• Austrian sex school opens its doors
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[URL="http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/959/Bizar/article/detail/1356169/2011/12/01/Eerste-seksschool-ter-wereld-opent-de-deuren.dhtml"]Dutch source.[/URL] [quote] [B]In the Austrian capital of Vienna, the first sex school has opened its doors. The Swedish headmisstress Ylva-Maria Thompson wants to teach her students how to be better lovers.[/B] Everyone ages sixteen and up can enlist in the Austrian International Sex School. The price is about 1.400 euro. This will net you, amongst other things, practical lessons in the "College for Applied Sexuality". Students reside in a communal bedroom for both sexes where they can make their "homework". "Our education is mostly focused on practical, not theory", Thompson says. "The focus is on how to be a better lover. Different positions, methods to stroke, anatomy. Everything is explained in practice. We are certain the school will be a huge success." In Austria, a storm of protest has arisen already. and what did you think? Ads for the school, which show a fornicating couple, have been banned on television. "They make it sound all nice and fancy, but it's really just sex for money", the critics claim. (hlnsydney/sps)[/quote] [url]http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtHXKc6VIgN8%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded[/url] This is the (somewhat NSFW) ad.
sign me up
Moving to Austria. I'll call it "studying abroad"
I could only imagine the outrage if something like this opened up over here.
God fucking damn it, I hate my life
It will be filled with ugly people because [QUOTE][U]Everyone[/U] ages sixteen and up can enlist[/QUOTE] and ugly people are more desperate generally.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;33522223]Moving to Austria. I'll call it "studying abroad"[/QUOTE]I know what broad I will be studying. :quagmire:
[QUOTE=mac338;33522247]It will be filled with ugly people because and ugly people are more desperate generally.[/QUOTE] Also sluts and the sort.
Why aren't I in Austria?
It's going to be one big ugly sausage fest
[QUOTE=lockdown6;33522257]i don't know man, i don't think it'll catch on[/QUOTE] Yeah. We're never going to be needing sex in the future anyway when all our minds are downloaded into immortal robot shells.
Hah, cant believe this made it here. Read it in the newspaper today.
[QUOTE=mac338;33522247]It will be filled with ugly people because and ugly people are more desperate generally.[/QUOTE] I'm willing to boost some self esteem for a few girls :dance:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;33522223]Moving to Austria. I'll call it "studying abroad"[/QUOTE] Don't get your hopes up, they'll place you on independent study.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;33522303]Don't get your hopes up, they'll place you on independent study.[/QUOTE] Man, I've been doing that already... :v:
Boys are probably going to outnumber girls severely
From my town it's an approx. 8 hour trip to Vienna. ... Fetch me my damn car.
[QUOTE=mac338;33522247]It will be filled with ugly people because and ugly people are more desperate generally.[/QUOTE] fits your league
It's probably booked full by desperate people of any and all ages. Be wary... Edit: desperate males*
Sucks if your class has uneven number and you need to find a pair [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=just-a-boy;33522482]It's probably booked full by desperate people of any and all ages. Be wary... Edit: desperate males*[/QUOTE] Old men over 80?
Sounds like a scam in my opinion. You pay heavily, and once you're here, there's nothing, and you got 1400€ out of your wallet for nothing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0[/media]
I think you have to bring your own partner, it's not a brothel.
Aaaaand they don't seem to have a website. Damn. [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] Something like this would be absolutely torn apart here in the U.S. of "ohmygodisthatsexewkeepitaway". :I
I'm going to get my girlfriend to join me here. It must happen.
so its just a whore house pretty much
Wow I didn't think my country was this progressive
There has to be some sort of terrible catch that would make all of us not want to do this at all.
So basically... it's a brothel that you live in? [QUOTE=Contag;33522817]Wow I didn't think my country was this progressive[/QUOTE] Austria. [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=person11;33522823]There has to be some sort of terrible catch that would make all of us not want to do this at all.[/QUOTE] STDs, and most people enrolling will likely not be very attractive.
[QUOTE=person11;33522823]There has to be some sort of terrible catch that would make all of us not want to do this at all.[/QUOTE] You might get paired with an ugly chick for the sake of education
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