• Robotic wardens to patrol prison
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-15893772[/url]
Was adding a smiley face really necessary?
Imagine trying to break out of the prison at night in the dark and seeing that thing turn a corner.
I for one welcome our robot overlords.
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33432942]Imagine trying to break out of the prison at night in the dark and seeing that thing turn a corner.[/QUOTE] I would have to try not to laugh. I mean, look at the stupid thing.
[QUOTE=RawrBullet;33432917]Was adding a smiley face really necessary?[/QUOTE] Where is it, I can't see it.
[QUOTE=RawrBullet;33432917]Was adding a smiley face really necessary?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/tools/img/shows/wiki/superjail/characters/jailbot280.jpg[/img] Yes.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;33433053]I would have to try not to laugh. I mean, look at the stupid thing.[/QUOTE] They should show all the mechanics inside it, and give it red eyes. [editline]25th November 2011[/editline] Also make it unpainted.
Reminds be of the prison in Chronicles of Riddick I can just image these saying YOU ARE IN VIOLATION Also, mandatory robot revolution begins here post
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33432942]Imagine trying to break out of the prison at night in the dark and seeing that thing turn a corner.[/QUOTE] [b] Get back to your cell. [i]Please. [/i][/b]
And so Skynet begins.
Needs more chipping dull green paint over rusted steel on tracks with dual machine guns.
Needs more guns n shit.
They should design it after a Terminator just to induce fear in the inmates. Nobody is breaking out of jail when this fella is watching: [img]http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/05/terminator-salvation-scary-guard-cyborg.jpg[/img]
Should make it look more like this: [img]http://cavebabble.pnrnetworks.popcornnroses.com/files/2011/02/ed209.jpg[/img] [I][h2]You now have thirty seconds to comply.[/h2][/I]
"The South Korean defence company DoDAAM is also developing robotic gun turrets for export which can be programmed to open fire automatically." This can only end badly
[QUOTE=Icedshot;33436638]"The South Korean defence company DoDAAM is also developing robotic gun turrets for export which can be programmed to open fire automatically." This can only end badly[/QUOTE] It can also end in Deus Ex
[QUOTE=Icedshot;33436638]"The South Korean defence company DoDAAM is also developing robotic gun turrets for export which can be programmed to open fire automatically." This can only end badly[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.reuters.com/video/2011/02/14/south-korean-super-gun-packs-hi-tech-kil?videoId=187406842&videoChannel=2602[/url]
[QUOTE=Icedshot;33436638]"The South Korean defence company DoDAAM is also developing robotic gun turrets for export which can be programmed to open fire automatically." This can only end badly[/QUOTE] DoDAAM is aperture science
It looks like I could run up to it and tip it over.
I was gonna say it needed to look more like those bots from Deus Ex, but then I realised a huge fucking creepy looking cornerless abomination would probably be more terrifying to go up against
[QUOTE=eurocracy;33433053]I would have to try not to laugh. I mean, look at the stupid thing.[/QUOTE] Thats why you dirty it up slightly and give it a REALY creepy smile
Then it goes missing, and the inmates reverse engineer it.
[QUOTE=Sumap;33433415][img]http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/tools/img/shows/wiki/superjail/characters/jailbot280.jpg[/img] Yes.[/QUOTE] But that thing was there to basically thin down the prison population..
And how do they keep inmates from taking parts off of this thing to escape or injure the still human staff, or each other?
[QUOTE=G12-A5;33447999]And how do they keep inmates from taking parts off of this thing to escape or injure the still human staff, or each other?[/QUOTE] You'd think it's built to be able to withstand fists and knees.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;33446711]But that thing was there to basically thin down the prison population..[/QUOTE] That's the secret function of this warden too.
I wonder... *guy breaks out of his cell with his cellmates and enters the courtyard* Ok guys, we're almost outta here! *prison robot drives around the corner, inmates see happy face* D'aw, he looks to frien- *murderous, bloodthirsty psycho robot opens fire with dual miniguns* ARGH!
[QUOTE=nox;33435911]Needs more chipping dull green paint over rusted steel on tracks with dual machine guns.[/QUOTE] Kinda like this? [img]http://www.theterminatorfans.com/collectibles/props/T-1-Salvation.jpg[/img]
tickets please
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