I'm not sure why. I sat down at the computer and a sharp pain shot from my skull down to my right nut. I can see a small plastic canister of thumbtacks on the desk and my dog is sitting in the corner grinning (the same one I accidentaly castrated almost a year ago). Theres no visible bleeding, but it feels like my testicles brain is hemmorhaging. What do I do, Facepunch?
[b]Edit:[/b] Put an ice pack on it after some dickhole made me rub bengay on it.
Visit your Doctor.
[b]Edit:[/b]
Or use a [i]chisel[/i].
Smash the left one with a hammer to make you ignore the pain of the right one.
Bengay.
1) Fap
2) Relaxing bath
3) Wait and see
4) Panic call doctor
5) Bengley to ease the pain
Pick one
Wait. You castrated you're dog?!
get up
stop shitposting on facepunch
go to the fucking doctor
Is this a parody of my other (rather serious) thread?
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24648277]Is this a parody of my other (rather serious) thread?[/QUOTE]
I was thinking the same thing.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24648277]Is this a parody of my other (rather serious) thread?[/QUOTE]
Something serious on the internet? Where and when has there been such a place.
Apply some Bengay to relieve the pain. It really helped when I sat on my testicle one time.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24648277]Is this a parody of my other (rather serious) thread?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nick Nack;24648316]Apply some Bengay to relieve the pain. It really helped when I sat on my testicle one time.[/QUOTE]
How can you sit on your testicle? whatever, seems worth a shot.
[img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/488/that70sshow40121.jpg[/img]
Dude, seriously? I was trying to fucking eat. Now I can't.
chop off or hit with hammer.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24648317]Nope.
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
How can you sit on your testicle? whatever, seems worth a shot.[/QUOTE]
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS
oh jesus oh jesus, brb getting ice pack.
Convert it to communism.
[editline]09:27PM[/editline]
Had to be done.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24648365]FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS
oh jesus oh jesus, brb getting ice pack.[/QUOTE]
wont help
that's what happens when you listen to the internet when they give you advice
Smash it in a car door.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;24648255]Wait. You castrated you're dog?![/QUOTE]
You castrated you are dog? what?
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;24648426]Convert it to communism.
[editline]09:27PM[/editline]
Had to be done.[/QUOTE]
This is almost like Godwin's law.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;24648255]Wait. You castrated you're dog?![/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=831055[/url]
I got hit by a fucking water balloon catapult in the ballsack earlier in the week, normal man-jiggle while walking down the stairs is now agony
Massage you're elbows
Testicular cancer?
[QUOTE=BmB;24648597]Testicular cancer?[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
[editline]09:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=backfoggen;24648568]Massage you're elbows[/QUOTE]
why would i massage my are elbows?
Testicular torsion.
If it actually is torsion, surgical interference is required. Otherwise after 24 hours or something it will die.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24648365]FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS
oh jesus oh jesus, brb getting ice pack.[/QUOTE]
Didn't think there was a retard left on this earth stupid enough to try that.
Dr. Redback3 suscribes that you go to a REAL DOCTOR!
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24648365]FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS
oh jesus oh jesus, brb getting ice pack.[/QUOTE]
Haha, oh hell yeah.
Didn't think you'd actually do it, but +1 cookie for trying.
[QUOTE=redback3;24648678]Dr. Redback3 suscribes that you go to a REAL DOCTOR![/QUOTE]
the pain would've stopped by now if my dog hadn't poured tacks onto my chair and punctured my scrote.
[editline]09:42PM[/editline]
itt people are retarded enough to think i'd put bengay on my texas footballs.
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