First I want to say I do not steal any more. I can't put a date on it but I do remember thinking to myself, "Why do I do this? I have the money to buy it." and that was all she wrote. Never happened again. I stole things like five dollars from a purse in a laundry mat, fire works worth about the same, a bone handle hunting knife from a small store, some clothes from a couple stores or three. Nothing major, nothing that would amount to a federal offense but wrong, just the same. It's been at least 20 years since then. I also realized what kind of trouble I could get into and how embarrassing it would be to make the news paper in my town. Not to mention the police record. I recalled also that I had an aunt that was a klepto and she got caught stealing from a store and I remember how my grandma reacted to it, must have embarrassed her. So if you're a klepto like I was, you need to wake up and help yourself. There is help out there for it. I was fortunate I convinced myself to stop. I'm not sure why I'm admitting this, just felt compelled to get it off my chest since I had the chance. Never told anyone before. Should I be telling a priest? I don't believe in religion, just god. What, is a priest going to tell me? That god loves me and I'm forgiven? You don't need a middle man for that. God is always listening and he's not going to deny you forgiveness because you didn't go through a man in a fancy cloak to that puts his pants on one leg at a time, like you do, to speak to him. He knows how I feel and that's good enough. Well, there. I feel better already. I saw a nice shirt the other day.
Someone stole 20 seconds from me once. I fucking want my time back.
I got stolen 23 seconds, i want that back too.
what is this- i dont even
I have no idea what this thread is about.
The op doesn't any sense make in his story telling.
He's at it again!
Op what are you like thirty?
FYI you're gonna catch more shit than a manure truck for mentioning that part about God.
I've yet to steal anything more than a candy bar, and that's just once.
You sure be preachin
i stole a pack of skittles once.
I'm a Kleptomaniac of virginity :smug:
Only thing the OP stole was his grandmothers panties. Quit sugar coating your fucking stories.
Right when I pick something up to steal it, I have this feeling and I HAVE to put it back.
[QUOTE=krobot700;22035278]Right when I pick something up to steal it, I have this feeling and I HAVE to put it back.[/QUOTE]
Why would you pick up anything to steal anyway? Wowé.
I really enjoy stealing stuff. I enjoy the feeling, and the fact that I'm saving money. I've been caught a few times, but I've gotten off easy. I don't really steal from people, mostly large corporations that won't miss it. I don't feel like I have the right to take whatever I want, but I feel like if I'm willing to risk getting in trouble for something, I should go for it. I've slowed down over time, but I still steal more than I should.
stealing stuff is wrong and you will go to hell :downs:
You aren't a Klepto, get over yourself. Tell us some cool stories or shut up.
[QUOTE=Dolton;22031938]Someone stole 20 seconds from me once. I fucking want my time back.[/QUOTE]
You're a fast reader.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22032278]Only thing the OP stole was his grandmothers panties. Quit sugar coating your fucking stories.[/QUOTE]
You are teh lame.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;22037043]I really enjoy stealing stuff. I enjoy the feeling, and the fact that I'm saving money. I've been caught a few times, but I've gotten off easy. I don't really steal from people, mostly large corporations that won't miss it. I don't feel like I have the right to take whatever I want, but I feel like if I'm willing to risk getting in trouble for something, I should go for it. I've slowed down over time, but I still steal more than I should.[/QUOTE]
You're a terrible person.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;22037043]I really enjoy stealing stuff. I enjoy the feeling, and the fact that I'm saving money. I've been caught a few times, but I've gotten off easy. I don't really steal from people, mostly large corporations that won't miss it. I don't feel like I have the right to take whatever I want, but I feel like if I'm willing to risk getting in trouble for something, I should go for it. I've slowed down over time, but I still steal more than I should.[/QUOTE]
If you're ready to deal with the consequences, then I'd say go for it. I don't condone stealing, but most people steal and act like they can't believe they got caught-as if it couldn't happen. Thank you for being smarter than the majority lol.
I stole OP's mum.
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