nearly drowned out by the growling of the White Wolf, as a hunter clad in dark clothing rushes along the road towards the front door, cutting to black just as he kicks in the door. As the credits roll, the ghouls sing about how the White Wolf struck many times, and imply that despite the hunter's best efforts, he will continue to bring "his special gift" to as many people as he can. A post-credits sequence has the White Wolf leaving the grandmother's house, sighing happily as he strolls back into the woods. So yeah, that's about as horrible as I could make it, though I dunno if it'd be bin material or a case of "Springtime for Hitler". Either way, the execution of the story and portrayal of the underlying message of "don't disregard mental illness so casually" would be rather ham-fisted. In addition, while the tone of the movie shifts from standard Disney happy-happy to a depressing mid-movie crisis then ending on unsettling video-nasty levels of horror and growly edge, the happy-go-lucky tone of the sadistic ghouls stays constant as if to directly clash with the changing tone of the film. Also the boy would be voiced by Adam Sandler, just to add a prolapse cherry to the top of a sick sundae. Making things terrible is a fine science, though thankfully THIS is one idea that will never reach true fruition.
[QUOTE=Benjimon007;48410160]A new disney princess movie about Donkeyskin. 5 more Frozen sequels. The movie Bambi from the hunter's perspective. Also, Bambi dies too. And last and least, a movie about the life of Pewdiepie.[/QUOTE] olaf gets his own movie also an olaf x minions crossover
[QUOTE=GastricTank;48410351]olaf gets his own movie also an olaf x minions crossover[/QUOTE] Or worse... A crossover Christmas special.
itll be hard to top [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071361/"]coonskin[/URL]
Pixar movie about going through an abortion. So when people review the film and call it an abortion, they'll just be stating the obvious like a bunch of idiots. Checkmate, critics.
[QUOTE=ironman17;48410233]Big Bad Wolf: The Origin Story[/QUOTE] That... Sounds really fucking good.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;48411185]That... Sounds really fucking good.[/QUOTE] Wait WHAT? Well shit, I guess I fucked up in that regard. That said my intentions for it being "the worst" were that it would lure in younger viewers who expect a happy family movie, but then things take a very dark turn that would prove horrifying for the audience in how this happy kid just spirals into feral madness as he grows older, before being "reborn" in a frenzied killing spree that turns him into a serial killer/rapist. In terms of a kids movie it would be the worst, and it would hit a little too close to home due to the ham-fisted allegories for mentally-ill serial killers. That would certainly draw some harsh critique, I imagine.
An animated version of Romeo and Juliet, but all of the characters are replaced with seals. No, wait, I can do better than that. An animated version of the Titanic, where they try and say "don't worry kids, no one [I]really[/I] died!" and put talking animals everywhere. hold on wait a second [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%26_Juliet:_Sealed_with_a_Kiss]oh no[/url] [B][I][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_the_Titanic]oh no[/url][/I][/B]
Unit 731: The Highlights!
[QUOTE=Last or First;48411402]An animated version of Romeo and Juliet, but all of the characters are replaced with seals. No, wait, I can do better than that. An animated version of the Titanic, where they try and say "don't worry kids, no one [I]really[/I] died!" and put talking animals everywhere. hold on wait a second [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%26_Juliet:_Sealed_with_a_Kiss]oh no[/url] [B][I][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_the_Titanic]oh no[/url][/I][/B][/QUOTE] Wait... what the fuck? :suicide:
jeffrey dahmer a christmas special
Malcolm X 2: An animated adventure!
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[QUOTE=ironman17;48411245]Wait WHAT? Well shit, I guess I fucked up in that regard. That said my intentions for it being "the worst" were that it would lure in younger viewers who expect a happy family movie, but then things take a very dark turn that would prove horrifying for the audience in how this happy kid just spirals into feral madness as he grows older, before being "reborn" in a frenzied killing spree that turns him into a serial killer/rapist. In terms of a kids movie it would be the worst, and it would hit a little too close to home due to the ham-fisted allegories for mentally-ill serial killers. That would certainly draw some harsh critique, I imagine.[/QUOTE] It would be poorly conceived as a children's film, but if that were to be made as an animated movie for adults then it'd be pretty damn good.
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/7HK7N88.jpg[/IMG]
An animated Adam Sandler film where he voices a jewish version of himself .. . .. wait a second, it already exists
[I]Politi-Kids and the Quest to Save America[/I] A 90-minute animated romp that attempts to teach politics to children from a neutral standpoint, but for some reason has a bias against the GOP. It's really preachy and ham-fisted on how it delivers its messages, and the story is incoherently confusing to follow. There's also the award bait musical number, "Remember November".
[QUOTE=Darth_Kris;48412453]An animated Adam Sandler film where he voices a jewish version of himself .. . .. wait a second, it already exists[/QUOTE] And it was trash, like quite a few Happy Madison films. In fact, the only movie I really liked with Adam Sandler was Little Nikki, and even that was probably only propped up by my juvenile teenage mind thinking it was cool. Well, that and my cousin introducing it to me.
An animated show based on The Toxic Avenger. [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_Crusaders]FUCK.[/url]
[QUOTE=Svinnik;48412398][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/7HK7N88.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Scary because it is so realistic of a viewpoint. [QUOTE=Helix Snake;48412619]An animated show based on The Toxic Avenger. [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_Crusaders]FUCK.[/url][/QUOTE] Why the fuck would someone watch the Toxic Avenger and then think "This would be a good children's program!"
[QUOTE=matt000024;48414262]Scary because it is so realistic of a viewpoint. Why the fuck would someone watch the Toxic Avenger and then think "This would be a good children's program!"[/QUOTE] Probably the same people who made the Rambo animated show.
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