Looks like that the 12.3rd corrupt a wish has failed us, so let's go to v12.5!
Here's how it goes:
Me: I wish I had a new computer
Reply: Granted but it is filled with viruses
And then, the replier posts a wish, which is corrupted by the next user
Now let's start!
I wish i had an assault rifle from the year 2183.
It's the laser assult rifle with pellets used to train the militia in world war 12
I wish for a $5 footlong
It's a dick.
I wish for a hat.
It's a dick.
Granted, you get nothing.
I wish people like Resto would make a comeback on these kinds of threads.
Granted but He became a douchebag.
I wish my mom was alive :frown:
She comes back az a zombie and eats your brains.
I wish I had some donuts.
You get them, but an English grammar nazi beats you to death for not spelling it as "doughnuts".
I wish Activision weren't dicks.
Me too, but they are dicks.
I wish i would have a motorcycle license already.
Granted, you can not afford a Motorcycle.
I wish i wish i was a fish
Granted but since you're a fish you cannot the wish the wish of being a fish.
I wish kids were terrified of zombies so they could leave l4d alone.
Granted, but the jokes they make are making you cry out of their sheer crappiness.
I want all games on Steam.
You get them via hacking. Enjoy your Steam ban.
I wish I had an island base for nefarious activities.
The island sinks and you die.
I wish for a wish.
You are granted a wish. However, You must give your soul to the devil.
I wish for a new cell phone.
Granted, but it was one of those old bulky ones that were pretty heavy.
I wish people on youtube knew how to turn off annotations.
They all turn into ultra bieber fans
I wish for kotick to die
Only at the cost of Gabe Newell and John Carmack
I wish for WORLD PEACE
Granted, but everyone burns their weapons, the world becomes polluted, then aliens invade earth.
[editline]07:45PM[/editline]
I wish this editline didn't exist
Granted but a Mod Bans you.
I wish that I was awesome.
Granted but you get a bad awesome stench that doesn't come off and repels chicks.
[editline]08:12PM[/editline]
I wish Egypt was more advanced technologically
The pyramids becomes invisable.
I want a dollar.
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god damn ninj's
you get the doller but its fake
I wish for a corrupt wish
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;24981066]-snip-
god damn ninj's
you get the doller but its fake
I wish for a corrupt wish[/QUOTE]
You lust for Justin Breiber and as it turns out, he for you. You live happily ever after.
I wish for a sail boat to travel the world with.
Granted, but your boat sinks in middle of the goddamn sea!
I wish for Half-Life 2: Episode 3
Granted, but it fell short of the expectations that have been building up over these years.
I wish i wasn't at school right now.
It was an energy drink for the devil, your now ass-hyper for the rest of your life and for some reasen you like sharp glass in your ass
I want to be homeless
You are now, but the tax agents are still chasing you.
I wish i wish i was a fish D:
You get sent to an aquerium and drown becuase i forgot to put gills on you
I wish the never ending dungeon thread would be updated more often XD
Granted, but deep within the dungeon, the surrounding fumes infect you with dysentery.
I wish Capcom would stop using their bullshit anti-piracy model (*coughSSF4cough*)
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