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A Saudi man has made an unusual discovery which has forced him to take a trip down memory lane, albeit an uncomfortable one.
Lodged in his ear for almost 20 years was a piece of paper that he used as a cheat sheet in school exams. According to a report in Saudi newspapers on Sunday, the man, who was not named, discovered the piece of paper after he began to feel “excruciating pains” this week.
He had felt the pain in his neck as well as his ear, but believed that there was merely dirt trapped inside.
“He graduated from the university then got married and had children, but he forgot all about that paper he had stuffed deep inside his ear,” Al Jazirah daily said.
“As he was getting old, he started to feel severe pain in his ear… at the clinic, he was told by the doctor a piece of paper is causing the pain.”
But the newspaper also reported that the man was not proud of his actions, calling on his own children and other young people to not cheat at school.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2014/02/09/Saudi-man-finds-20-year-cheat-sheet-in-ear.html[/url]
Cheaters never prosper
Now his old professor is going to track him down and fail him.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;43863357]Now his old professor is going to track him down and fail him.[/QUOTE]
[I]the real[/I] Turbanator.
As someone with really dirty ears, how the hell was this mans ear clean enough to shove a piece of paper into it and [I]forget about it[/I]?
I'm calling bullshit you don't forget about a piece of paper in your ear. I got a small piece of bar soap lodged in my ear once and the pain was excruciating as it put pressure on my eardrum.
I have cheated like once during my entire education and that was in middle school.
how do you even shove a piece of PAPER into your ear and forget about it?
you'd think that any time he showered he would've immediately noticed it
i call fabricated
If it was stuffed so deep inside, how did he expect to get it out for the test? Shove some needle nose pliers in there and attract attention?
I suppose it could have gotten lodged more and more as years passed, but still, the ear canal is only like an inch in length.
I prefer putting my phone under my legs when I'm sitting, and look down. It looks like you're staring at your dick, but it gets you the grade.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43863500]I prefer putting my phone under my legs when I'm sitting, and look down. It looks like you're staring at your dick, but it gets you the grade.[/QUOTE]
I prefer to just stare at my dick until it tells me the answers.
Rat bastard lies though, it always tells me the answer is "1".
[QUOTE=GunFox;43863579]I prefer to just stare at my dick until it tells me the answers.
Rat bastard lies though, it always tells me the answer is "1".[/QUOTE]
You mean "0"?
(Implying there's a vagina instead of a penis)
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43863500]I prefer putting my phone under my legs when I'm sitting, and look down. It looks like you're staring at your dick, but it gets you the grade.[/QUOTE]
20 years ago that wasn't really an option
[QUOTE=LSK II;43863653]You mean "0"?[/QUOTE]
No, its o1o
My preferred method of getting through exams was to do put effort into getting the right answer.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;43864066]My preferred method of getting through exams was to do put effort into getting the right answer.[/QUOTE]
with grammar like that I assume it hasnt worked well
yea that's like shoving a floor lamp up your ass
there's no way he could have gotten it in there let alone [I]forgotten[/I] about it
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;43863357]Now his old professor is going to track him down and fail him.[/QUOTE]
My math teacher once told the class about a cheater who wrote all the answers on the inside of his calculator cover (see image, thing on the left, reverse side)
[thumb]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/33/17/20/0003331720423_500X500.jpg[/thumb]
Poor student left his calculator in the class overnight, and the teacher found it (of course). The next day, the student came in, apparently with the most elaborate excuse that he'd presumably dreamed up and stressed over the entire previous day, and the teacher was just laughing because he was imagining the student's face when he realized he'd left it in the room with all the answers :v:
maybe he accidentally stuck it deep and was so freaked out/didn't want to get caught because who knows how bad they beat you for cheating in saudi schools so he just tried not to think about it and assumed it would come out on its own and then forgot about it.
[QUOTE=aznz888;43863472]how do you even shove a piece of PAPER into your ear and forget about it?
you'd think that any time he showered he would've immediately noticed it
i call fabricated[/QUOTE]
i'll be honest, why the fuck would you want to be known as the guy who stuffed cheat chits in his ear and was too dumb to take them out after
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;43864066]My preferred method of getting through exams was to do put effort into getting the right answer.[/QUOTE]
neeerddd
Once I thought it would be cool to leave myself a time capsule/message in a bottle type deal for the future, so naturally, during reading time in 4th grade, I scribbled "Hello Kevin" on a little slip of paper, rolled it up, and stuck it in my ear.
i ended up with an ear infection 2 days later, but it was so cool cause 4 months later, after i had already forgotten about the fact that i jammed a scroll down my ear, it reemerged and i had my own little trip down memory lane.
On my english midterm one of the kids asked to use his calculator and the teacher said yeah sure. He didn't actually because it's dumb, but I thought about it and technically speaking you [I]could[/I] type out an entire essay on a calculator and pull it out in class. Graphing calculators save your inputs so you can cover it up by doing a few menial equations and then tabbing back through them until you see your essay.
[QUOTE=Plattack;43865759]On my english midterm one of the kids asked to use his calculator and the teacher said yeah sure. He didn't actually because it's dumb, but I thought about it and technically speaking you [I]could[/I] type out an entire essay on a calculator and pull it out in class. Graphing calculators save your inputs so you can cover it up by doing a few menial equations and then tabbing back through them until you see your essay.[/QUOTE]
Some people in my year typed out the answers to old multiple choice (A-B-C-D) papers in their calculators.
third world hygiene
[QUOTE=Chinook249;43864944]My math teacher once told the class about a cheater who wrote all the answers on the inside of his calculator cover (see image, thing on the left, reverse side)
[thumb]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/33/17/20/0003331720423_500X500.jpg[/thumb]
Poor student left his calculator in the class overnight, and the teacher found it (of course). The next day, the student came in, apparently with the most elaborate excuse that he'd presumably dreamed up and stressed over the entire previous day, and the teacher was just laughing because he was imagining the student's face when he realized he'd left it in the room with all the answers :v:[/QUOTE]
Wait, if he had that calculator, why didn't he just program the answers into the calculator?
I have never cheated in all my years of school, I was the one who helped his classmates cheat instead.
[QUOTE=proch;43863467]I have cheated like once during my entire education and that was in middle school.[/QUOTE]
i cheated all the way to the end and now i have a successful job!
[QUOTE=Chinook249;43864944]My math teacher once told the class about a cheater who wrote all the answers on the inside of his calculator cover (see image, thing on the left, reverse side)
[thumb]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/33/17/20/0003331720423_500X500.jpg[/thumb]
Poor student left his calculator in the class overnight, and the teacher found it (of course). The next day, the student came in, apparently with the most elaborate excuse that he'd presumably dreamed up and stressed over the entire previous day, and the teacher was just laughing because he was imagining the student's face when he realized he'd left it in the room with all the answers :v:[/QUOTE]
Wow. I used to do that all the time when I had difficulties catching up in math subjects, and didn't have time to memorize the fundamental formulas and stuff.
I used to write them all in the tiniest handwriting I could manage on the reverse side of the calculator's cover, where all the button sequences are listed down(sorry I still don't really know about those stuff). It was a scientific calculator though.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43863500]I prefer putting my phone under my legs when I'm sitting, and look down. It looks like you're staring at your dick, but it gets you the grade.[/QUOTE]
I recommend being female and wearing a skirt of that.
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