Man crashes into Walmart, attacks customers with 'blunt object'
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[QUOTE]A man was under arrest in San Jose after a bizarre car crash and attack Sunday at a Walmart.
Police are investigating what motivated the man to drive into the busy store.
“We don’t know if there was an intended target or not,” said Officer Albert Morales, of the San Jose Police Department.
At least four people were injured when the suspect crashed into the Walmart, exited the vehicle, picked up a blunt object from inside the store and began to assault customers, police said.[/QUOTE]
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nah, he probably used this.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrt5czS8le1r3vbk4o1_500.jpg[/img]
dildo
This happened to the Walmart 3 minutes from my house and I go there once a week, holy shit, I wish I was there while this happened. AFAIK he picked up a random stick after breaking through the Walmart in his car and then starting hitting people with it
Oh God the mental images this article gives :v:
I can't stop thinking about Saints Row
He's gonna wake up in front of the station 12 hours from now with $200 missing, a free man
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;40118196]He's gonna wake up in front of the station 12 hours from now with $200 missing, a free man[/QUOTE]
and a hurt butt
Suspect was reportedly driving a street-sweeper painted purple and gold with spinning rims, and was wearing only a speedo.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;40118228]Suspect was reportedly driving a street-sweeper painted purple and gold with spinning rims, and was wearing only a speedo.[/QUOTE]
he had a Hitler mustache and running mascara, with black lipstick, pale skin and a pony tail, also, a tramp stamp saying "juicy"
[QUOTE=fudge blood;40115740]dildo[/QUOTE]
Homemade dildo bat from SR3
Gotta love my city for these kind of shenanigans,
Story Road Walmart sure is crazy.
another loyal Walmart customer
They don't know if there was an intended [i]Target[/i] or not?
Sounds like something right out of Squidbillies
hey at least he wasn't using sam's club
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;40120515]hey at least he wasn't using sam's club[/QUOTE]
If it was sams club, he could have grabbed a Holy-shit-jesus-christ-super-size-mega-pack of "blunt objects" to bludgeon people with.
This man is my hero.
[editline]1st April 2013[/editline]
Also, just hearing Walmart makes you know it'll be a good story.
[QUOTE]“We don’t know if there was an intended target or not,” said Officer Albert Morales, of the San Jose Police Department.[/QUOTE]
Why would you assume it's not his target? Walmarts are pretty large and isolated...
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40121206]Why would you assume it's not his target? Walmarts are pretty large and isolated...[/QUOTE]
as in person
whom did he intend to beat with a blunt instrument
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