post your guilty pleasures
sometimes when I have to poop I'd go to the bathroom but just sit on the toilet until it's critical. I do this to maximize the pleasure of shitting out when it gets to the "literally can't physically hold it in any more" point
i enjoy icecream
i didn't buy winrar
anal sex
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I like chick music
[QUOTE=NixNax123;47465579]i didn't buy winrar[/QUOTE]
That's not how guilty pleasures work.
[QUOTE=Skyward;47465617]That's not how guilty pleasures work.[/QUOTE]
i enjoy the rush of using trial software after the time has expired
Fisting myself with toilet paper to wipe.
I like stuffing hot ceramic plates straight out of the dishwasher into my pants in order to warm my junk.
I don't really do it as often as you'd think because of sanitary concerns, though. And even then I wash the plates afterwards.
I sometimes watch anime unironically.
B-But only sometimes.
Being much smarter than everyone around me in school:dance:
Sometimes I enjoy just completely wrecking people in arguments or completely outdoing them in competitions and rubbing it in, as per the German term [I]Schadenfreude[/I]. I always feel bad afterwards though.
[QUOTE=RedCommunist;47466030]Being much smarter than everyone around me in school:dance:[/QUOTE]
I also enjoy cutting myself on any/all available edges!
[QUOTE=RedCommunist;47466030]Being much smarter than everyone around me in school:dance:[/QUOTE]
If you really were, you wouldn't feel the need to flaunt it everywhere and would know it's not usually a socially acceptable thing to say or do.
For me, i like indulging in fashion sometimes, namely giving people advice on it and taking none of it myself, obviously.
kpop and traps
futanari
I chew on objects that aren't intended to be chewed on. Mainly nail care products like files and fingernail clippers. Sometimes it branches out to cutlery like forks and butterknives
[QUOTE=Jesus Crits;47466321]I chew on objects that aren't intended to be chewed on. Mainly nail care products like files and fingernail clippers. Sometimes it branches out to cutlery like forks and butterknives[/QUOTE]
well i guess this is one of mine as well, extends to really dangerous and stupid things like tacks and screws as well
UK Hardcore
Really bad screamo
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[video=youtube;wqvdUjA1tLU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvdUjA1tLU[/video]
for example
I own 2 onaholes, I used to smoke a ton of weed, I like Idolm@ster and K-on unironically, I fucking love Touhou and I own a katana (I'm getting a Chinese Jian next though)
[QUOTE=cplcollas;47466457]I own 2 onaholes[/QUOTE]
a what?
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[QUOTE=Clavin;47466462]a what?[/QUOTE]
one urbandictionary later...
This mo'fucker needs jesus
[QUOTE=Clavin;47466462]a what?
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one urbandictionary later...
This mo'fucker needs jesus[/QUOTE]
Hey man, it's better than just your hand, and anyway, I can't seem to get any girls so why not.
Boys love comics such as [URL="http://alwaysraininghere.com/"]this[/URL]
I occasionally like looking at gay porn, even though I'm straight.
Also, 80s action films.
Reading stories of other peoples lives. Fake and real.
Creepypastas,
First time sex stories (virginity, threesome etc)
etc
Mainly those two though.
Facepunch's honesty never ceases to impress me.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47466528]Gay porn
80s action films.[/QUOTE]
What's the difference
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