[quote]Police are hunting a man who has stabbed a pregnant woman repeatedly in Sydney's west.
The 28-year-old mother-to-be was stabbed several times during an assault at her home on Tumut Place in St Clair about 9.40pm (AEST) on Friday.
Police believe it was a domestic incident.
The woman, who is three months pregnant, was taken to hospital in a serious condition.
She was treated for a punctured lung and stab wounds to her back and arm, but scans show her baby is apparently unharmed.
Police are seeking a man described as Caucasian in appearance, aged in his early 30s, with a thin build, 170cm tall, with a fair complexion and brown hair.
Anyone with information should contact St Marys Police or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8351385/pregnant-sydney-woman-stabbed-at-home[/url]
The attacker really made his "point" with this one.
That man is not very knife.
That woman had a close shave with her child's safety.
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;32450273]That woman had a close shave with her child's safety.[/QUOTE]
can't tell if pun
Just the thought of a pregnant woman being stabbed hurts me, it's just so fucking wrong.
[QUOTE=Master X;32450215]That man is not very knife.[/QUOTE]
That man was not very sharp.
I bet the she was more worried about her baby than herself.
Whats with all the bad puns?
[QUOTE=Kofi;32451635]Whats with all the bad puns?[/QUOTE]
facepunch
We've run out of pregnant stabbing jokes.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;32451595]I bet the she was more worried about her baby than herself.[/QUOTE]
Occasions like this make me wonder: if the stabbing HAD resulted in the infant's death, but not the mother's, would a murder charge be appropriate? Think in terms of the mother. Women commonly experience extreme depression after miscarriages, etc.
Granted she [I]was[/I] only three months in. Later on I would expect it to be more true.
I hope she turns out okay.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;32451741]We've run out of pregnant stabbing jokes.[/QUOTE]
Oh no, now we'll have to [I]conceive[/I] of more puns!
lolololololol :suicide:
Horrible, [B]horrible[/B] puns aside,, why the fuck would someone stab a pregnant woman? Seriously, what the fucking hell?
[QUOTE=Last or First;32452198]I hope she turns out okay.
Oh no, now we'll have to [I]conceive[/I] of more puns!
lolololololol :suicide:
Horrible, [B]horrible[/B] puns aside,, why the fuck would someone stab a pregnant woman? Seriously, what the fucking hell?[/QUOTE]
Why the hell would you stab anyone.
[QUOTE=DeandreT;32452243]Why the hell would you stab anyone.[/QUOTE]
the president ordered you to
Australia hates babies.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1127302[/url]
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;32452150]Occasions like this make me wonder: if the stabbing HAD resulted in the infant's death, but not the mother's, would a murder charge be appropriate? Think in terms of the mother. Women commonly experience extreme depression after miscarriages, etc.
Granted she [I]was[/I] only three months in. Later on I would expect it to be more true.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, it shouldn't be considered murder as it's only 3 months. 8 months in, I'd say murder.
What the fuck is with all the bad news coming out of Shitney recently?
There's this, as well as the bloke that ran over a toddler and I think their might of been a third as well.
okay maybe i wont move to australia
What a stab to the guts.
I couldn't resist.
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;32453962]What a stab to the guts.
I couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]
That's not even a pun. That's just stating the situation matter-of-factly.
[QUOTE=Kofi;32451635]Whats with all the bad puns?[/QUOTE]
people trying too hard to get funny ratings
I got one!
The guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed. [sp]The knife was.[/sp]
These puns are not even remotely funny. Your all not funny, and nobody likes you. Get out.
But really, the thought of a pregnant woman being stabbed or murdered makes my skin crawl. It's just terrible.
I'm enjoying the puns out of the pure absurdity of them all.
[QUOTE=Surprise me?;32454690]I got one!
The guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed. [sp]The knife was.[/sp][/QUOTE]
It must not be very sharp if they survived.
But anyways,I'm glad that she and her baby will be okay.
If you kill a baby before it's born is it still murder?
[QUOTE=Jasun;32460327]If you kill a baby before it's born is it still murder?[/QUOTE]
I remember this being discussed before, about the stamina pills out of babies..
How did the man conceive this idea?
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