• Bear Obeys Bartender's Command, Leaves Juneau Bar
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[quote]JUNEAU, Alaska — If only all unwelcome bar guests were this obliging. A black bear walked into the bar at the Alaskan Hotel in downtown Juneau on Monday night. Bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy says she freaked out and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!" The bear complied, leaving the bar within seconds.[/quote] [url]http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/09/24/us/ap-us-odd-bear-bar.html?_r=1&[/url] A bear walks into a bar.... Slow news day I guess.
Saw the title, thought it was about Bear Grylls. Oh well...
[QUOTE=daschnek;42317300]Saw the title, thought it was about Bear Grylls. Oh well...[/QUOTE] Bear Grylls doesn't need to use a bar if he needs a drink.
He just wanted a drink.
[QUOTE=Lium;42317381]He just wanted a drink.[/QUOTE] You ever dealt with a drunken bear?
i want a video
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;42317317]Bear Grylls doesn't need to use a bar if he needs a drink.[/QUOTE] Bars tend to have bathrooms. He could have politely asked somebody in one.
Exactly like this video. [url]http://thechive.com/2012/10/01/badass-woman-yells-at-an-intruding-bear-video/[/url]
Pretty fucked up how even in 2013 you can be kicked out of a bar just because of the way you look. Goes to show how far we have yet to go.
What if it was a guy in a bear onesie wanting a beer?
Black bears are apparently pretty timid creatures so its no surprise he ran out after the bartender yelled at him.
guess he forgot his id
Time to open the first bear bar in Juneau.
Alaska
Hope race has nothing to do with this. Objectively, black bears are as dangerous as any other bear.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42317510]Exactly like this video. [url]http://thechive.com/2012/10/01/badass-woman-yells-at-an-intruding-bear-video/[/url][/QUOTE] look at that cute fucker waddle off [video=youtube;zM1D-r-0cGo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1D-r-0cGo[/video]
[QUOTE=gameplaya89;42318004]Hope race has nothing to do with this. Objectively, black bears are as dangerous as any other bear.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure about every bear being as dangerous as the other, ever seen a black bear climb?
this is it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZ_nNJ3PJs[/media]
[QUOTE=Mandems;42318382]this is it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBZ_nNJ3PJs[/media][/QUOTE] Poor bear. He can't even cross the threshold without being persecuted for his bearishness.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;42317317]Bear Grylls doesn't need to use a bar if he needs a drink.[/QUOTE] Isn't he a major supplier for both Budweiser and Miller?
A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I would like... a beer." The bartender says: "Why the big paws?" [sp]haw-Haw-HAW-[B]HAW[/B][/sp][sp]haw-Haw-HAW-[B]HAW[/B][/sp] I'll seek myself out...
I bet that bear just had a really shitty day at work or something and just wanted to unwind. Poor bear.
A bear walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the fuck out".
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;42317481]You ever dealt with a drunken bear?[/QUOTE] depends on what kind of [I]bear[/I] we're talking about, here
[QUOTE=Explosions;42318408]Poor bear. He can't even cross the threshold without being persecuted for his bearishness.[/QUOTE] Sucks that he can't get any bear necessities out of that bar.
The bear could have easily just started ripping peoples stomachs open
I'd say she was lucky. Hungry dogs usually dont obey humans in hunger situation without violence let alone a black bear.
Black bears just became completely adorable in my eyes. I want one. The ones in those videos follow directions better than my dogs do.
I really hope that one day we can properly domesticate bears, they're so awesome. And no, I'm totally not saying this because I want to ride one into battle.
[QUOTE=Beerminator;42321211]I'd say she was lucky. Hungry dogs usually dont obey humans in hunger situation without violence let alone a black bear.[/QUOTE] Hard to say whether it was actually hungry or not.
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