Okay, today i was on the roof and JESUS F*CK there was this thing sticking down the roof (not original picture, most similar one from internet)
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It's larget than average adult human head, and i've seen some hornets flying and walking around there, they're around this size.
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Jesus how the heck do i get rid of them?!
FlameThrower
by that spray foam and block the exit, leave for 12 hours then burn it.
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The only way
Bring an ant colony and watch an epic battle commence
Nuclear device.
just hit it with a baseball bat
let them die of old age
Challenge the leader to a quickdraw.
Put your penis in it
jesus christ, poor you.
Alternatively this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhW3tk17Y_M[/media]
Cover it up with something where they cannot escape. Like a nice layer of wax or plank it up.
Or get a full armour and go berserk, just make sure NOTHING on your body is exposed.
Well i'm gonna inform you when we will try to take the thing down.
At night use a spray foam on the nest. If activity persists the next day wait until night to spray it again.
Once the colony is dead you can either remove the nest, leave it alone or (not recommended) burn it.
I highly recommend you wear some heavy clothing that covers most/all of your body. There is still a chance they will come after you.
Note: If you're allergic to the fuckers --- DO NOT PROCEED! CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
[highlight]DO NOT PERFORM THIS DURING THE DAY![/highlight]
thanks for censoring "fuck" op, didn't want to be exposed to such profanity
Convince them to be your best bros and become this guy.
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fire
swallow it
DO NOT CHEW
deodorant and lighter
Spray hornet killer right up the hole and run like hell into your house. Keep doing it every so hours until you're sure they're dead and store the thing in a display case.
[QUOTE=Sombrero;41951175]Spray hornet killer right up the hole and run like hell into your house. Keep doing it every so hours until you're sure they're dead and store the thing in a display case.[/QUOTE]
My roof is accessed via a wooden ladder, and the hornet nest is on the roof ~3 meters above the ladder. So it's impossible to quicly flee at all from it at all, AND the nest is almost unreachable.
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I'm starting to think they choose that strategic point to build a nest so they can eliminate us quickly.
[QUOTE=cartman300;41951564]My roof is accessed via a wooden ladder, and the hornet nest is on the roof ~3 meters above the ladder. So it's impossible to quicly flee at all from it at all, AND the nest is almost unreachable.
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I'm starting to think they choose that strategic point to build a nest so they can eliminate us quickly.[/QUOTE]
As I mentioned, cover the bastards up so that they're stuck in there and will starve + wear heavy protection all over.
If you can, it'd be fun if you shoved a shovel into their nest from the lowest point and then catapult launched them the hell away.
Throw a rugby ball at it and run like hell.
There was a wasp nest below the ground somehow so I dug that bitch up in a t-shirt and shorts. I felt like a god.
But honestly in your situation I would probably panic. That thing is huge.
Paper wasp nest? Burn that fucker and don't look back, seriously get a cup of lighter fluid and douse it and then take a lighter to it, they will burn like there is no tomorrow.
Are hornets just as territorial as wasps, because there's a method of clearing out wasp nests where-by you set up a fake one nearby and it's almost guaranteed that they'll leave. I think I've heard of the same method being used on hornets though, you should see if any local stores sell nest decoys.
If you're going to do anything with fire be sure to buy some expensive zippo lighter and just throw that fucker to start the fire like all those cool action movie guys do.
after clicking on this thread i remembered i am terrified by large quantities of bee things/large bee things
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[video=youtube;zBHNa0myibs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHNa0myibs[/video]
ohh my [I]god[/I]
[QUOTE=Vacuum;41952229]after clicking on this thread i remembered i am terrified by large quantities of bee things/large bee things
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[video=youtube;zBHNa0myibs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHNa0myibs[/video]
ohh my [I]god[/I][/QUOTE]
I want see the rest...
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