• Wierd things you can do.
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Like abilities that may or may not be useful. - I can bend my fingers at the top joints only completely autonomously - foot behind head - Wiggle my ears, and my left ear independently. Also, this happens to move the skin on my entire skull. - Bend one foot 180 degrees. - Touch my thumb to my arm.
Crack my neck at will. It sounds like a cement mixer after a while.
The tendon in my left wrist on my ulna side is weird, it lets me pop it and whatever little bone is there out a little bit, making a nice little pop noise and dislocation that freaks people out. I used to be able to do that with my right wrist, but I lost that ability, IDK why. I can jiggle my eyes weird too. Also, if I move my toes a certain way, they get locked up and it hurts a bit. They eventually go back to where they should be after a minute or so. :downs:
I can do the first two posts disregarding the top finger joint thing and also dislocate my shoulder at will
autofellatio
I can pop my wrists, the upper joint in my thumbs, sometimes my knees and elbows, and very rarely when stretching a certain way, I hear a pop from around my ribs. I'm sort of worried about that. Sort of. I can bend the fingers (not the thumb though) on my left hand back so much that the tips touch the back of my hand. (The left hand, obviously) I can't curl my pinky fingers and ring fingers completely independently. So, if I bend the lower joints in my ring finger inwards, then curl my pinky, the top joint of the ring finger (but not the rest of the finger) curls with the pinky. I can recognize songs that I've heard before almost instantly. Like, less than 4 or 5 notes / less than a second instantly. I'm not sure how weird that is, though.
I could have conversations with just references to different movies, tv shows, video games, and different types of quotes. But...I kind of want to stop doing that. It's a little annoying when you spill coffee and you have an urge to say "Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!"
i live for the spongebob references.
[QUOTE=Variant;42342437]i live for the spongebob references.[/QUOTE] Don't get me wrong I love the old Spongebob seasons so much and if Stephen Hillenburg ever came back to writing the seasons again I would probably keep watching it, but like think about this. Job interview: Interviewer: Hello Mr.SoandSo what do you see your future in this company is? Me: *Starts thinking "Everything is chrome in the future."* and I'm like Me: A chrome office.
Ehh I haven't really got any weird things I can do, except maybe the fact that I can sort of turn my tongue around and if I spin my hands in a specific way you can always hear a tiny crack/pop
Shitpost in real life. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/J8KRWNM.jpeg[/IMG] This was a paid computer kiosk. I work here so I use it for free. If I leave it like this, my ass is bent.
I can shape my tongue into a lucky charm/penis
I can blow a 4-5 feet long fireball given the right fuel, 90-96% alcohol. It's a helluva party trick
I can shoot fire balls from my ass? If that's a weird 'thing', I don't know. I think it's pretty normal...
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;42344381]I can shoot fire balls from my ass? If that's a weird 'thing', I don't know. I think it's pretty normal...[/QUOTE] Dude, farting on a lit match is not a skill
I can make my eyes twitch, but only for about 5~10 seconds, if I do it any longer than that it starts to hurt a bit.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;42344443]Dude, farting on a lit match is not a skill[/QUOTE] Mate, you do not understand... I mean, FIRE BALLS from ASSSSS
Crack my right thumb at least a dozen times in rapid succession before it doesn't work anymore, some days I bet on how many times it's gonna be; last time, I cracked my thumb 89 times
I can blow air out my eyeholes.
I can make fart sound with my ear or hands
I can crack my fingers numerous times in a row, just by making a fist. Then I like doing tap-dance like music.
I can open doors with my toes :v:
lick my elbow
I can make a small puff of air come out my ears at will. Also my GP recently informed me that my piss is pH7.1, Alkaline piss master race
I can bend my fingers in a way it looks like it's broken. I once pretended I punched a wall and held my hand like every single joint got fucked. It's also a funny party trick I guess.
I can sleep in many places One time I slept with my face on a plate full of spaghetti, and one time I slept in an chest filled with lego I also have falled asleep numerous times on the floor when I played/cuddled with my dogs
swallow air at will and I don't mean just a bit but just all air and a lot of it too
I can pop all my joints at will. It takes about 2 hours for all of them to recharge. I can fold my tongue so its shaped like this [IMG]http://thecreativejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/curled-tongue-1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;42344443]Dude, farting on a lit match is not a skill[/QUOTE] None of these are really skills. Maybe abilities. Definitely not very useful at all. Though I'm probably just bitter because I can't do anything outside of the ordinary.
Apart from cracking my knuckles, I also crack my knees. I do it by carefully shifting my weight on one until it pops.
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