So, theres a guy I HATE.
I used to be his friend awhile ago, bout a year I'd say.
He's pretty much an asshole fatass WoW addicted loser.
He's done some annoying shit to me, stolen stuff, blamed shit on me, broken things, ect. And I've been planning revenge. Something clever, and he wouldn't know it was me.
Never could come up with anything.
UNTILL TODAY.
The best idea ever. I have it.
I was getting lots of free stuff from that free stuff topic.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=766594[/url]
Then, I got my idea. I'll send a condom.
Thats right. Trojan offers a free sample. I think I'll go with Lubricated for her plesure.
This works well because A: He doesn't know I did it, or if anyone did it all even
B: It will fuck some shit up.
Anyone else have awesome revenge stories?
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How the fuck is that revenge?
"Here's a free condom"
"CUUUUUUUUUUURSEE YOOOOOOOOOOU"
o yeah u get him good man
How generous of you.
Send me one too while you're at it!
What the fuck is a condom gonna do, stab him do death?
if someone did that to me I'd kill myself
Also this is the wrong section i think.
So much hate in this world. Where's the love?
apparently an asshole fatass WoW addicted loser needs a condom more than you do
i feel bad for you bro
oh shit guys look out
ten year old wants to get back at his friend
Oh, forgot to mention he's 13 and his parents are gonna expload.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;17037138]oh shit guys look out
ten year old wants to get back at his friend[/QUOTE]
watch it man
he'll mail you a condom
shit man
[QUOTE=ItGoesSplat;17037150]watch it man
he'll mail you a condom
shit man[/QUOTE]
Next I might give you a free pizza.
Watch your backs.
So, OP, tell me, how old are you?
[QUOTE=Manpersonguything;17037169]Next I might give you a free pizza.
Watch your backs.[/QUOTE]
sign me up
pepperoni please and thanks
[QUOTE=Manpersonguything;17037143]Oh, forgot to mention he's 13 and his parents are gonna expload.[/QUOTE]
wtf why are you hanging out with kids so much older than you, he's gonna make you do drugs
[QUOTE=Manpersonguything;17037143]Oh, forgot to mention he's 13 and his parents are gonna expload.[/QUOTE]
If he has highly religious parents that actually won't be a bad idea, since they'll go omgwtfbbq on him. :downs:
[sp]lululul perfect rrrrerrrrrrvenge.[/sp]
Well at least, you'll help the guy out. GJ.
Go find some roadkill and put it in his cereal box
Better revenge
YEAH YOU NOT GONNA GET GONORRHEA YOU'RE JEALOUS LOL YEAH BITCH
~suckit~
o man u gunna get him gud
[QUOTE=Manpersonguything;17037143]Oh, forgot to mention he's 13 and his parents are gonna expload.[/QUOTE]
And how old are you exactly Nine?
I'm trying to decide if this is worse than the guy who thought he was a badass for taking a bunch of napkins from McDonald's and getting banned.
Edit:
Found it! [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=648269&highlight=banned[/url]
[QUOTE=Bassplaya7;17037269]I'm trying to decide if this is worse than the guy who thought he was a badass for taking a bunch of napkins from McDonald's and getting banned.[/QUOTE]
That WAS Badass.
WOW A CONDOM, SOME BRUTAL REVENGE RIGHT THERE.
ohmygod you some badass mothafucka, mailing condoms to people you don't like.
hoooo boy.
[QUOTE=Bassplaya7;17037269]I'm trying to decide if this is worse than the guy who thought he was a badass for taking a bunch of napkins from McDonald's and getting banned.[/QUOTE]
this is dealing with condoms
not pussy napkins
do the math man
wat.
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put a hole in the condom with a needle
[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;17037192]If he has highly religious parents that actually won't be a bad idea, since they'll go omgwtfbbq on him. :downs:
[sp]lululul perfect rrrrerrrrrrvenge.[/sp][/QUOTE]
They are kinda religious, but they would seriously be pissed if they found that. Like, take away computer for 2 weeks, and he couldn't fucking live with parking his ass infront of his computer all day.
"Ohhhh, no you di'n't!"
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