• Listen to my joke
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I have a joke. 2 actually. 1st joke Satan and Jesus were typing a report on the computer when the power suddenly went out and came back on. Satan yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and began crying. But Jesus was happy....Do you know why?...Because Jesus Saves NEXT JOKE This kid was failing his math class so his mom decided to put him in a catholic school, the kid suddenly began getting A's in his class, his mom then decided to ask him Why now that your in this catholic school are you doing so good? The kid replied: Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they weren't joking around.
Listen to my joke[b]s[/b].
[QUOTE=ArchitectX]Listen to my joke[b]s[/b].[/QUOTE] Dude those were hilarious, I laughed. Tell me more please.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Get the FUCK out of here. :mad:
[QUOTE=ArchitectX]Listen to my joke[b]s[/b].[/QUOTE] I corrected the thread title you cock hungry faggots.
Oh I get it.. Jesus saves. [b]Edit:[/b] Hehehehehhhhhh
First was better than the seccond.
I got a mild lull.
listen to my cock
[center]:siren::siren:[B][highlight]NUTTER :argh:[/highlight][/B]:siren::siren:[/center]
[QUOTE=Reason_Man][center]:siren::siren:[B][highlight]NUTTER :argh:[/hightlight][/B]:siren::siren:[/center][/QUOTE] :laugh:
Shutup favqqot. I got it right. [b]Edit:[/b] :laugh: [b]Edit:[/b] :laugh: [b]Edit:[/b] :laugh: [b]Edit:[/b] Things are funnier after edits and one after the other.
Quotes don't lie. [b]Edit:[/b] Owned.
[QUOTE=KPunch]Quotes don't lie. [b]Edit:[/b] I suck cock.[/QUOTE] Owned.
Cool.
Dummy. I'm going out for chili. Later faqs.
[QUOTE=General1337]I have a joke. 2 actually. 1st joke Satan and Jesus were typing a report on the computer when the power suddenly went out and came back on. Satan yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and began crying. But Jesus was happy....Do you know why?...Because Jesus Saves NEXT JOKE This kid was failing his math class so his mom decided to put him in a catholic school, the kid suddenly began getting A's in his class, his mom then decided to ask him Why now that your in this catholic school are you doing so good? The kid replied: Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they weren't joking around.[/QUOTE] did you get thrown in jail or what
Yeah aren't you the kid that leaked Empire mod's source code because they kicked you off the team for doing no work?
[QUOTE=Pr3dator]Yeah aren't you the kid that leaked Empire mod's source code because they kicked you off the team for doing no work?[/QUOTE] the story was they stole his linux code and claimed it as their own
the rumor was that he used a bunch of stolen credit cards to pay for servers and shit went down
[QUOTE=frasierdog]rumor[/quote] amerienglish :argh:
General1337 walks into a bar and orders a Coke. Bartender says "haha I expected as much from a 13 year old since you can't order alcoholic bevrages yet so you had to order a soda. that was the joke" Then they had gay bumsex.
Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in jail. :frown:
Racist. Ban him. Owned. PS: A black guy and a mexican jump off a building. Who lands first? The mexican because the black guy had to stop on the way down to sparypaint "motherfucker" on the wall.
I Hurr'd.
[QUOTE=Reason_Man]Racist. Ban him. Owned. PS: A black guy and a mexican jump off a building. Who lands first? The mexican because the black guy had to stop on the way down to sparypaint "motherfucker" on the wall.[/QUOTE] spary
go back to general
[QUOTE=peabody624]go back to general[/QUOTE] go back to africa
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on his bed? Stick velcro on the ceiling.
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