• I've been having some fucked up dreams lately.
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So for the past few weeks, I've been having the fucking weirdest dreams ever. The last being 2 days ago. So, I'd like to post them for you guys in hopes of not being as disturbed by my dreams. It all started a month ago, late February. I'm single, no big surprise. So here it goes. Plane Date: So it all started with me wanting to go out with a girl for some dumb reason. So I found a phone on a desk and checked the contacts. The whole list was full of girl's names. So I rung up the first girl on the list. She said yes and that's when shit got weird. I somehow rented a plane, like a fancy one that doesn't even exist. It looked like a plane but it had like decks like a boat. So anyway she brought her family to meet me as well. So later on, the pilot had a heart attack. So I tried to pilot the plane, but I crashed it in the process. I somehow realized that I was dreaming (Lucid dreaming was successful) and reversed time and got a kiss on the forehead, which is good enough for me. I got baked in my dreams: Up next was a week ago... My mom and I were talking about drugs and their effects on the mind and such. When I went to sleep that night, I somehow found my way next to a joint. Me being the dope that I am (haha, get it?) smoked it. It was some freakish shit. I woke up feeling funny. Nothing THAT odd there. This dream disturbed the fuck out of me. I play Hitman Blood Money on the hardest mode: So 2 nights ago, I dreamed that I was playing the last level of hitman blood money. I had no idea what the last level was at the time, so I just played along. If you know what Hit Man is you know where this is going. Target, kill, escape un-noticed. But this level was much harder than that. I was in firstperson like I was Agent 47 himself. I felt all the pain he did. So anyway, I convinced a guy to ring the doorbell for something like selling cookies while I hid under the doormat (surprisingly I fit perfectly and could pull out my gun). As he was talking I pulled out my silverballer. Just my luck, the target answered the door! So anyway, I shot the target in the foot and pissed him off. He chased me to his mailbox and did something that still shakes me. He used his bare hands and squeezed all the blood out of a live pig. I was paralyzed with fear, and the only words I could mutter were, please don't, it'll hurt. All he could do was laugh maniacally and dunk my head in the bucket and drown me. So anyway, I respawned this time. So this time, I jumped onto his roof somehow. When I did that I found my way on a balcony of a bedroom that connects 2 rooms of the big house together. So anyway, I went into the bedroom to hear loud footsteps. Somehow I was streaming to people on FP and they were telling me what to do and they were actually in the game helping me (as a giant fucking lion that eventually died by falling off a cliffside) they said it was a tourist group. So I hid in the bed and covered my head up so I could see. one tourist wasn't stupid. He was wearing a ski mask. He saw me, jumped into the bed, and said, "Oh agent, I have a surprise for you," and then he hit me in the face so hard I blacked out. I woke up in reality afterward. So anyway, I thought I should get that off my chest. It was really disturbing me. Thanks for reading [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Missed the megathread" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
I have a recurring dream where I'm strapped down on an operating table in a near pitch-black room, and as a man asks me questions about my life he cuts me open and starts removing my organs from my body. So I can relate.
I had a dream 2 nights ago I was banging this hot black chick (and I mean dark) When I did anything mouth related to her I could taste chocolate in my dream... Special Dark.
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
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